DarkSoulNoHope: How about just eating grapes?
spamdog: DarkSoulNoHope: How about just eating grapes?Dude, you have to wait.
Cog Spinner: I watched some moronic morning show yesterday ...
JRoo: So a steady diet of wine and marijuana should pretty much make me immortal?
lohphat: Resveratrol: Don't Buy the Hype
Marcus Aurelius: This isn't a repeat from 1973 or anything.
Danger Avoid Death: Cog Spinner: I watched some moronic morning show yesterday ...Wait ... aren't they all moronic?
Cog Spinner: I watched some moronic morning show yesterday and there was this segment on how women should not drink more than 6 glasses of wine per week because that would totally cause them to have breast cancer. The whole time I was thinking , "Fark that. I'm gonna do what I wanna do...and you're not going to make me become paranoid because of it." We're all going to die at some point and I refuse to live a bland and depressing existence in the mean time (just in case). So women aren't allowed to have more than 6 drinks per week. Fark you.
kayanlau: My father-in-law died of stomach cancer last week. He was a wine drinker. Not that he abused it ...Sorry dude, apparently the wine didn't fight this kind of cancer./not buying it
Mr. Coffee Nerves: If a glass a day is good then a whole bottle while watching Pro Wrestling will make me immortal!
TheMega: Nothing but regurgitated research, or entirely made up studies, just to get someones name in a news article, paper or scribbled on a bathroom wall... within 2-3 months some other asshat will have another made up study showing how this asshat is wrong and it causes your penis to fall off and attack people with assault rifles in coffee shops on Tuesday afternoons and loads of other made up BS that goes along with it like severe brain damage if you snort fresh Vit D milk up your nose in the same week on any day that ends in a "Y".
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