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(Sun Sentinel)   Routine cockfight ends with deadly gunfight   ( ) divider line 13
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1668 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2013 at 9:15 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-22 08:39:58 AM  
Only bad thing about this is it only took out two people into cockfighting

/little jerry is inconsolable
2013-10-22 09:16:09 AM  
No GIS for cockfighting. Nope.
2013-10-22 09:17:47 AM  
Never bring a gun to a COCK/SWORDFIGHT
2013-10-22 09:21:17 AM
Cool, it's got Harry Dean Stanton.
2013-10-22 09:22:04 AM  
I always thought cockfights ended in explosions, not gunfights. They usually end up a sticky situation for all involved.

*drum roll ova he'ah! I'm taking everyone on a train to Zingerville!*
2013-10-22 09:27:42 AM  
...and nothing of value...
2013-10-22 09:27:43 AM  
Swordplay leads to gunplay.
2013-10-22 09:29:10 AM  
Behind a banana-colored home in rural southwest

Reporter #1: Hey, look at that house!
Reporter #2: The blue one?
Reporter #1: No, not that one.  The one that', it's not quite orange.
Reporter #2: Oh, that one.  Yeah, it's not orange.  It's not really a white or a brown either it's more like a .....ah shiat.  I don't even know.
Reporter #1: Like a banana?
Reporter #2: Yeah! Like a banana!  That's exactly it!  It's a banana colored house.
Reporter #1: It's nice when we can back each other up like this.
Reporter #2: Teamwork, buddy.  Teamwork.
(high five)

2013-10-22 09:30:15 AM  
At least they weren't chicken.
2013-10-22 09:33:07 AM  
I went to a cockfight in Costa Rica once.  Cool experience, but I felt bad for the chickens.
2013-10-22 10:09:58 AM  
So.... If you ban guns, only chickens will have guns?

/Don't know how to play this game
2013-10-22 12:48:25 PM  

Chicken #1: Ok Frank, on a count of three we pull out our guns and waste these mofos.

Chicken #2: Roger, Roger.

Chicken #1: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!
2013-10-22 05:37:42 PM  
Never bring a cock to a gunfight.
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