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(Telegraph)   Islamist suicide bomber kills 7 in explosion in Sochi ahead of Winter Olympics   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 232
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2013-10-21 07:13:24 PM
Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?
 
2013-10-21 07:14:29 PM

hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?


Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.
 
2013-10-21 07:16:39 PM

Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.


Well, it just about is. I mean, it's about as far as Northern Italy is to Benghazi, and that's RIGHT THERE!
 
2013-10-21 07:16:40 PM

Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.


Well, it SOUNDED Middle Eastern. Just like Kimchi. And shasta.
 
2013-10-21 07:19:04 PM
Oh, the cheery Today Show crew is not going to like going.
 
2013-10-21 07:21:51 PM
It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.
 
2013-10-21 07:31:11 PM
The Winter Olympics should've already been moved to Vancouver or some other non-shiathole country.  This is merely another reason.
 
2013-10-21 07:38:41 PM

Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.


Probably Lithuanian extremists.
 
2013-10-21 07:41:37 PM
And so it begins...
 
2013-10-21 07:51:01 PM

vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.


I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".
 
2013-10-21 07:56:10 PM

Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.


Interfax was saying that it's some woman from Dagestan, so it's highly probably that the attack was carried out either by Chechen militants or Vladimir Putin in an Osama bin Laden costume.

Also, it's worth noting that this happened in Volgograd, not Sochi.
 
2013-10-21 08:00:28 PM

Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".


Martin Luther did have a lot of beefs.
 
2013-10-21 08:01:36 PM

Cagey B: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Interfax was saying that it's some woman from Dagestan, so it's highly probably that the attack was carried out either by Chechen militants or Vladimir Putin in an Osama bin Laden costume.

Also, it's worth noting that this happened in Volgograd, not Sochi.


This.  Sochi and Volgograd are 800 miles apart.
 
2013-10-21 08:01:47 PM

Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".


Lutheran extremist? So the Catholics got involved?
 
2013-10-21 08:02:32 PM
Public transportation bombing in a major city.
 
2013-10-21 08:02:44 PM

Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.


That shouldn't be noted! It really gets in the way of the narrative.
 
2013-10-21 08:02:55 PM

you are a puppet: Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".

Martin Luther did have a lot of beefs.


www.biography.com

"I got 95 problems but a bomb ain't one"
 
2013-10-21 08:03:23 PM
Here is a supposed video of the even. NSFW (seriously it's a bus getting blown up) Link
 
2013-10-21 08:03:25 PM
These Olympics will be a clusterfark amazing to behold.
 
2013-10-21 08:03:52 PM

FrancoFile: Cagey B: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Interfax was saying that it's some woman from Dagestan, so it's highly probably that the attack was carried out either by Chechen militants or Vladimir Putin in an Osama bin Laden costume.

Also, it's worth noting that this happened in Volgograd, not Sochi.

This.  Sochi and Volgograd are 800 miles apart.


Have you seen the logistics for the Sochi Olympics? 800 miles may be easier to get to than the athletes' village.
 
2013-10-21 08:04:01 PM
event...geesh
 
2013-10-21 08:04:04 PM

FrancoFile: Cagey B: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Interfax was saying that it's some woman from Dagestan, so it's highly probably that the attack was carried out either by Chechen militants or Vladimir Putin in an Osama bin Laden costume.

Also, it's worth noting that this happened in Volgograd, not Sochi.

This.  Sochi and Volgograd are 800 miles apart.


So what we've got is that a bus blew up on the same continent as the place where the olympics are going to be held in a few months and no one knows why.

WAY TO GO, SUBS
 
2013-10-21 08:04:12 PM

you are a puppet: Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".

Martin Luther did have a lot of beefs.



If Martin Luther plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

He BEEFS.

He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "99 Theses: The True Hollywood Story" he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2013-10-21 08:05:36 PM

Earguy: Oh, the cheery Today Show crew is not going to like going.


And all the local anchors of stations that are sending people are just snickering at the hot shiat reporters who conned their way into getting to go there.
 
2013-10-21 08:06:30 PM
I am so sick of this Haven't they worked through all the people that want to do this shiat yet?
 
2013-10-21 08:06:34 PM

Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.


"The Russian Investigative Committee named the suspected suicide bomber as Naida Asiyalova, a 30-year-old woman from Dagestan. "

There's been an Islamist insurgency in Dagestan since 2012. If she is the bomber, the motive is almost certainly tied to the ongoing conflict.
 
2013-10-21 08:07:18 PM

Polartank13: you are a puppet: Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".

Martin Luther did have a lot of beefs.


If Martin Luther plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

He BEEFS.

He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "99 Theses: The True Hollywood Story" he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


No calling out farkers who.... oh, BEEFS.... nevermind, carry on.
 
2013-10-21 08:07:39 PM
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/2013/1021/Russia-identifies-suicide-bo m ber-as-woman-from-Dagestan?cmpid=editorpicks

Here is an article that identifies her.

"Russia identifies suicide bomber as woman from Dagestan
A female suicide bomber that Russian officials say was married to an Islamist militant in Dagestan killed at least six other people today on a bus in Volgograd."
 
2013-10-21 08:08:10 PM
at least it wasnt immolation.  i heard russia doesnt take too kindly on those who are flaming...
 
2013-10-21 08:08:11 PM

vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.


Maybe it was someone mad about their anti-gay law? What would a gay suicide bomber look like?
 
2013-10-21 08:09:14 PM

hardinparamedic: Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.

Well, it SOUNDED Middle Eastern. Just like Kimchi. And shasta.


And Fanta. And Faygo.
 
2013-10-21 08:10:28 PM
Doku Umarov, the Chechen leader of an Islamist group fighting to establish an independent emirate across the north Caucasus, has claimed responsibility for both the Domodedovo bombing and twin suicide bombings on the Moscow Metro in 2010.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

suspect seen leaving the scene of the bombing.
 
2013-10-21 08:10:33 PM

fusillade762: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

Maybe it was someone mad about their anti-gay law? What would a gay suicide bomber look like?


www.constantinereport.com
 
2013-10-21 08:11:12 PM

Donnchadha: Polartank13: you are a puppet: Ambivalence: vygramul: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

Probably Lithuanian extremists.

I read that as Lutheran extremists and thought "woah".

Martin Luther did have a lot of beefs.


If Martin Luther plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

He BEEFS.

He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "99 Theses: The True Hollywood Story" he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

No calling out farkers who.... oh, BEEFS.... nevermind, carry on.


Not like I'm calling out someone for their RealDoll or something...
 
2013-10-21 08:11:32 PM
I don't really get this suicide bombing crap.  I'm sure it's probably terror if you are there when it happens and really sad if someone you know is a victim, but 5* victims?  Come on.  I'm not terrorized at all and I would not be even if this had happened in the town where I live and had to take the bus every day.

Is there any political statement made?  (Not that I can see)
Are they killing anyone that really is against them?  (probably not)
Are they turning people against their "cause"?  (Definitely)

WTF are they thinking?  Yeah, I'm going to go kill a half-dozen people to make the world a better place.

* Article says 5 victims.  Good job, subby?  Maybe it was updated when two of them raised themselves up and said "I'm not quite dead yet".
 
2013-10-21 08:11:57 PM

vygramul: Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.

Well, it just about is. I mean, it's about as far as Northern Italy is to Benghazi, and that's RIGHT THERE!


Benghazi isn't in the middle east, either.
 
2013-10-21 08:12:16 PM
Dagestan, Russia's OTHER civil war.
 
2013-10-21 08:12:20 PM

vygramul: Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.

Well, it just about is. I mean, it's about as far as Northern Italy is to Benghazi, and that's RIGHT THERE!


You really need to brush up on your geography, and then the mission of the Airborne element stationed at Vicenza.It was the 1st 509th ABCT when I was there during the reign of Saint Ronald of the Reagan. We spent close to a week camped out on the flightline at Aviano in 1983.
 
2013-10-21 08:12:51 PM
You can't trust those Caucasian people. They need to ban them all from the city, just to be safe
 
2013-10-21 08:13:41 PM

Ambivalence: hardinparamedic: Someone in the Middle East blew themselves up. Is this REALLY news?

Russia is in the Middle East? That IS news.


Ignorance is bliss ... USA! USA!
 
2013-10-21 08:13:52 PM
So what do you guys think the over and under is on "gay terrorists" over at the derprepublic?
 
2013-10-21 08:14:46 PM

Pontious Pilates: And Fanta. And Faygo.


i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-10-21 08:14:56 PM

ScaryBottles: So what do you guys think the over and under is on "gay terrorists" over at the derprepublic?


Probably has more to do with "Russia invaded and is occupying our country"
 
2013-10-21 08:15:11 PM

gfid: * Article says 5 victims.  Good job, subby?  Maybe it was updated when two of them raised themselves up and said "I'm not quite dead yet".


This newer article says 6 victims. +1 suicide bomber and that's 7 killed.
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/2013/1021/Russia-identifies-suicide-b om ber-as-woman-from-Dagestan
 
2013-10-21 08:16:31 PM
Why bother saying "suicide bomber", when they are simply "bombers"? A terrorist is a terrorist, so paint them in a better light by attaching "suicide" to the title? The bottom line is that they set off a bomb that murders innocent people, why take away from that?
 
2013-10-21 08:16:55 PM

Snapper Carr: Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.

"The Russian Investigative Committee named the suspected suicide bomber as Naida Asiyalova, a 30-year-old woman from Dagestan. "

There's been an Islamist insurgency in Dagestan since 2012 2000. If she is the bomber, the motive is almost certainly tied to the ongoing conflict.



FTFM.
 
2013-10-21 08:17:07 PM
so it's gonna be one of those type of olympics
 
2013-10-21 08:18:29 PM

Shame Us: It should be noted that there is no proof (yet) that the bomber was Islamic. Authorities have not released anything on a possible motive.


Well, the news I saw a few hours seemed pretty certain they knew exactly who it was who did this and she was Muslim.

Not to stereotype them or anything, because I know it's just a handful of Muslims giving the other billion a bad name, but allah-dammit, they should really work on their image.

Seriously, does anyone even know what "cause" they're fighting for in Volgograd or is it just fashionable to blow shiat up?
 
2013-10-21 08:18:33 PM

onyxruby: Why bother saying "suicide bomber", when they are simply "bombers"? A terrorist is a terrorist, so paint them in a better light by attaching "suicide" to the title? The bottom line is that they set off a bomb that murders innocent people, why take away from that?


It's descriptive of the way they carried out the attack. The Boston bombers were not 'suicide bombers' because they did not intend to get killed by their own bombs.

Also, the younger brother is totally hot.
 
2013-10-21 08:18:53 PM
I had kimchi and shasta yesterday for lunch.  Little did I know I was eating middle eastern food.

However, afterwards I did have a lot of gas.

Ba dum pah?
 
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