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(Daily Dot)   When your girlfriend sells crafts on Etsy, you will probably be asked to model them. You're not alone; you're just one more Sad Etsy Boyfriend   (dailydot.com ) divider line 20
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2013-10-22 08:28:15 AM  
Sad: You don't have a girlfriend.
Sadder: You do, but she wants to shop for you.
Saddest: She doesn't want to shop for you. She knits things for you and you have to model them on Etsey.
 
2013-10-22 08:58:55 AM  
no
 
2013-10-22 09:01:11 AM  
Be a man, say no.
Make your beard mean something.
 
2013-10-22 09:12:53 AM  
You want me to model that for you?
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you will blow me if I do?
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2013-10-22 09:22:34 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: you will blow me if I do?


I'd make that trade every day. Twice on Sunday if I could
 
2013-10-22 09:33:24 AM  

Space Station Wagon: Be a man, say no.
Make your beard mean something.


isn't she the one knitting?
 
2013-10-22 09:48:04 AM  

SuperChuck: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: you will blow me if I do?

I'd make that trade every day. Twice on Sunday if I could


Exactly. d0g, modeling on Etsy... you poor abused souls. Compared to what I see some friends go through at the hands (and up-to-11 voices) of their psycho GFs... *yawn*
 
2013-10-22 09:51:28 AM  

SuperChuck: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: you will blow me if I do?

I'd make that trade every day. Twice on Sunday if I could


it wouldn't even be close to the most embarrassing thing that I have done for sex
 
2013-10-22 10:37:52 AM  

SuperChuck: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: you will blow me if I do?

I'd make that trade every day. Twice on Sunday if I could


My wife refuses to believe me that women could get their husband/boyfriend to do pretty much anything if he got a blowjob everyday.
 
2013-10-22 10:49:40 AM  

vudukungfu: Sad: You don't have a girlfriend.
Sadder: You do, but she wants to shop for you.
Saddest: She doesn't want to shop for you. She knits things for you and you have to model them on Etsey.


My wife has better taste than I do. Whenever I get a compliment on something that I'm wearing, she's the one who picked it out.
 
2013-10-22 12:41:48 PM  

stevetherobot: vudukungfu: Sad: You don't have a girlfriend.
Sadder: You do, but she wants to shop for you.
Saddest: She doesn't want to shop for you. She knits things for you and you have to model them on Etsey.

My wife has better taste than I do. Whenever I get a compliment on something that I'm wearing, she's the one who picked it out.


It doesn't count when she's the one complimenting you on the three poodles dancing sweater or whatever travesty for fashion she foisted on you.
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2013-10-22 12:48:46 PM  

EmperorSled: SuperChuck: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: you will blow me if I do?

I'd make that trade every day. Twice on Sunday if I could

My wife refuses to believe me that women could get their husband/boyfriend to do pretty much anything if he got a blowjob everyday.


It probably wouldn't even have to be every day. For twice a week, she'd never have to clean again.
 
2013-10-22 01:13:55 PM  

NathanAllen: stevetherobot: vudukungfu: Sad: You don't have a girlfriend.
Sadder: You do, but she wants to shop for you.
Saddest: She doesn't want to shop for you. She knits things for you and you have to model them on Etsey.

My wife has better taste than I do. Whenever I get a compliment on something that I'm wearing, she's the one who picked it out.

It doesn't count when she's the one complimenting you on the three poodles dancing sweater or whatever travesty for fashion she foisted on you.
 .


Nope. I've had gay men compliment me on outfits that she put together.
 
2013-10-22 02:09:59 PM  
This makes me really glad I'm gay.
 
2013-10-22 02:39:48 PM  

stevetherobot: NathanAllen: stevetherobot: vudukungfu: Sad: You don't have a girlfriend.
Sadder: You do, but she wants to shop for you.
Saddest: She doesn't want to shop for you. She knits things for you and you have to model them on Etsey.

My wife has better taste than I do. Whenever I get a compliment on something that I'm wearing, she's the one who picked it out.

It doesn't count when she's the one complimenting you on the three poodles dancing sweater or whatever travesty for fashion she foisted on you.
 .

Nope. I've had gay men compliment me on outfits that she put together.


*slow clap*
 
2013-10-22 02:57:05 PM  
If I could convince my wife to sell some of the fantastic quilts she makes, I'd be happy to model (despite the fact that a quilt doesn't really need a model).
 
2013-10-22 04:12:19 PM  
I miss regretsy.
 
2013-10-22 04:24:59 PM  
I'll admit I've asked my BF to model for my 2 Etsy shops. Although, haven't actually made anything for him to model, yet.  I'll stick with my two adorable nieces who are absolutely flattered that they get to model - and damn good at it as well.
 
2013-10-22 04:27:42 PM  

traylor: I miss regretsy.


Came to say that. Some classic pissed off boyfriends.
 
2013-10-22 10:42:17 PM  
Wow... My ex does Etsy. Mainly stuff like Doctor Who scarves, Jayne hats, Watson's scarf from "Game of Shadows", Henry's scarf from "Once Upon a TIme" mainly geek stuff. However she's never asked me to model any of them. Though I would have gladly modeled the Doctor Who scarf in full Tom Baker regalia!
 
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