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(Talking Points Memo)   Ted Cruz: "Nigerian email scammers are running Obamacare website" Well I be damned, Ted Cruz actually made a funny   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-22 07:58:11 AM
Ted Cruz usually needs to be changed each time he makes a funny.
 
2013-10-22 08:02:17 AM
Shouldn't that be Kenyan scammers?
 
2013-10-22 08:05:22 AM
Nigerian scammers are more competent than the people running the site.
 
2013-10-22 08:12:52 AM
Ted Cruz has expert knowledge on the subject. Of scammers, I mean.
 
2013-10-22 08:16:01 AM
"funny"
 
2013-10-22 08:16:17 AM
OK.  I'm trying to get this joke, but I keep failing.  Can someone else explain it?

While that's going on, here's a Nigerian scammer joke I *can* explain:


DEAR SIR

I REPRESENT A SUBSIDIARY OF HALLIBURTON CO KNOWN AS KELLOGG BROWN AND ROOT (KBR) THAT HAS RECEIVED A CONTRACT FROM NIGERIA TO BUILD A NATURAL GAS PLANT IN THAT COUNTRY IN ORDER TO SECURE THIS CONTRACT WE BRIBED THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT ON THE ORDER OF 180 MILLION DOLLARS (99 MILLION POUNDS STERLING) THE UNITED STATES SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION (SEC) HAS LEARNED OF THESE BRIBES AND IS CONDUCTING AN ADIT OF OUR COMPANY IN ORDER TO UNCOVER THE GUILTY PARTIES

THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMRNT REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANFERRING THIS MONEY OFF OF THEIR ACCOUNTS IF YOU WILL SEND US YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER WE WILL TRANSFER THE SUM OF 180 MILLION DOLLARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT UPON THE UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO US THE SUM OF 160 MILLION DOLLARS AFTER THE SECURTIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSIOB FINISHES ITS INVESTIGATION

YOURS IN THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR

VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RICHARD CHENEY
 
2013-10-22 08:17:45 AM
Ahhhh GOP. Ted Cruz couldn't happen to a more appropriate bunch of cheating asshats.
 
2013-10-22 08:19:37 AM
i mean it is no "blood staffers and paid relatives"
 
2013-10-22 08:20:18 AM
A good half to most of Cruz's supporters will think this was the finding of the of the Congressional committee... and repeat it endlessly as a fact and yet another reson why Obama should be impeached and Obamascare is unconstitutional.
 
2013-10-22 08:24:26 AM
Oh shut up Ted Cruz, you cock.
 
2013-10-22 08:25:58 AM
Conservative Humor.
 
2013-10-22 08:35:11 AM
Read about the problems people had with the rollout of Medicare  Part D under Bush, and how the Democrats threatened to hold up the debt ceiling unless Republic...oh, wait, they didn't.

Both sides don't do it.
 
2013-10-22 08:38:28 AM
States that took the law seriously and set up their own exchanges are doing fine.  Maybe red-state beggars shouldn't be choosers as well.
 
2013-10-22 08:38:49 AM
I'd like a second opinion on that.
 
2013-10-22 08:39:30 AM
I'm thinking of running for President on the platform of instating a "Punch Ted Cruz In The Taint" day.... once a month.
 
2013-10-22 08:45:24 AM

QueenMamaBee: I'm thinking of running for President on the platform of instating a "Punch Ted Cruz In The Taint" day.... once a month.


That could get messy.
 
2013-10-22 08:47:57 AM
No, he didn't.
 
2013-10-22 08:48:46 AM

QueenMamaBee: I'm thinking of running for President on the platform of instating a "Punch Ted Cruz In The Taint" day.... once a month.



If you made it a raffle, you could pay down the national debt.
 
2013-10-22 08:55:21 AM

Heliovdrake: Conservative Humor.


I think it reached its peak, or nadir depending on how you look at it, with the 1/2 hour news hour.  A real knee-slapper.
 
2013-10-22 08:58:22 AM
Dog-whistle?
 
2013-10-22 09:06:12 AM

give me doughnuts: QueenMamaBee: I'm thinking of running for President on the platform of instating a "Punch Ted Cruz In The Taint" day.... once a month.


If you made it a raffle, you could pay down the national debt.


Psh... we'd have a surplus in no time.
 
2013-10-22 09:34:23 AM
Who is is this Ted Cruz you guys talk about? His ID clearly reads: "Rafael E, Cruz"
 
2013-10-22 09:46:52 AM

Funny how?



www.monologuedb.com

 
2013-10-22 10:04:48 AM
Seems the telemarketers had a field day with the FCC and FTC complaints pages gone from the web during Ted Cruz's shutdown. Guess those robocall companies now owe Ted some politcal calling time for that election.
 
2013-10-22 10:13:09 AM
Sure, by recycling a joke that's about 1,000 years old in internet ye-

-oh, wait. This is Fark.

Carry on.
 
2013-10-22 10:56:28 AM

Bacontastesgood: Heliovdrake: Conservative Humor.

I think it reached its peak, or nadir depending on how you look at it, with the 1/2 hour news hour.  A real knee-slapper.


I think the deal is that nonfiction sometimes is more appealing than fiction
 
2013-10-22 11:02:13 AM
i511.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 11:06:55 AM
Ted Cruz should do us all a favor and choke to death on a giant cock.
 
2013-10-22 11:07:15 AM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 12:12:34 PM
Tomorrow on FOX: "Obama is a Secret Nigerian". Two days from now on FOX: Same headline with extra R.
 
2013-10-22 12:36:31 PM

vharshyde: Tomorrow on FOX: "Obama is a Secret Nigerian". Two days from now on FOX: Same headline with extra R.


nigerrian?
I don't get it.
 
2013-10-22 02:54:46 PM
Funny?

blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-10-22 05:33:45 PM
Nigerian scammers wouldn't have made a website that actively rejects attempts to feed it personal information. They'd have cranked out a much better layout than the one we currently have.
 
2013-10-22 05:57:09 PM
Isn't it usually Ted's base that falls for these scams? (old white people)
 
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