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2013-10-22 07:59:25 AM  
i wonder what she said. i have no idea because of a giant farking full screen mobile add that won't close
 
2013-10-22 08:13:07 AM  

SirVagTheTighty: i wonder what she said. i have no idea because of a giant farking full screen mobile add that won't close

her rambling gibberish only resembles English in that it contains words and such as.
 
2013-10-22 08:26:22 AM  
As I've said before, I'm still convinced there's a pull string hidden under her shirt that makes her regurgitate platitudes she saw in Trig's My First Pop Up Civics book.
 
2013-10-22 08:34:06 AM  
www.rawstory.com

Is she trying to wink or is she drunk and trying not to see double?
 
2013-10-22 08:39:24 AM  
The greater her irrelevance, the more stupid her utterings.
 
2013-10-22 08:47:34 AM  
You know, the other day when I commented that the GOP would claim Obama had IRS agents sabotage the website so Conservative Small Businessheroes couldn't log on and demand health care for the Murdered Benghazi Heroes I never thought Sarah Palin would be reading those words on the tee-vee...or I'd have used much smaller ones.
 
2013-10-22 08:50:30 AM  
We could just ignore her.
 
2013-10-22 08:51:13 AM  

Barfmaker: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Is she trying to wink or is she drunk and trying not to see double?


It's the Tourettes kicking in.

Todd likes it when she talks dirty and barks like a dog.
 
2013-10-22 08:51:44 AM  
She has been in the news a lot lately. Does she have another book coming out soon?
 
2013-10-22 08:52:06 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: She has been in the news a lot lately. Does she have another book coming out soon?


Yes
 
2013-10-22 08:53:02 AM  
Word salad.
 
2013-10-22 08:53:22 AM  

Barfmaker: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Is she trying to wink or is she drunk and trying not to see double?


Is that a recent picture? Is she still actively doing the wink thing?

Please tell me this is true, I so want it to be.
 
2013-10-22 08:54:32 AM  
Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?
 
2013-10-22 08:58:50 AM  

SaleAtPenny's: Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?


It strikes me as a "fark you" to the GOP.
 
2013-10-22 09:02:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 09:03:22 AM  
No pulling the wool over this woman's eyes.

Boys, the dream is over, pack up the red hammers.  We'll have to spread our socialisms elsewhere.
 
2013-10-22 09:04:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 09:04:46 AM  

SaleAtPenny's: Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?


Most people who make it that far have other things to be proud of.
 
2013-10-22 09:05:00 AM  
Can one of those things be "Goodbye, cruel world!"?
 
2013-10-22 09:05:23 AM  
www.rawstory.com

I think she's having a stroke. Hope she has good health insurance.

/Man, she REALLY looks tired.
 
2013-10-22 09:05:34 AM  

SaleAtPenny's: Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?


She can't even stuff a resume without farking it up.
 
2013-10-22 09:05:51 AM  
WE CAN JUST IGNORE HER
 
2013-10-22 09:06:05 AM  
In a related news, scientists are looking into clues if down syndrome is hereditary.
 
2013-10-22 09:06:17 AM  

Barfmaker: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

Is she trying to wink or is she drunk and trying not to see double?


Maybe she's got to poot...
 
2013-10-22 09:06:31 AM  
See, this is why no one takes the GOP seriously anymore.

Let's examine her ramblings, shall we?

The basic gist, as I understand it, is that because the gov deliberately screwed up the website so that the system would be difficult to use, thus resulting in more people accepting a government fix to the website.

Yes, they deliberately farked up their own stuff so that more people will demand to see it fixed.
 
2013-10-22 09:07:39 AM  

Infernalist: See, this is why no one takes the GOP seriously anymore.

Let's examine her ramblings, shall we?

The basic gist, as I understand it, is that because the gov deliberately screwed up the website so that the system would be difficult to use, thus resulting in more people accepting a government fix to the website.

Yes, they deliberately farked up their own stuff so that more people will demand to see it fixed.


This is sound reasoning among the teabagger set.
 
2013-10-22 09:10:57 AM  
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Look at the stains on her dress. Todd was really all over her. No wonder she is making that face. And please someone pass her a napkin.
 
2013-10-22 09:12:44 AM  

Diogenes: SaleAtPenny's: Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?

She can't even stuff a resume without farking it up.


She's not good at stuff.  HIRE HER.
 
2013-10-22 09:13:19 AM  
Getting everyone to buy health insurance is socialism.
The website not working so nobody can buy health insurance is socialism.
 
2013-10-22 09:13:47 AM  
I wish she would run for senate against McCain and remove that old fart from office.
 
2013-10-22 09:14:02 AM  
"They could pinpoint voters down to a city block, but they messed up a website that cost the government over $200 million more than it cost Apple to develop the first iPhone. Purposeful?"

Considering that she believed the queen of England was the chief executive in that nation, it's not surprising that she doesn't understand the difference between 1) data-mining and an interactive website and 2), far more importantly, a privately-run campaign and the federal government.

John McCain could put on his own pants without them ending up on his head, but he picked the single stupidest person in the entire country to be his running mate.  Purposeful?
 
2013-10-22 09:15:26 AM  
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God damnit we're sending our Armed Forces to attack a farking government website now?! How are we going to cut spending when we're INVOLVED IN 3 farkING WARS?!
 
2013-10-22 09:15:46 AM  

Brick-House: I wish she would run for senate against McCain and remove that old fart from office.


I'm not so sure teabag supercedes carpetbag in Arizona.
 
2013-10-22 09:16:28 AM  
don't care
 
2013-10-22 09:17:26 AM  

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God damnit we're sending our Armed Forces to attack a farking government website now?! How are we going to cut spending when we're INVOLVED IN 3 farkING WARS?!



we need Cheetos stained fingers on the ground to smoke the neck beards out of their mother's basement and fix this thing.
 
2013-10-22 09:18:15 AM  

Diogenes: SaleAtPenny's: Sarah Palin's twitter feed says "GOP Vice Presidential Nominee."  Are there other past failed nominees that take pride in calling themselves that?

She can't even stuff a resume without farking it up.


"Professional campaign wrecker."  It's a more topical title because it better describes her career path.  "2008 GOP Vice Presidential Nominee" was just one job on a greater trajectory.  She's constantly badmouthing and derailing other politicians, Democrat and Republican.
 
2013-10-22 09:18:23 AM  
Don't you think she looks tired flatulent?
 
2013-10-22 09:20:03 AM  

Brick-House: I wish she would run for senate against McCain and remove that old fart from office.


Why so she could resign half way through her term?
 
2013-10-22 09:20:38 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Word salad.


Oh, I forgot about that wonderful term.
 
2013-10-22 09:20:38 AM  

Brick-House: I wish she would run for senate against McCain and remove that old fart from office.


So she could quit the first day after having to do work to solve problems rather then just complain abou them?


I'll take the old fart over the dumb tart.
 
2013-10-22 09:22:34 AM  
Sarah Palin says the glitches in the online rollout of the Affordable Care Act are a feature, not a bug.

Sarah, people say that a lot in my industry, but that's not what it means here.
 
2013-10-22 09:23:18 AM  

kronicfeld: Don't you think she looks tired flatulent wrinkly?

 
2013-10-22 09:23:28 AM  
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2013-10-22 09:24:12 AM  
So the problems involved with launching a website is going to push the US towards single payer?  Man, I never thought I'd say this, but I hope Sarah Palin is correct.
 
2013-10-22 09:26:48 AM  
"People will be frustrated, worn out, and broke under this new government burden (and) many will end up concluding they'll settle for - then demand - full socialized medicine because they'll see how the unworkable Obamacare will break our health care system (where, presently, no one is turned away from emergency rooms and we have many public and private safety nets for people in need), along with busting our personal bank accounts," Palin writes. "The cry will go out, 'Can't you just put us all in a sort of Medicaid-like system? It'll be much less confusing than these awful exchange websites and a lot less expensive!'"

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 09:27:31 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "People will be frustrated, worn out, and broke under this new government burden (and) many will end up concluding they'll settle for - then demand - full socialized medicine because they'll see how the unworkable Obamacare will break our health care system (where, presently, no one is turned away from emergency rooms and we have many public and private safety nets for people in need), along with busting our personal bank accounts," Palin writes. "The cry will go out, 'Can't you just put us all in a sort of Medicaid-like system? It'll be much less confusing than these awful exchange websites and a lot less expensive!'"

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I am sold.

Thanks Sarah!
 
2013-10-22 09:27:46 AM  
Looks like she's sexin' it up.
 
2013-10-22 09:28:06 AM  

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God damnit we're sending our Armed Forces to attack a farking government website now?! How are we going to cut spending when we're INVOLVED IN 3 farkING WARS?!


we need Cheetos stained fingers on the ground to smoke the neck beards out of their mother's basement and fix this thing.


Send in the 51st Fightin' Fedora's.
 
2013-10-22 09:28:11 AM  
She wouldn't know what socialism was if it ran up and gave her a c|_|nt punt.  Of course, knowing what words mean requires learning, and we all know she's never been too good at that.
 
2013-10-22 09:28:33 AM  
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