If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bubblews)   Forget the "Curse of the Bambino" (busted) or even the Billy Goat (still kicking.) From now on the World Series matchup will be determined by the "Blessing of the Elephants"   (bubblews.com) divider line 11
    More: Spiffy, World Series, Ringling Brothers, circus  
•       •       •

1100 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2013 at 9:21 AM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



11 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-10-22 07:41:34 AM
The Cubs needs to take the Red Sox lead and sign players who are massive steroid users like Ortiz and Manny. They'll beat the Billy Goat in no time.
 
2013-10-22 09:23:12 AM
Wait until WBC hears about this! At least there are a few real Christians out there standing up for Jesus.
 
2013-10-22 09:32:14 AM
The what now?


cdn.rocknjocks.com
 
2013-10-22 09:42:34 AM

phrawgh: Wait until WBC hears about this! At least there are a few real Christians out there standing up for Jesus.


They're on it.
 
2013-10-22 09:55:18 AM

WTF Indeed: The Cubs needs to take the Red Sox lead and sign players who are massive steroid users like Ortiz and Manny. They'll beat the Billy Goat in no time.


Yeah it's a real shame that players like Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro and Marlon Byrd never played for the Cubs. And too bad they never had minor leaguers like Juancito De La Cruz and Antonio Encarnacion in the system. Derp.
 
2013-10-22 10:31:28 AM
So, in other words, all the statistics, and massive knowledge of the sport, still ends up being so useless in picking winners, that you may as well have animals that are not even remotely aware of what they are doing, pick the teams.

Yet, we still have legions of sports fans (and players) clinging to their superstitions, as if that makes any friggin difference either.

This is why I'm happy to simply enjoy watching the game, and have no stake whatsoever in who wins.  I just like to see a good game.

//Philly sports fan by marriage.  What are ya gonna do?
 
2013-10-22 11:24:20 AM
The real World Series was my night in Vegas with three different female nationalities and a bucket of cocaine ..
 
2013-10-22 12:23:17 PM
Yeah, I'm sure it's the elephants that resulted in the two teams with the two best records in the majors ended up playing in the championship. /s

/yes I realize plenty of luck along the way
//doubtful it was elephants
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-10-22 12:44:56 PM
Blessing of the Elephants?

It's like the Blessing of the Fleet only with elephants. Dancing girls about 3:00 minutes in.

But I don't see what it has to do with baseball unless they've created an elephant baseball league.

Still, it can't be worse than Elephant Polo.
 
2013-10-22 04:30:19 PM
Would like a word:

fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net

/go Cubs!
 
2013-10-22 06:03:35 PM
something something elephant circus GOP ... both sides lose
 
Displayed 11 of 11 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report