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(The Smoking Gun)   Wigs and the wigged out set the tone for this week's edition of The Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 49
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2013-10-21 09:46:11 PM  
Arrested for possession of a controlled substance, speeding
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From the looks of it, that's a single charge
 
2013-10-21 09:55:09 PM  
I hope #13 is up to date on his rabies shots.
 
2013-10-21 10:04:02 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I hope #13 is up to date on his rabies shots.


I think Ned Beatty would want to avoid that guy
 
2013-10-21 10:19:08 PM  
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2013-10-21 10:32:45 PM  
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2013-10-21 10:50:09 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 663x829]


Nice!
 
2013-10-22 12:01:22 AM  
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Serious Pirate, Serious
 
2013-10-22 12:03:47 AM  

JerkyMeat: [i1048.photobucket.com image 550x688]

Serious Pirate, Serious


Captain Crunk
 
2013-10-22 01:41:14 AM  
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2013-10-22 06:27:36 AM  
Charged with:  Being a Ramblin' Man, Trying to make a livin;, Doin' the best he can.

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2013-10-22 06:34:25 AM  
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2013-10-22 06:55:49 AM  
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Arrested for domestic assault, possession of a controlled substance.

I'm thinking meth.
 
2013-10-22 06:57:32 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: JerkyMeat: [i1048.photobucket.com image 550x688]

Serious Pirate, Serious

Captain Crunk


That's Captain Douchenozzle Von Crunk, to you, sir!
 
2013-10-22 07:16:38 AM  

Ed Grubermann: [i.cdn.turner.com image 663x829]
Arrested for domestic assault, possession of a controlled substance.

I'm thinking meth.


Tommy Shaw has fallen on hard times.
 
2013-10-22 07:27:32 AM  

HooskerDoo: Ed Grubermann: [i.cdn.turner.com image 663x829]
Arrested for domestic assault, possession of a controlled substance.

I'm thinking meth.

Tommy Shaw has fallen on hard times.


You's look like hell if you had to put up with Dennis DeYoung's shiat for years.
 
2013-10-22 07:33:49 AM  
I swear I thought this chick was Rosie Perez i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-22 07:38:59 AM  

Ed Grubermann: HooskerDoo: Ed Grubermann: [i.cdn.turner.com image 663x829]
Arrested for domestic assault, possession of a controlled substance.

I'm thinking meth.

Tommy Shaw has fallen on hard times.

You's look like hell if you had to put up with Dennis DeYoung's shiat for years.


Maybe Tommy just has too much time on his hands.......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

God, I'm lonely.
 
2013-10-22 07:39:10 AM  
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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance, I'd say somebody's been partying with Tina.
 
2013-10-22 07:45:03 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I swear I thought this chick was Rosie Perez [i.imgur.com image 600x750]


She's hotter than Rosie Perez.

/I'll make SOMETHING appear for her.
 
2013-10-22 07:45:38 AM  
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2013-10-22 07:51:28 AM  
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2013-10-22 07:52:50 AM  

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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance, I'd say somebody's been partying with Tina.


I didn't realize Don Cheadle was in to wigs. NTTAWWT. YEAH I SAID IT.
 
2013-10-22 07:55:42 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I swear I thought this chick was Rosie Perez [i.imgur.com image 600x750]


Ada County Sheriff's Office does glamour photos?

/Sheriff Joe! Where are you when we need you?
 
2013-10-22 08:33:09 AM  
That was a harrowing set of pics!
 
2013-10-22 08:43:54 AM  
I thought it was a Halloween theme...
pirate, zombie, wolfman, vampirella, joe dirt... did I miss anybody?
oh yeah... female Freddy Kreuger...
 
2013-10-22 08:49:25 AM  
oh troll doll...

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2013-10-22 10:18:40 AM  
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2013-10-22 10:40:41 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for possession of a controlled substance, speeding
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From the looks of it, that's a single charge


From the looks of it, he's still speeding.

/i can see for miles and miles and miles....
 
2013-10-22 10:59:00 AM  
I'm betting she won.
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2013-10-22 11:18:31 AM  

Ed Grubermann: [i.cdn.turner.com image 663x829]
Arrested for domestic assault, possession of a controlled substance.

I'm thinking meth.


He must be in the beginner's course with all those teeth.
 
2013-10-22 11:55:54 AM  
                                     You have not idea how unbelievably moist I am.

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2013-10-22 12:09:48 PM  
WHO is the target market for all of these Tranny's that smoking gun finds?
there must be one hell of a market for them, otherwise why would their be so many?

it must be a sort of bottom of the pond sort of thing, isn't it?

I have never been to a 4 start hotel, so maybe that's where they are getting caught with foreign business men and Saudi Princes.
 
2013-10-22 12:37:16 PM  
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Is she a Podling from the Dark Crystal?
 
2013-10-22 12:47:25 PM  
Joe Dirt shows up as #11.
 
2013-10-22 12:52:45 PM  

madgordy: WHO is the target market for all of these Tranny's that smoking gun finds?
there must be one hell of a market for them, otherwise why would their be so many?

it must be a sort of bottom of the pond sort of thing, isn't it?

I have never been to a 4 start hotel, so maybe that's where they are getting caught with foreign business men and Saudi Princes.


*cough* Eddie Murphy *cough*
 
2013-10-22 12:58:22 PM  
Didn't see one mullet in the whole lot. Someone needs to learn the difference.
 
2013-10-22 01:00:58 PM  
If you were an alien visiting Earth for the first time, and you saw these two individuals:
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And
www.rachaelcook.com
You could be forgiven for thinking they're two different species.
 
2013-10-22 01:03:43 PM  
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Is being double jointed part of the booking description?
 
2013-10-22 01:24:07 PM  
I can't say what happened for the rest of you but he didn't appear for me either.
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2013-10-22 02:13:14 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com Ruprick?
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2013-10-22 02:15:43 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comSlow down!!!!!!
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2013-10-22 02:17:45 PM  
Who has one thumb and was arrested for tampering with a vehicle?
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This Guy
 
2013-10-22 02:20:39 PM  
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2013-10-22 02:24:41 PM  
We get older, they stay the same age.
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2013-10-22 05:43:49 PM  
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Number 5 at work?
 
2013-10-22 07:13:51 PM  
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2013-10-22 08:15:15 PM  
Welcome to Mugshot Fairy Tale Theatre with your host, Uncle "WTF?" Remus.


Your story this week is Cinderella, or The Three Pigs.

Once upon there was a beautiful young blonde named Cinderella. They called her Cinderella because she left a layer of ashes over everything in the vicinity from smoking cheap and nasty cigarettes.

Cinderella had two fugly sisters, each uglier than the other.

One day the Handsome Prince, One Eye Snake, decided to have a ball. He invited all the booty-ful ladies in the land.

Among them were Cinderella and her two fugly sisters, Blondie and Dagwood. But the two fugly sisters and Cinderella's Evil Step Mother wouldn't let her go. They claimed she missed a spot cleaning the pots and pans and that it nearly gave Dagwood a heart attack seeing herself reflected in the shiny bit which hadn't been properly blackened.

So Cinderella stayed home and smoked meth.

She smoked so much meth she was almost ready to believe that she was a beautiful young woman when her Fairy Godmother appeared. Sure, she looks like a Troll, but she has a heart of gold, so look past her pyramidal face and see the beauty within. Yech!

If you can see the beauty within that pile of elephant dung, you are higher than Cinderella, dude!

Any hoo, after some negotiations, it was agreed that the Fairy Godmother would send Cinderella to the Prince One Eye's first and only ball rather than to Argentina for cosmetic surgery on those ears.

So the Fairy Godmother took a squash from the garden and turned it into a Ford Escort. And she took a cucumber when Cinderella wasn't looking and stuffed it between her enormous hideous dugs, and she took some house mice she caught and turned them into gang bangers.

So Cinderella and the gangbangers piled into the Ford Escort and turned the stereo up so loud you could hear them coming and going in seven different counties, not necessarily in the same State.

When Cinderella arrived at the ball, everybody wondered who the mysterious beauty was. It was one of the gang bangers, but that's beside the point. Everybody also wondered who the chick was, seeing as the women at this ball were even fuglier than the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella's fugly step-sisters were considered doable compared to the stable of losers that Prince One Eye had gathered together from the dung heaps and fish ponds of the kingdom.

At exactly midnight, Cinderella remembered that the Fairy Godmother had told her that she must leave before the final stroke of midnight because she, the Fairy Godmother, had an early morning assignment the next day and wasn't sticking around for no dumbass happy ending.

So Cinderella scooted. She ran so hard she lost one shoe on the stairs. The gangbangers turned back into to rodents, which everybody agreed was a big improvement. The coach turned into a 1974 Ford Pinto, which promptly burst into flames when an orange petal fell on it.

And off Cinderella ran into the night, looking rather like a hill billy in a ball gown pursued by giant rats in gang colors.

And that would have been the end of it if Prince One Eye Snake hadn't taken a fancy to Cinderella on account of she was marginally less fugly than road kill and thus a real looker by his kingdom's standards of female pulchritude.

So the Prince sent out a proclamation, and when the proclamation wouldn't hunt, he took the slipper (which was made of mink) and sent the bloodhounds out instead. It took them no time at all to hunt down Cinderella because she had a peculiar funk to match her face, so the Prince went to the house where the three sisters and the step-mother lived and knocked down the door.

He wasn't taking any chances on losing the element of surprise with hideous heffalumps like these.

So he had each of the sisters and the fugly stepmother try on the mink slipper. But it didn't fit any of them, even with emergency cosmetic surgery. So he asked if there was anybody else in the house.

And they had to admit that there was, since they couldn't hide the funk of Cinderella's sore feet.

And so the Prince and Cinderella were married and never saw the stepsisters or stepmother again, which was just as well. And they all lived happily ever after until the bills from the wedding started to pile up.
 
2013-10-22 08:20:38 PM  
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2013-10-22 08:44:39 PM  
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