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(My Fox NY)   Jenna Jameson tries to explain her new novel on Good Day New York's "Book Club". It's like throwing a hot dog down a trainwreck   (myfoxny.com) divider line 46
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2013-10-22 08:16:02 AM
She sounds like she had a stroke.
 
2013-10-22 08:49:29 AM

SmackLT: She sounds like she had a stroke.


Yeah, well when you've had your brains farked out as many times as she has had....it was only a matter of time when the CTE would kick in.
 
2013-10-22 08:49:34 AM
As Jeffrey Ross once said, "She's now written more books than she's read."
 
2013-10-22 08:56:44 AM
Watched her on After O&A with Norton yesterday, before she did Fox, and she maintained she's been sober for 7 years.

and that she hasn't gotten laid in 7 months.
Hm.
 
2013-10-22 08:57:00 AM
She was just following the tradition of noted authors that came before her.  Williams, Bulkowski, Capote.  Noted author shows up farked up. Film at 11.
 
2013-10-22 09:10:01 AM
Oh come on, she's either stoned to the bejesus, she's had a stroke or the plastic surgery affected something.

She used to be more literate and expressive mid-coitus!
 
2013-10-22 10:00:14 AM
That was like watching people interview a child.
 
2013-10-22 10:07:03 AM
I hope her "co-author" got paid very well, because working with Jenna must be extraordinarily frustrating.
 
2013-10-22 10:19:53 AM
Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?
 
2013-10-22 10:53:02 AM

styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?


She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.
 
2013-10-22 10:53:17 AM
Thank the gods of literature we have the gatekeepers of traditional publishing holding back the tide of self-published authors by bringing this great mind before the public.
 
2013-10-22 10:57:21 AM
I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

--looks are gone
--still a druggie
--losing her cash
--too wrapped up in being rich
 
2013-10-22 11:18:27 AM

fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.


Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.
 
2013-10-22 11:25:29 AM

ColSanders: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.



Kudos on the spike. Hoping someone would pounce on the set.
 
2013-10-22 11:27:58 AM

ColSanders: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.


Yeah, this.  She once had a great ass.

RIP Jenna Jameson's youthful ass
 
2013-10-22 11:32:24 AM
Damn, Who would have ever thought Tito would be the normal one. You know Cracked skull and all.
 
2013-10-22 12:02:37 PM

jtips: Watched her on After O&A with Norton yesterday, before she did Fox, and she maintained she's been sober for 7 years.

and that she hasn't gotten laid in 7 months.
Hm.


Things that make you go "Hmmmmmm", indeed.
 
2013-10-22 12:04:30 PM

ristst: styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?

She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.


They had a deal with Playboy back in 2k6-ish. She coulda gone through a lot of the cash.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
2013-10-22 12:11:04 PM
Is it a pop-up book?
 
2013-10-22 12:22:22 PM
Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?

/ the company i work for
// i do not own the company
 
2013-10-22 12:22:27 PM

Walt_Jizzney: jtips: Watched her on After O&A with Norton yesterday, before she did Fox, and she maintained she's been sober for 7 years.

and that she hasn't gotten laid in 7 months.
Hm.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmm", indeed.


So just oral then?
 
2013-10-22 12:26:23 PM

sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?

/ the company i work for
// i do not own the company


I'm not a bro, but yeah, I think that is cool. Good for your company.
 
2013-10-22 12:47:01 PM
Hmm, well this will make it harder to masturbate to her.
 
2013-10-22 12:47:12 PM

sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?



Do the chairs have slightly spaced out planks?
 
2013-10-22 01:10:54 PM

batlock666: sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?


Do the chairs have slightly spaced out planks?


Not those in particular, though they are known as Lay Flat, so...    hmmm...

but yes we actually do have chairs with slightly spaced out planks...
in our tommy bahama and margaritaville lines...
there should be a good joke in there somewhere but...
uh, no.

/could not come up with a good double entendre with either of those
//uh, so sorry.
 
2013-10-22 01:35:31 PM

ristst: styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?

She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.


http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/20/jenna-jameson-hollywood-hills-mansion- ho use-home-foreclosure-auction-sold/
 
2013-10-22 02:05:45 PM

FinFangFark: SmackLT: She sounds like she had a stroke.

Yeah, well when you've had your brains farked out as many times as she has had....it was only a matter of time when the CTE would kick in.


Cum Taking Extreme?
 
2013-10-22 02:33:51 PM
The effects of taking so many shots to the face. She is money shot drunk.

And you know she didn't write any book. Somebody else wrote it and they put her name on it to sell it.
 
2013-10-22 02:41:32 PM

FinFangFark: ColSanders: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.

Yeah, this.  She once had a great ass.

RIP Jenna Jameson's youthful ass


Didn't the adult toy shops/catalogue websites use to sell her sculptured butt cheeks with *ahem* "life like" attributes?  I am NOT googling that at work.
 
2013-10-22 03:12:15 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: FinFangFark: ColSanders: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.

Yeah, this.  She once had a great ass.

RIP Jenna Jameson's youthful ass

Didn't the adult toy shops/catalogue websites use to sell her sculptured butt cheeks with *ahem* "life like" attributes?  I am NOT googling that at work.


You can buy a replica silicone bust (giggity) of many popular porn stars ass/pussy in 'working' condition.  It's like what kwame would get if he was on welfare.
 
2013-10-22 03:24:38 PM

serial arseonist: Satan's Bunny Slippers: FinFangFark: ColSanders: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

Sad, because her end was once quite remarkable.

Yeah, this.  She once had a great ass.

RIP Jenna Jameson's youthful ass

Didn't the adult toy shops/catalogue websites use to sell her sculptured butt cheeks with *ahem* "life like" attributes?  I am NOT googling that at work.

You can buy a replica silicone bust (giggity) of many popular porn stars ass/pussy in 'working' condition.   It's like what kwame would get if he was on welfare.



Heh.  I seem to remember hers for some reason as being really popular for a while.

/haven't sex toy shopped in a while
//cause well, I'm pretty well stocked up
///cause 3's
 
2013-10-22 03:26:17 PM
The sad thing is she sounds like a slightly more intelligible version of my mom.  The thing is, my mom has ALS complete with the slurring and dementia.  While I don't think Jenna has ALS, her speech and mannerisms indicate she either has some neurological disorder or is extremely farked up on drugs.  I would guess the second one, but I also wouldn't rule out brain damage.
 
2013-10-22 03:33:43 PM

jtips: Watched her on After O&A with Norton yesterday, before she did Fox, and she maintained she's been sober for 7 years.

and that she hasn't gotten laid in 7 months.
Hm.


Accidental overdose or suicide....place your bets farkers!

/Jim was REALLY uncomfortable during that interview.
 
2013-10-22 05:11:27 PM

sdkOyOte: batlock666: sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?


Do the chairs have slightly spaced out planks?

Not those in particular, though they are known as Lay Flat, so...    hmmm...

but yes we actually do have chairs with slightly spaced out planks...
in our tommy bahama and margaritaville lines...
there should be a good joke in there somewhere but...
uh, no.

/could not come up with a good double entendre with either of those
//uh, so sorry.


I think he might just be suggesting that a male would not want to sit on a chair like that while naked as embarrassment and a weird sort of trappedness may occur.
 
2013-10-22 05:16:27 PM

futalfufu: sdkOyOte: batlock666: sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?


Do the chairs have slightly spaced out planks?

Not those in particular, though they are known as Lay Flat, so...    hmmm...

but yes we actually do have chairs with slightly spaced out planks...
in our tommy bahama and margaritaville lines...
there should be a good joke in there somewhere but...
uh, no.

/could not come up with a good double entendre with either of those
//uh, so sorry.

I think he might just be suggesting that a male would not want to sit on a chair like that while naked as embarrassment and a weird sort of trappedness may occur.



Man, it would be awful if that happened.  It would be even worse if a bunch of internet people found out about it.
 
2013-10-22 05:19:01 PM

fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

--looks are gone
--still a druggie
--losing her cash
--too wrapped up in being rich


And her book doesn't hold a candle to your last NYT bestseller
 
2013-10-22 05:34:38 PM

Walt_Jizzney: ristst: styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?

She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.

They had a deal with Playboy back in 2k6-ish. She coulda gone through a lot of the cash.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-22 06:11:35 PM

fusillade762: Walt_Jizzney: ristst: styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?

She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.

They had a deal with Playboy back in 2k6-ish. She coulda gone through a lot of the cash.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[i44.tinypic.com image 493x159]


I always get a chuckle when I see people posting these types of things. Aside from stock holdings in public companies and maybe property valuations for real estate holdings, there's really no way to know how much assets a person really owns. And how do the people who put these numbers together even know about their subjects' liabilities or expenses, which are vitally important to determining a person's net worth? I'm sure Jenna has made a bundle of money in her career, but I'll bet only a few people know exactly how much is left.
 
2013-10-22 06:19:26 PM

Atomic Spunk: fusillade762: Walt_Jizzney: ristst: styckx: Can we gather everyone up who actually buys that book and shoot them into space? Who wants to read about a washed up porn star who is only writing a book because she's practically broke?

She's broke?  Wow, didn't know that.  I always heard she sold the Club Jenna site for some huge (undisclosed) amount.

They had a deal with Playboy back in 2k6-ish. She coulda gone through a lot of the cash.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[i44.tinypic.com image 493x159]

I always get a chuckle when I see people posting these types of things. Aside from stock holdings in public companies and maybe property valuations for real estate holdings, there's really no way to know how much assets a person really owns. And how do the people who put these numbers together even know about their subjects' liabilities or expenses, which are vitally important to determining a person's net worth? I'm sure Jenna has made a bundle of money in her career, but I'll bet only a few people know exactly how much is left.


And (I'm just guessing here) I doubt Jenna is one of them.
 
2013-10-22 10:31:10 PM
Drunk outta her mind, possibly pill popping.
 
2013-10-22 11:00:03 PM

dstrick44: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

--looks are gone
--still a druggie
--losing her cash
--too wrapped up in being rich

And her book doesn't hold a candle to your last NYT bestseller



And yet this coked-up whore still won't fark you, no matter how many times you White Knight her...
 
2013-10-23 12:17:09 AM
Jenna Jameson is a prime example of how too much plastic surgery can actually make a woman look older instead of younger.  She looks like a completely different person than she did when she was in her prime.  Yes, I know that women can't stay 21 years old forever, but she looks  a lot older than 39.  She looks more like a 50 year old than a 40 year old.

It's sad how some women will mutilate their bodies and think that it looks good.  And yes, heavy alcohol and drug use are also probably factors in the decline of her looks.
 
2013-10-23 05:48:06 AM

fickenchucker: dstrick44: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

--looks are gone
--still a druggie
--losing her cash
--too wrapped up in being rich

And her book doesn't hold a candle to your last NYT bestseller


And yet this coked-up whore still won't fark you, no matter how many times you White Knight her...


So what? You might as well open a window and fark the night.
 
2013-10-23 06:45:58 AM

Gordon Bennett: fickenchucker: dstrick44: fickenchucker: I see an unremarkable end in the near future.

--looks are gone
--still a druggie
--losing her cash
--too wrapped up in being rich

And her book doesn't hold a candle to your last NYT bestseller


And yet this coked-up whore still won't fark you, no matter how many times you White Knight her...

So what? You might as well open a window and fark the night.


I don't recommend this course of action. For some reason, it upsets my, er, the neighbors.
 
2013-10-23 06:57:01 AM

AiryAnne: As Jeffrey Ross once said, "She's now written more books than she's read."


That is awesome.
 
2013-10-23 06:59:28 AM

unfarkingbelievable: sdkOyOte: Cool...
not the interview but in the opening montage intro bit, the hosts are sitting on beach chairs that my company makes...
kind of cool...   story? ...bro?

/ the company i work for
// i do not own the company

I'm not a bro, but yeah, I think that is cool. Good for your company.


Fishing for profile clicks I see.
 
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