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(AZ Family)   You know what's really scary about Halloween masks? All the microscopic filth growing on them   (azfamily.com) divider line 16
    More: Scary, Halloween, Halloween costume, mucous membranes, skin infections, Mesa Community College  
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2013-10-22 09:09:44 AM
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2013-10-22 09:11:45 AM
Do you know what's scary about microscopic filth? Nothing if the news media doesn't constantly rant about it.
 
2013-10-22 09:14:20 AM
While the article is your typical: Bacteria is EVERYWHERE! Schtick, it is true that
lots of people try on halloween masks  and they didn't necessarily think to use good hygine when they did it.
 
2013-10-22 09:14:41 AM
Just like your mom, subby.
 
2013-10-22 09:15:08 AM
Plus the Silver Shamrock masks have a computer chip that will kill you when their ad plays on tv.
 
2013-10-22 09:16:32 AM
'Training' of a child's immune system is the embodiment of the adage "if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger".
 
2013-10-22 09:23:13 AM

Terrydatroll: Do you know what's scary about microscopic filth? Nothing if the news media doesn't constantly rant about it.


^This^
 
2013-10-22 09:33:42 AM
The horror.  The horror.
 
2013-10-22 09:49:52 AM
SILVER SHAMROCK!
 
2013-10-22 09:54:54 AM
Microscopic filth grows everywhere. Even on you. Especially on you.
 
2013-10-22 10:22:21 AM
Thanks to whichever farker brought up eyebrow mites.  I've had itchy eyebrows ever since.

You go to hell and you die!
 
2013-10-22 10:30:14 AM
They're all over me!
They're inside of me!
Can't get 'em offa me!
I'm crawlin' with...
 
2013-10-22 10:37:49 AM
in other breaking news, everything on the planet has bacteria on it

/FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES!
 
2013-10-22 11:17:38 AM
So someone has heard of my all little people GWAR tribute band...Microscopic Filth!
 
2013-10-22 12:17:55 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
And never wear second hand mask.
 
2013-10-23 08:14:24 PM
All the microscopic filth

Masks?  Pshaw.  Masks ain't got nuthin' on beards.

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A few Halloweens ago I once went as Hannibal Smith in a Santa Suit (complete with M-16 and a Cubano).  The suit and rifle came from a professional costume shop, and were both very realistic.  (I'm lucky I didn't get shot by cops while taking my son out trick or treating...)

But the beard: OMG.  It smelled like the previous wearer had worn it while eating rotten fish and then vomiting into a syphilitic chocha.

But the costume was a hit... everybody loves Santa with an M-16 and fat cigar.

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