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(UEFA)   The next round of Champions League kicks off its next set of games, featuring Chelsea/Schalke 04, Arsenal/Borussia Dortmund, AC Milan/Barca, Real Madrid/Juventus, and a host of other compelling matchups   (uefa.com) divider line 140
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2013-10-22 09:25:11 AM  
www.resultados-futbol.com
 
2013-10-22 09:30:55 AM  
Nervous about today's game. Dortmund is calling the Gunners the favorites going in, but Arsenal doesn't always play well at home and Dortmund is a team that's brimming with talent. This will be the toughest game of the current campaign by far, even with Klopp serving his touchline ban. I'm more nervous today than I was when they played Napoli.

Friendly shout-out to Fark's resident Dortmund supporter,  Sir Cumference the Flatulent. Win or lose, may it be a good game today.
 
2013-10-22 02:14:44 PM  
of course the arsenal match is on fox soccer plus again. at least it is a free preview of the channel this week
 
2013-10-22 02:15:14 PM  
Dortmund match should be exciting.

Schalke vs Chelsea? Is there a way that both teams can lose? I despise them both equally.
 
2013-10-22 02:24:44 PM  

marius2: Dortmund match should be exciting.

Schalke vs Chelsea? Is there a way that both teams can lose? I despise them both equally.


Pray for a meteor?
 
2013-10-22 02:27:34 PM  
Man I wish I could watch the match today. Happy with 2 draws against Dortmund. Anything else is gravy
 
2013-10-22 02:29:52 PM  
Also, no injuries please
 
2013-10-22 02:31:08 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Man I wish I could watch the match today. Happy with 2 draws against Dortmund. Anything else is gravy


Not live, but it is replaying on Fox Sports 2 (formerly FSC) tonight.
 
2013-10-22 02:34:50 PM  
FSN: Celtic/Ajax
FS1: AC Milan/Barcelona
FS2: Schalke/Chelsea
Fox Soccer Plus: Arsenal/Borussia Dortmund
 
2013-10-22 02:40:13 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: HaywoodJablonski: Man I wish I could watch the match today. Happy with 2 draws against Dortmund. Anything else is gravy

Not live, but it is replaying on Fox Sports 2 (formerly FSC) tonight.


I'll have to check my local listings. I'm in SFO for a few days, living the hotel lifestyle. There's a British Pub nearby, though...
 
2013-10-22 02:44:53 PM  
QUICK KEEP THE NO-TO-RACISM THINGIE ON CAMERA PASS IT DOWN
 
2013-10-22 02:45:32 PM  
Come on Milan, demoralize Barcelona for me. Messi's crippled just to make it easier for you guys.
 
2013-10-22 02:47:59 PM  
Celtic Park is loud. It's like they realize this is one of the few games they have this season that actually matters!
 
2013-10-22 02:48:13 PM  
Goddammit. The guy doing my Arsenal stream had his Sky signal crap out.
 
2013-10-22 02:50:56 PM  
Is the Dashing Gentleman playing this match?
 
2013-10-22 02:51:40 PM  
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2013-10-22 02:52:19 PM  

Gosling: Celtic Park is loud. It's like they realize this is one of the few games they have this season that actually matters!


hey, they still have the old fir---- wait, never mind.

/in other news, i'm bitter my SAF book headline got redded.
//first time i've ever been bitter about a nixed link.
 
2013-10-22 02:53:09 PM  
A Porto player just got two yellow cards in two minutes? Anyone see what happened? :P

Already down a player in the 6th minute lol
 
2013-10-22 02:55:55 PM  
Who is this color guy for Celtic/Ajax? I need goddamned subtitles to make him out.
 
2013-10-22 02:56:47 PM  
AC Milan is giving the okie-doke to Barca. 1-0
 
2013-10-22 02:58:04 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: AC Milan is giving the okie-doke to Barca. 1-0


Come on Milan, keep it up.
 
2013-10-22 02:59:14 PM  
where does the name borussia come from anyways? isn't dortmund german?
 
2013-10-22 03:00:02 PM  

soakitincider: where does the name borussia come from anyways? isn't dortmund german?


Latin for Prussia according to Wikipedia.
 
2013-10-22 03:00:42 PM  

soakitincider: where does the name borussia come from anyways? isn't dortmund german?


That's the Latin name for Prussia. Dortmund lies within Prussia's old boundaries.
 
2013-10-22 03:00:48 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: soakitincider: where does the name borussia come from anyways? isn't dortmund german?

Latin for Prussia according to Wikipedia.


Apparently also the name of a beer from a nearby brewery of the same name.
 
2013-10-22 03:01:08 PM  

soakitincider: where does the name borussia come from anyways? isn't dortmund german?


Borussia = Prussia

Prussia = Germany

Though Wikipedia says they were named after a beer brewing company, which I did not know.
 
2013-10-22 03:01:43 PM  
Hooray for everyone answering :D
 
2013-10-22 03:01:50 PM  
Ramsey is starting to pay for his increased form. Dortmund ahead.
 
2013-10-22 03:02:05 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-22 03:03:08 PM  
Hey, it's Henrik Mkhitaryan, who everyone seemed to be after in the summer.
 
2013-10-22 03:03:44 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Hey, it's Henrik Mkhitaryan, who everyone seemed to be after in the summer.


Can't believe I actually spelled that right.
 
2013-10-22 03:05:00 PM  
God dammit, Arsenal. GBTW
 
2013-10-22 03:06:11 PM  
Quite a cheer from the Dortmund end of the crowd.
 
2013-10-22 03:07:39 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Quite a cheer from the Dortmund end of the crowd.


You should see them bouncing in the stands at the Emirates.
 
2013-10-22 03:08:29 PM  
That's as close as you can get to drawing a penalty without doing so. Damn.
 
2013-10-22 03:09:41 PM  
I love how establishing an attack is referred to as "asking questions". What questions? "Hey, could we score on you pls kthxbye. No? ZOMG, don't be such a tool."
 
2013-10-22 03:10:59 PM  
looks like Chelsea is leading Schalke 1-0
 
2013-10-22 03:11:06 PM  

Gosling: I love how establishing an attack is referred to as "asking questions". What questions? "Hey, could we score on you pls kthxbye. No? ZOMG, don't be such a tool."


can you stop us now?  can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?
 
2013-10-22 03:11:08 PM  
Milan got messy, and Messi got Milan.

1-1
 
2013-10-22 03:12:31 PM  
Arsenal's passing has been kinda sloppy this match.
 
2013-10-22 03:13:22 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Gosling: I love how establishing an attack is referred to as "asking questions". What questions? "Hey, could we score on you pls kthxbye. No? ZOMG, don't be such a tool."

can you stop us now?  can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?   can you stop us now?


Yes! And if you ask again, I'm pulling this pitch over!
 
2013-10-22 03:13:46 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Arsenal's passing has been kinda sloppy this match.


They look tired, honestly
 
2013-10-22 03:14:15 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Arsenal's passing has been kinda sloppy this match.


the best passes have been between koscielny and mertesacker when they can't get out of their own half
 
2013-10-22 03:14:53 PM  
Uh oh. Arsenal player holding his ankle.
 
2013-10-22 03:15:30 PM  
Why hasn't anyone kicked it out? Wilshere's still down.
 
2013-10-22 03:15:42 PM  
Ajax puts one off the post.

And this is why you order from Acme.
 
2013-10-22 03:17:33 PM  
Ramsey has no sacrifices available for him to score again.
 
2013-10-22 03:22:58 PM  
Arsenal still spotty, but they're finally warming up.
 
2013-10-22 03:24:22 PM  
Really good move by Arsenal. Shame it didn't go through.
 
2013-10-22 03:26:48 PM  
Equalized by the Dashing Gentleman.
 
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