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(The New York Times)   "A technique that can grow hair on a foreskin has a pretty good chance of growing it on a person's head"   (nytimes.com) divider line 56
    More: Strange, baldness, Durham University, Columbia University Medical Center, hair transplant, hair loss, National Academy of Sciences, cure, normal functions  
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2013-10-22 12:02:36 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-22 12:06:35 AM
Anyone ever hear of RECAP?
 
2013-10-22 02:32:23 AM
Yes, but it's still impossible to get dates after the press coverage when one is arrested going through the Mohel's dumpster
 
2013-10-22 04:17:34 AM
Well mine heals the sick and turns water into whiskey.

/weird on dates.
 
2013-10-22 04:19:53 AM
"So, who's first?"

cdn.scragged.com
 
2013-10-22 04:22:28 AM
When you rub my toupée it turns into a tophat
 
2013-10-22 04:22:35 AM
Oh, no, subby. I'm not falling for THAT one again.
 
2013-10-22 04:25:09 AM
Dick.

Is there anything it can't do?
 
mhd
2013-10-22 04:39:52 AM
i.imgur.com
I believe everything this woman says about hair. She's legit.

/So, lab-grown follicles, but you still need to implant them the same way? Dang.
 
2013-10-22 04:50:45 AM
Lost mine in 1966, thank god baldness doesn't run in my family.
 
2013-10-22 04:58:40 AM

borg: Lost mine in 1966


Hair, or foreskin?
 
2013-10-22 05:05:38 AM
What happened to that womans hair? Is it pubic?
 
2013-10-22 05:08:53 AM

mhd: [
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I believe everything this woman says about hair. She's legit.

/So, lab-grown follicles, but you still need to implant them the same way? Dang.


Okay sciencey question here: Her nails are they kinda a research lab no no? Also is she a time traveler cause her make up and hair came from the 80's
 
2013-10-22 05:09:23 AM
So, today on Fark I learned that cancer and baldness have been cured and we will all live to be 150.

Yay!
 
2013-10-22 05:14:50 AM

alice_600: mhd: [
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I believe everything this woman says about hair. She's legit.

/So, lab-grown follicles, but you still need to implant them the same way? Dang.

Okay sciencey question here: Her nails are they kinda a research lab no no? Also is she a time traveler cause her make up and hair came from the 80's


Time AND space because her hair seems to exist in zero gravity.
 
mhd
2013-10-22 05:25:24 AM

alice_600: Also is she a time traveler cause her make up and hair came from the 80's


Guess which state she's from.
 
2013-10-22 05:26:29 AM

mhd: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]
I believe everything this woman says about hair. She's legit.


It does say:
 She has suffered from a type of hair loss called alopecia areata.


Maybe she's found a cure, and is showing it off

She has a luxuriant amount of hair in the front of her head, but periodically develops bald spots in the back.

Oh, so she's just overcompensating. Like a bald guy with a ponytail. Only silly looking,
 
2013-10-22 05:30:47 AM
Even if it only works on foreskin you could still use it to get yourself a permanent French tickler. Which is nice.
 
2013-10-22 05:36:00 AM

mhd: alice_600: Also is she a time traveler cause her make up and hair came from the 80's

Guess which state she's from.


Oh crap! She's from New Jersey! What is with that state and long nails, puffy 80's hair and make-up?
 
2013-10-22 05:37:13 AM
Present methods are not much help to women,

Yeah, you're gonna get that.

And I'm not even a doctor.
 
2013-10-22 05:57:21 AM
 After work she goes and hangs out at the mall..
 
2013-10-22 06:11:12 AM
My foreskin is just about roomy enough to make a yarmulke and have enough to spare to make a coffee cozy.
 
2013-10-22 06:41:58 AM
tl;dr I'm still bald.
 
2013-10-22 06:49:28 AM
Ah...the ol' Italian Tickler.
 
2013-10-22 07:14:59 AM

alice_600: mhd: [


I believe everything this woman says about hair. She's legit.

/So, lab-grown follicles, but you still need to implant them the same way? Dang.

Okay sciencey question here: Her nails are they kinda a research lab no no? Also is she a time traveler cause her make up and hair came from the 80's


She's the PI. She doesn't actually do any lab work. One of the biggest rip offs of a PhD - you spend years getting really good at lab work and then you're expected to become a supervisor.
 
2013-10-22 07:26:38 AM

♫   'Cause everybody wants prosthetic foreskin-hair on their real head...  ♫

 
2013-10-22 07:35:33 AM

SpdrJay: Dick.

Is there anything it can't do?


Lesbians?
 
2013-10-22 07:40:17 AM
So..... who wants to grow hair on their foreskin anyway ?????????
 
2013-10-22 07:43:57 AM
Heh. I've been balding or bald since around 1980, and it has never weighed much on my mind. These guys can suck it. My scalp, that is.
 
2013-10-22 07:47:00 AM
This new development puts my penis-wig empire on hold.
 
2013-10-22 07:52:17 AM
My headline was better

/hairline, not so much
 
2013-10-22 08:02:52 AM
So, will there be a shortage of kosher calimari?
 
2013-10-22 08:06:35 AM
Great, more ammo for the rabid anti-circ crowd.

To the foreskin mobile!
 
2013-10-22 08:10:41 AM
The good news: your baldness can now be permanently cured.

The bad news: to do so you'll have to have dozens of hairy foreskins grafted onto your scalp.
 
2013-10-22 08:12:09 AM

nocturnal001: Great, more ammo for the rabid anti-circ crowd.

To the foreskin mobile!


They'll be anti until the need an emergency fan belt.
 
2013-10-22 08:20:24 AM

Jesus McSordid: I've been balding or bald since around 1980, and it has never weighed much on my mind.


I bet.
 
2013-10-22 08:44:27 AM
To hell with trying to cure diseases that kill tens of thousands of people every year, let's work on growing more hair!

B-b-b-but the profits will fund other research!

Bullshiat. The profits will go to either pay large dividends to stockholders, lawyers to protect the hair-growing patents, or TV commercials to get insecure men to buy hair-restoration treatments. Sorry about your cancer, kid, but at least we can re-grow the hair you lost from the chemo.
 
2013-10-22 08:47:41 AM
There is already enough hair down below.  Why would anyone think that more hair is needed?
 
2013-10-22 08:54:13 AM
With a full head of hair there who is going to notice your other head?
 
2013-10-22 09:04:48 AM
For every hair I lose off the top, I gain two someplace else. I can't believe how far up my cheeks I have to shave now; ears, nose, back - almost everywhere. Strangely, my palms are as smooth as my forehead.
 
2013-10-22 09:08:35 AM

Gordon Bennett: The bad news: to do so you'll have to have dozens of hairy foreskins grafted onto your scalp.


Sounds like a scene from Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend
 
2013-10-22 09:11:05 AM
I've seen pubic hair, man (slightly NSFW).
 
2013-10-22 09:52:38 AM

neongoats: Well mine heals the sick and turns water into whiskey.

/weird on dates.


Do you stage wild parties with the results of submerging your scotch-creating wang in a bathtub?

Also, does this mean that everybody will have the sort of head hair Jeremy Clarkson (and yours truly) was born with? *snert*
 
2013-10-22 10:24:33 AM
Isn't that the fat chick from 'Heart'?

Barricuda!
 
2013-10-22 10:43:23 AM
Great placement mods.....
 
2013-10-22 10:49:07 AM

UNC_Samurai: ♫   'Cause everybody wants prosthetic foreskin-hair on their real head...  ♫


It's better than none at all...especially if you'r a woman.

/wife is semi-patchy bald
//cancer treatments burned it off
///would suck for new hair
///7 years...
 
2013-10-22 11:05:21 AM
Only problem will be stretching your foreskin over your head.
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-22 11:28:59 AM
DNRTFA - this is going to be about how hairy the Greeks are, isn't it?
 
2013-10-22 12:15:51 PM
There's a poor guy in the next thread who might want to grow hair on his foreskin.
 
2013-10-22 12:19:34 PM
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AbiNormal: Only problem will be stretching your foreskin over your head.
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PS, I read the headline as grow hair on your forehead, which seemed odd enough.  Then I couldn't figure out why the thread went so far off until I re-checked the headline.  Why no, IDNRTFA.
 
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