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(Talking Points Memo)   Ted Cruz: "Nigerian email scammers are running Obamacare website" Well I be damned, Ted Cruz actually made a funny   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 5
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2013-10-22 08:48:46 AM
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QueenMamaBee: I'm thinking of running for President on the platform of instating a "Punch Ted Cruz In The Taint" day.... once a month.



If you made it a raffle, you could pay down the national debt.
2013-10-22 08:47:57 AM
1 votes:
No, he didn't.
2013-10-22 08:38:49 AM
1 votes:
I'd like a second opinion on that.
2013-10-22 08:19:37 AM
1 votes:
i mean it is no "blood staffers and paid relatives"
2013-10-22 08:16:17 AM
1 votes:
OK.  I'm trying to get this joke, but I keep failing.  Can someone else explain it?

While that's going on, here's a Nigerian scammer joke I *can* explain:


DEAR SIR

I REPRESENT A SUBSIDIARY OF HALLIBURTON CO KNOWN AS KELLOGG BROWN AND ROOT (KBR) THAT HAS RECEIVED A CONTRACT FROM NIGERIA TO BUILD A NATURAL GAS PLANT IN THAT COUNTRY IN ORDER TO SECURE THIS CONTRACT WE BRIBED THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT ON THE ORDER OF 180 MILLION DOLLARS (99 MILLION POUNDS STERLING) THE UNITED STATES SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION (SEC) HAS LEARNED OF THESE BRIBES AND IS CONDUCTING AN ADIT OF OUR COMPANY IN ORDER TO UNCOVER THE GUILTY PARTIES

THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMRNT REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANFERRING THIS MONEY OFF OF THEIR ACCOUNTS IF YOU WILL SEND US YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER WE WILL TRANSFER THE SUM OF 180 MILLION DOLLARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT UPON THE UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO US THE SUM OF 160 MILLION DOLLARS AFTER THE SECURTIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSIOB FINISHES ITS INVESTIGATION

YOURS IN THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR

VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RICHARD CHENEY
 
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