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(Pro Football Mock)   "Jay Cutler now legally permitted to use the handicapped space he's already been parking in for years anyway"   (profootballmock.com ) divider line 30
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2013-10-22 09:13:12 AM  
If that article does not make this asshat look the biggest douche on the planet then clearly I have misread it....

/His Vagina must ache something fierce.....
 
2013-10-22 09:31:04 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: If that article does not make this asshat look the biggest douche on the planet then clearly I have misread it....

/His Vagina must ache something fierce.....


It's a satire site.

So yeah, clearly you misread it.
 
2013-10-22 09:41:44 AM  

Tad_Waxpole: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: If that article does not make this asshat look the biggest douche on the planet then clearly I have misread it....

/His Vagina must ache something fierce.....

It's a satire site.

So yeah, clearly you misread it.


I am not surprised, but the guy is douche just the same.....
 
2013-10-22 10:16:53 AM  
Not to worry, Bears fans.  I'm sure that while injured Jay will be a positive presence on the sideline, staying involved by helping his backup and extolling his teammates with relentless good cheer.
 
2013-10-22 10:38:48 AM  
Ugh. As a Chicagoan, thank god for the Blackhawks and bourbon. This could be a long winter.

Oh yeah, I guess the Bulls could be good, but I'm a shiatty fan and don't care about the NBA until the playoffs and blah blah blah.
 
2013-10-22 10:52:31 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Tad_Waxpole: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: If that article does not make this asshat look the biggest douche on the planet then clearly I have misread it....

/His Vagina must ache something fierce.....

It's a satire site.

So yeah, clearly you misread it.

I am not surprised, but the guy is douche just the same.....


Yeah, he's probably on the Internet somewhere shiatting on people he'll never meet.

/I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media
 
2013-10-22 11:20:11 AM  
As a typical, stubborn Bears fan (who for some FARKed UP reason started Cutler in a fantasy league Sunday) I am finally done with this guy. He's not going to get us anywhere.

Bear need to move the hell on.
 
2013-10-22 11:21:39 AM  

skrame: I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media


Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude.  Don't really understand where the hate comes from.
 
2013-10-22 11:34:12 AM  

JimmyFartpants: skrame: I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media

Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude.  Don't really understand where the hate comes from.


DOOOOOONNNNNN'T CAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEE.
 
2013-10-22 11:35:01 AM  

Moopy Mac: JimmyFartpants: skrame: I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media

Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude.  Don't really understand where the hate comes from.

DOOOOOONNNNNN'T CAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEE.


He's also a cat.
 
2013-10-22 11:45:20 AM  

Mind of the North Star: As a typical, stubborn Bears fan (who for some FARKed UP reason started Cutler in a fantasy league Sunday) I am finally done with this guy. He's not going to get us anywhere.


So...Tebow time?
 
2013-10-22 11:59:04 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Mind of the North Star: As a typical, stubborn Bears fan (who for some FARKed UP reason started Cutler in a fantasy league Sunday) I am finally done with this guy. He's not going to get us anywhere.

So...Tebow time?


McNCown didn't do too bad on Sunday. We'll stick with him for now, thanks. :)

JimmyFartpants: Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude. Don't really understand where the hate comes from.


Neither do I. Oh well, I

Moopy Mac: DOOOOOONNNNNN'T CAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEEEE.


if he doesn't.
 
2013-10-22 12:11:34 PM  

Mind of the North Star: As a typical, stubborn Bears fan (who for some FARKed UP reason started Cutler in a fantasy league Sunday) I am finally done with this guy. He's not going to get us anywhere.

Bear need to move the hell on.


Yeah, what an asshole.  Look at him, tearing his groin on purpose like he owns the place.  He also made Jeffery drop that pass for a pick 6 because he hates Bears fans and hates Chicago.
 
2013-10-22 12:28:39 PM  
When reached for comment about intentionally sabotaging the bears and his own groin cutler refused to comment and only gave the following reaction shot...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-22 12:34:03 PM  
www.theurbanbrain.com
 
2013-10-22 01:28:44 PM  

JimmyFartpants: skrame: I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media

Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude.  Don't really understand where the hate comes from.


Rick Reilly. Most of the haters are just carrying water for ESPNs most esteemed columnist.

/Crimes include "not telling the media when he's giving to charity".
 
2013-10-22 01:35:47 PM  
I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.
 
2013-10-22 01:55:27 PM  

LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.


Aaron Rodgers give me great discounts on my insurance, what has Cutler done for ME lately?
 
2013-10-22 01:57:42 PM  

LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.


The only argument needed to determine which of the two is a bigger douchebag is the existence of wrestling belt move.
 
2013-10-22 02:10:41 PM  

SlagginOff: LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.

The only argument needed to determine which of the two is a bigger douchebag is the existence of wrestling belt move.


You don't approve of the Discount Doublecheck?


BilltheThrill: he hates Bears fans and hates Chicago.


To be fair, he ain't alone...
 
2013-10-22 02:48:18 PM  
Karma?
 
2013-10-22 03:08:44 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: JimmyFartpants: skrame: I like his attitude; well, I like that he doesn't just put on an act for the media

Whenever I listen to him on The Jay Cutler Show with Waddle & Silvy I always think Cutler comes off as a pretty easy going and funny dude.  Don't really understand where the hate comes from.

Rick Reilly. Most of the haters are just carrying water for ESPNs most esteemed columnist.

/Crimes include "not telling the media when he's giving to charity".


Also "not having or wanting endorsements", "being from Santa Claus Indiana and not being jolly", and "wearing a hat and watching TV at a steakhouse when John Elway is speaking".
 
2013-10-22 03:45:22 PM  

LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.


Just out of curiousity, I'd love to see some actual citations for this. You're the first I've heard say it.
 
2013-10-22 04:08:53 PM  
Da Bears search for a franchise worthy QB continues.
 
2013-10-22 04:25:35 PM  

skrame: McNCown didn't do too bad on Sunday. We'll stick with him for now, thanks. :)


No, put in Carson Palmers flunky younger brother.  Jake?  Tank for the picks. though at 4 wins they have already outplayed that strategy.
 
2013-10-22 04:35:55 PM  

xaks: LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.

Just out of curiousity, I'd love to see some actual citations for this. You're the first I've heard say it.


A couple negative soundbites from one or two ex-teammates is about all I've heard. Oh, and I think Jermicheal Finley said something negative about Rodgers once. Yeah, the guy who routinely drops one of out every three passes that hits him right in the hands. He totally has every right to biatch and moan.
 
2013-10-22 04:40:53 PM  

Killer Cars: xaks: LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.

Just out of curiousity, I'd love to see some actual citations for this. You're the first I've heard say it.

A couple negative soundbites from one or two ex-teammates is about all I've heard. Oh, and I think Jermicheal Finley said something negative about Rodgers once. Yeah, the guy who routinely drops one of out every three passes that hits him right in the hands. He totally has every right to biatch and moan.


To be fair, most of JerMoron Finley's brain was toothpaste-consistency mush BEFORE this season, so ...
 
2013-10-22 08:50:08 PM  
As best I can tell, people hate Cutler because he has a stupid face.  Yet, they love Peyton Manning?  I can't figure out America.
 
2013-10-22 11:02:03 PM  

BilltheThrill: As best I can tell, people hate Cutler because he has a stupid face.  Yet, they love Peyton Manning?  I can't figure out America.


Naw.

People hate on Cutler cause he's one of the few 'rich celebrity' types that really, truly, demonstratively knows what he can do and gives less than a fart in a windstorm about P.R.

He doesn't give a shiat about your opinion or mine. He knows that he can make X dollars while young and in his prime, and that his X is a fark of a lot bigger than ours, and he just flat-out don't give a shiat.

As a cheesehead, I hate on him a bit, cause he's a Bears QB. But I admire him a bit too.
 
2013-10-23 01:40:26 PM  

LarryDan43: I find it funny that Jay is hated by most football fans but his teammates (except maybe urlacher) love him. Then you have Aaron Rodgers who fans love, but most of his teammates hate.


I assume you are citing two wide receivers as proof? Bunch of whinny little girls.

Winning a superbowl will earn you a fair amount of love.
 
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