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(ABC)   Fran Drescher is now dating the inventor of email, is continually reminded to always use his invention so he doesn't have to hear her voice   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 71
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2013-10-22 08:15:57 AM  
I heard they use her laugh sped up for Sponge Bob's
 
2013-10-22 08:17:55 AM  
That article is full of crap.   First off, you don't hold "copyright" on terms (nor can  you even hold a trademark in this instance).   Second, at the age of 14 that puts his so-called invention at 1978.    We were doing e-mail before that.   I personally had an email account in 1977.    Computing history puts even NETWORKED email as early as 1971.   Many timesharing computers had email in some form within a single site back into the sixties.   The published email standards for the arpanet came out in 1972!
 
2013-10-22 08:18:09 AM  
yikes, doesn't look like she's aging well.
 
2013-10-22 08:18:34 AM  
He looks -er... Happy?
 
2013-10-22 08:18:35 AM  
I heard she made a hyena cry.
 
2013-10-22 08:18:40 AM  
You would still hit that.
 
2013-10-22 08:19:27 AM  
Inventor of EMAIL, because capitalizing it makes it TRUE
 
2013-10-22 08:19:29 AM  
FTA:   Since then, the accuracy of Ayyadurai claims were questioned in a 2012 article by Gizmodo , which pointed out that the first email was actually sent in 1971 and that others were working on the linchpins of email well before Ayyadurai.

Details, details.  The internet still believes this man invented the Internet:

newsbusters.org
 
2013-10-22 08:20:19 AM  
I recall seeing her boobs in a movie nobody saw years ago.  They were nice.

That's all I really have to contribute to this thread.

/I'd Google it for you all were I not at work
 
2013-10-22 08:21:42 AM  

rnatalie: That article is full of crap.   First off, you don't hold "copyright" on terms (nor can  you even hold a trademark in this instance).   Second, at the age of 14 that puts his so-called invention at 1978.    We were doing e-mail before that.   I personally had an email account in 1977.    Computing history puts even NETWORKED email as early as 1971.   Many timesharing computers had email in some form within a single site back into the sixties.   The published email standards for the arpanet came out in 1972!


He had the copyright on script called 'email' which is what modern email handling programs are based on. Also, the article mentions that the basis of the program already existed. They even
Point out 1971.

/settle down Francis.
 
2013-10-22 08:21:49 AM  
Oh LOL, a joke about her laugh
 
2013-10-22 08:24:50 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Oh LOL, a joke about her laugh


We don't joke about lethal weapons.
 
2013-10-22 08:27:02 AM  
Even at 50 something I'd still hit it, although with ear plugs because I can only imagine the decibel level she reaches when she climaxes. Probably close to standing next to a 747 at full throttle.
 
2013-10-22 08:34:03 AM  
For those of us who watched "The Nanny" on mute.
 
2013-10-22 08:34:04 AM  

Kyro: I recall seeing her boobs in a movie nobody saw years ago.  They were nice.

That's all I really have to contribute to this thread.

/I'd Google it for you all were I not at work


Hollywood Knights, maybe? I remember her being pretty damn hot in that movie.

/and never again after that
 
2013-10-22 08:34:12 AM  
Oh subby, he's creative.  I'm sure he come up with better ways to not hear her voice.
 
2013-10-22 08:34:50 AM  
mike_d85:

He had the copyright on script called 'email' which is what modern email handling programs are based on. Also, the article mentions that the basis of the program already existed. They even
Point out 1971.


FTFY
 
2013-10-22 08:36:05 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Even at 50 something I'd still hit it, although with ear plugs because I can only imagine the decibel level she reaches when she climaxes. Probably close to standing next to a 747 at full throttle.


Tell the truth. Would you even still be hanging around after you dumped you goo and she had to finish without you? Of course not. But yes, I'd hit it too.
 
2013-10-22 08:36:45 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: For those of us who watched "The Nanny" on mute.


Just like Fox News.
 
2013-10-22 08:38:16 AM  

phrawgh: IdBeCrazyIf: Even at 50 something I'd still hit it, although with ear plugs because I can only imagine the decibel level she reaches when she climaxes. Probably close to standing next to a 747 at full throttle.

Tell the truth. Would you even still be hanging around after you dumped you goo and she had to finish without you? Of course not. But yes, I'd hit it too.


I'd at least be kind enough to use a Kleenex and not her drapes when I wiped myself down.
 
2013-10-22 08:38:27 AM  

lazymojo: yikes, doesn't look like she's aging well.


Are you kidding?  She's 56, man.
 
2013-10-22 08:38:54 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: phrawgh: IdBeCrazyIf: Even at 50 something I'd still hit it, although with ear plugs because I can only imagine the decibel level she reaches when she climaxes. Probably close to standing next to a 747 at full throttle.

Tell the truth. Would you even still be hanging around after you dumped you goo and she had to finish without you? Of course not. But yes, I'd hit it too.

I'd at least be kind enough to use a Kleenex and not her drapes when I wiped myself down.


Good point.
 
2013-10-22 08:39:27 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: lazymojo: yikes, doesn't look like she's aging well.

Are you kidding?  She's 56, man.


Also, the cancer.
 
2013-10-22 08:40:53 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Even at 50 something I'd still hit it, although with ear plugs because I can only imagine the decibel level she reaches when she climaxes. Probably close to standing next to a 747 at full throttle.


Giving yourself a lot of credit there.  I wonder what she sounds like counting ceiling tiles waiting for you to get done so she can give you a reassuring pat, roll over, and go to sleep.

wait, that was maybe a little too detailed...
 
2013-10-22 08:41:48 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: lazymojo: yikes, doesn't look like she's aging well.

Are you kidding?  She's 56, man.


Dude. I'm 56 and that is what a healthy 56 year old should look like.
Not many of us out there.
 
2013-10-22 08:42:09 AM  
She's 56 and she looks alright.
 
2013-10-22 08:43:30 AM  
Article is full of fail.

No way a 49-year-old invented email.
 
2013-10-22 08:43:50 AM  

natmar_76: She's 56 and she looks alright.


This fall on NBC.
 
2013-10-22 08:44:50 AM  

lake_huron: You would still hit that.


Damn right.
 
2013-10-22 08:47:50 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: For those of us who watched "The Nanny" on mute.


while in my bunk.
 
2013-10-22 08:48:56 AM  
I'd ! her.
 
2013-10-22 08:48:58 AM  
i40.tinypic.com

I think I could learn to ignore the voice.
 
2013-10-22 08:49:33 AM  
Heres hoping she gives head. Like a lot.
 
2013-10-22 08:57:45 AM  

AngryDragon: Oh subby, he's creative.  I'm sure he come up with better ways to not hear her voice.


Unsolicited cock in mouth?
 
2013-10-22 09:08:04 AM  
She's a genuinely funny AND sexy lady - kinda like a Jewish Lucille Ball.
I hope she has found love & happiness.
 
2013-10-22 09:08:52 AM  

Kyosuke: I'd ! her.


She had me at EHLO
 
mhd
2013-10-22 09:11:34 AM  
So she's trying to one-up Kathy Griffin?


This won't end well.
 
2013-10-22 09:18:19 AM  
Money talks and bullshiat walks.
 
2013-10-22 09:31:30 AM  

theorellior: Money talks and bullshiat walks.


Fortunately, there are people out there who have more to offer than either money or bullshiat.  If all you have is bullshiat, you walk.
 
2013-10-22 09:41:59 AM  
Kwik-E-Mart
 
2013-10-22 10:12:18 AM  

theorellior: Money talks and bullshiat walks.


Thank you Bobbie Fleckman.
 
2013-10-22 10:33:55 AM  
Many years ago I saw her on the Tonight Show.  Don't remember if it was Johnny or Jay - doesn't matter - but she talked about her voice and how a someone in the "biz" forced her to go to voice lessons to learn to talk differently.

She then demo'd her voice as she was re-trained to do.

God help me but it was one of the sexiest voices I had ever heard.  The fact that I remember this so well is, umm, rather disturbing actually.
 
2013-10-22 10:52:21 AM  

scp747: God help me but it was one of the sexiest voices I had ever heard. The fact that I remember this so well is, umm, rather disturbing actually.


She used that voice in The Nanny at least once when she had a "Cold" and her nasal cavities were plugged up. Quite a difference.
 
2013-10-22 10:59:20 AM  

scp747: Many years ago I saw her on the Tonight Show.  Don't remember if it was Johnny or Jay - doesn't matter - but she talked about her voice and how a someone in the "biz" forced her to go to voice lessons to learn to talk differently.

She then demo'd her voice as she was re-trained to do.

God help me but it was one of the sexiest voices I had ever heard.  The fact that I remember this so well is, umm, rather disturbing actually.


Radioactive Ass: She used that voice in The Nanny at least once when she had a "Cold" and her nasal cavities were plugged up. Quite a difference.


Seems as if I saw her use the deep sexy voice once in The Nanny, when she ate some wasabi.  She fell off her seat, and when she got up she said in an incredibly deep sexy voice "OMG, this is incredible!  I can breath!  I wonder how loooooong it'll laaaaaaast"  (the last 2-3 words she reverted to the screechy voice)

/yes I would, in a flash
 
2013-10-22 11:12:04 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I think I could learn to ignore the voice.


i240.photobucket.com

I've always found her amazingly sexy.
 
2013-10-22 11:57:19 AM  
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is silver.

thesuiteworld.com

/hot
//and hell yeah I would
///twice. . .in the same day. . .with my own penis. . .and no one pushing
 
2013-10-22 11:59:04 AM  
Screw you, subby.  I don't come into your house and cast aspersions on your fetishes.  Leave me my dreams of railing Fran while she screams 'Oh Mr. Sheffield!' in tones only dogs and bats can fully appreciate.
 
2013-10-22 12:03:41 PM  
When did Al Gore get so tan?
 
2013-10-22 12:14:46 PM  

ColSanders: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I think I could learn to ignore the voice.

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I've always found her amazingly sexy.


As have I.  I'd do things for that woman I wouldn't think of doing for women half her age that are exceptionally hot... just something about her that oozes sex.  Hopefully not sores...
 
2013-10-22 12:18:54 PM  

Meatschool: just something about her that oozes sex.  Hopefully not sores...


Anal seepage?
 
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