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(Hartford Courant)   Teen girls find out the hard way what 'no parties' means after parents come home early and call the cops   (courant.com) divider line 89
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2013-10-22 09:11:00 AM  
OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.
 
2013-10-22 09:11:13 AM  
It's not news (nor even boderline amusing), it's Fark.com.

/I'll get over it.
 
2013-10-22 09:11:39 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


got me
 
2013-10-22 09:11:49 AM  
I support this decision. Family dinner is going to be awkward for a bit, though.
 
2013-10-22 09:12:34 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


not me.

but then I'm a girl, and I don't bat for that team.

NTTAWWT in any way.
 
2013-10-22 09:13:00 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2013-10-22 09:13:18 AM  
What would teen girls having a party look like?
 
2013-10-22 09:13:21 AM  

phrawgh: ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.

got me


A-yup, me too.
 
2013-10-22 09:13:34 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Well, that's the only reason I clicked through.
 
2013-10-22 09:13:37 AM  
How are they charged with allowing a minor to posses alcohol
 
2013-10-22 09:14:06 AM  

Prophet of Loss: ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.

[pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 555x409]


I *LOVE* C&H. Haven't seen that one in a while....*chuckle*
 
2013-10-22 09:15:08 AM  
What an unfathomable and alien way to handle the situation.
 
2013-10-22 09:15:12 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


img.fark.net
 
Biv
2013-10-22 09:15:41 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Yup.
 
2013-10-22 09:16:14 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Damnit...
 
2013-10-22 09:16:37 AM  

ChipNASA: Prophet of Loss: ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.

[pics.blameitonthevoices.com image 555x409]

I *LOVE* C&H. Haven't seen that one in a while....*chuckle*


Man, Watterson sure let his art slip.
 
2013-10-22 09:19:50 AM  

Ned Stark: What an unfathomable and alien way to handle the situation.


Bare Butt Spankings....
 
2013-10-22 09:20:23 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: How are they charged with allowing a minor to posses alcohol


Through the justice system. due to their allowing of a minor to posses alcohol. What part of that is difficult for you to understand?
 
2013-10-22 09:20:28 AM  
Am I the only guy that actually read "no parties"?
 
2013-10-22 09:21:10 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Yep... and still flapping with one hand up
 
2013-10-22 09:21:21 AM  

SuperChuck: Am I the only guy that actually read "no parties"?


yes
 
2013-10-22 09:21:32 AM  

ChipNASA: Ned Stark: What an unfathomable and alien way to handle the situation.

Bare Butt Spankings....


Be sure to wash your hands before you eat anything.
 
Biv
2013-10-22 09:22:00 AM  

SuperChuck: Am I the only guy that actually read "no parties"?


I has a sad for you....
 
2013-10-22 09:22:45 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


*raises hand*  read it that way three times actually
 
2013-10-22 09:23:18 AM  
Calling the cops on your own kids for throwing  a party? parents must be total farkers.
 
2013-10-22 09:23:58 AM  
Sounds like a beiber bukkakke party. Who brings the sperm is anyone's guess.
 
2013-10-22 09:25:15 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Indeed.
 
2013-10-22 09:28:25 AM  
It's all fun and games until little Priscella 'gets back' at Mommy and Daddy by getting pregnant with that no-good boy down the street.
 
2013-10-22 09:29:03 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Ummmm... I just popped in to admit this and lo-and-behold I'm not the only one having a seat right over there.
 
2013-10-22 09:31:12 AM  

Headso: Calling the cops on your own kids for throwing  a party? parents must be total farkers.


15 & 16 are old enough to know better. Having them arrested is scary enough to get the point across about decisions, judgement and consequences. The charges (and penalties) themselves are minor; the process is the important part.
 
2013-10-22 09:34:29 AM  
Guess who has to bail them out?
Smart move, parents.
 
2013-10-22 09:34:46 AM  
Any fines they receive would be charged to the parents since they are underage, wtf am I missing here?  The scare factor of being arrested?  Why would you call the cops on your own kids?  Just beat the shiat out of them like any other parents.
 
2013-10-22 09:35:08 AM  
You know you've truly made it as a parent when you have to call the cops on your own kid.
 
2013-10-22 09:43:29 AM  

doubled99: Guess who has to bail them out?
Smart move, parents.


What law requires the parents to bail them out?  I am sure those girls are sitting in jail till a judge releases them, and if there is a fine then they will sit in jail for that too.  They won't throw a party again, till their baby's first birthday party.
 
2013-10-22 09:46:13 AM  
Were you going to have a party here tonight son?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 09:47:15 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.



*raises one hand*
 
2013-10-22 09:48:33 AM  

ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.


Raises hand
 
2013-10-22 09:51:38 AM  

Brick-House: ChipNASA: OK Fark...Raise your hands.....how many of you read "Teen Girls" and then read "No Panties"....come on HANDS UP.

Yep... and still flapping with one hand up


You got an extra l in that word somehow, son.
 
2013-10-22 09:52:39 AM  

ltdanman44: Any fines they receive would be charged to the parents since they are underage, wtf am I missing here?  The scare factor of being arrested?  Why would you call the cops on your own kids?  Just beat the shiat out of them like any other parents.


At some point, if one of the other kids ended up in a bad situation because of these parties, the parents could end up being responsible for their dumbass kids' actions.

They did the right call, I'd do the same thing should my kids were to do something that they shouldn't have and were explicitly told not to do it.  I raised my kids best I could, but it won't stop them from being dumbasses if they decide to be dumbasses.

If there's anything missing, damage, the kids need to be accountable.
 
2013-10-22 09:53:03 AM  

Carousel Beast: Headso: Calling the cops on your own kids for throwing  a party? parents must be total farkers.

15 & 16 are old enough to know better. Having them arrested is scary enough to get the point across about decisions, judgement and consequences. The charges (and penalties) themselves are minor; the process is the important part.


Calling the cops into your home is a crap shoot, you mix some roid ragers and some defiant girls and all of a sudden your kids are being tazed and their throats being stepped on because they rolled their eyes or something.
 
2013-10-22 09:56:44 AM  
www.redstaplerchronicles.com

Might as well raise them both


1.bp.blogspot.com

Farker?
 
2013-10-22 09:57:45 AM  

stovepipe: Were you going to have a party here tonight son?

[i.imgur.com image 400x218]


I just watched that [again] over the weekend.  The last years of America as it was intended to be...
 
2013-10-22 09:57:54 AM  
BTW I have it on good authority that properly executed handbrake slide will cause her panties to immediately fall off.
 
2013-10-22 09:58:25 AM  
Wow, just wow.

Did this family just move from Mayberry? Who calls the cops on themselves in this day and age? Seems like a good way to get SWAT to come ram a tank through your front wall.
 
2013-10-22 10:02:04 AM  

phrawgh: BTW I have it on good authority that properly executed handbrake slide will cause her panties to immediately fall off.





i1.ytimg.com


/clicky poops and beats a handbrake slide all day long.
 
2013-10-22 10:06:35 AM  

Cheeseface: Who calls the cops on themselves in this day and age?


by the comments in the thread about half of fark posters...
 
2013-10-22 10:06:48 AM  
... How the fark does anyone think it's appropriate to call the cops and give your children a farking record?

I'm all in favor of disciplining your children; the idea is that YOU do it so the cops don't have to later.
 
2013-10-22 10:08:19 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: How are they charged with allowing a minor to posses alcohol


Because that law isn't limited to those legally allowed to purchase alcohol.

It's still a crime to give a minor alcohol, even if you your self are a minor.
 
2013-10-22 10:17:13 AM  
Wah... They should have done like they do on TV - walk in the door and look flustered, while all the teens laugh at them and mock them. THAT's Parenting USA. "NOT FAIR! You said you wouldn't be back until tomorrow!!! I Hate You!!!!" fark the greasy little farks. It's not your place, pimple face - you didn't pay a dime of it, not for the house, or the food, or the stuff you stole from dad's liquor stock.

The biatches would have been outraged if they came home and found ten PTA members stuffed in their rooms, playing with their WII and painting themselves up with the cheap make-up there, listening to the Bieber collection, digging through their drawers...  But they have no problem messing with other people's shiat, and not giving a fark. Screw 'em.
 
2013-10-22 10:41:32 AM  

SuperChuck: Am I the only guy that actually read "no parties"?


That's how i read it the seconds time.
 
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