Mr. Eugenides: What does Hallmark suggest for the 125th anniversary?
KawhostaYucwy: Am I the only one that wouldn't have a problem with this?/lucky me... an actual happy marriage.
Praying for the end of time
mjjt: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 150? I don't even plan on being 75....Funny thing: all 74 year olds have changed their mind on that one
IamAwake: Subby: I'd be perfectly ok with living to 150 with my wife. Sorry that your life has been so unfortunate as to make you so jaded.
DamnYankees: I know its rather unironic to say so, but I love my wife more than anything in the world. An extra 60 years would be fine with me.
Candygram4Mongo: Actually, I'm kind of okay with this...
Ghastly: Every hundred years or so when you get sick of your physical appearance you can just program yourself a new one.
JonBuck: Living that long would only be worthwhile if your body stayed youthful into your 130s. What's the point of living to 150 if you spend 80 years in a wheelchair?
Danger Avoid Death: justalittledonedout: Possibly if all other diseases are off the table. If not fark that. Getting old doed not look fun.No, it doedn't.
justalittledonedout: Possibly if all other diseases are off the table. If not fark that. Getting old doed not look fun.
Infernalist: I imagine by the time that we reach a future where the average lifespan reaches 150, we'll have adapted our society to fit.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: 150? I don't even plan on being 75....
sendtodave: FunkOut: Actually, if you both hate and love your spouse, it keeps things interesting.I know! Everyone keeps telling you that you should cast her into the fire, but she's precious to you!
Big_Doofus: DamnYankees: I know its rather unironic to say so, but I love my wife more than anything in the world. An extra 60 years would be fine with me.Sorry, but she's banging the UPS guy.
ISO15693: Don't ask me. I'm Mormon, and sealed to my wife for eternity. 150 years doesnt sound very long at all :)
djkutch: John marries a woman 20 years younger, ensuring he will have a partner who can look after his well-being, taking him to all his body-part-replacement appointments as he moves toward his first centennial.Ann, at 120, takes a well-sculpted 70-year-old boyfriend, but prudently decides to live with rather than marry him.Same shiat as now, but I gotta believe Ann is in pedo territory.
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