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(Chicago Trib)   Massive fight breaks out at Chuck E. Cheese after several adults got upset waiting in line to claim prizes. Who knew pencil erasers were so greatly coveted?   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line 83
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2013-10-21 08:00:49 PM  
but were they attractive and successful?
 
2013-10-21 08:01:03 PM  
Halloween is next week. Probably sticking up on spider rings.
 
2013-10-21 08:02:51 PM  
Popcorn thread!
 
2013-10-21 08:02:52 PM  
Super balls and caps guns? I'd fight someone for that.
 
2013-10-21 08:04:32 PM  
At this point, it's safer to hang out in the nastiest bar - ghetto, waterfront, redneck KKK headquarters - than at Chuck E Cheese.
 
2013-10-21 08:05:36 PM  
This happens all the damn time
 Chuck e cheese seem to be worse then a dive bar
 
2013-10-21 08:07:04 PM  
I took my nieces to a game establishment and it took them 45 minutes to decide how to cash out 400 tickets from the machines in a store that had 25 prizes to choose from, 22 of which they didn't have enough tickets to buy.  I could easily see how someone who wasn't related to them would want to kill them.
 
2013-10-21 08:08:59 PM  
Haven't been in about 35 years, see no reason to go now.
 
2013-10-21 08:09:08 PM  
THAT TINY COMB IS MINE, MOTHERF*CKER!
 
2013-10-21 08:13:40 PM  
FTA
"Police received a report of a large group of people fighting inside, Estrada said. "The fight started over a disagreement of people waiting in line for prizes," he said. "

A group of people in Chicago is called a disagreement.
 
2013-10-21 08:13:51 PM  
it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.
 
2013-10-21 08:16:40 PM  

Yogimus: but were they attractive and successful?


More likely ugly wal-mart frequenting mallrats (and not so successful)
 
2013-10-21 08:16:54 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.


And they serve beer.
 
2013-10-21 08:19:46 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.


This Chuck E Cheese is a block away from me. They definitely weren't white trash.
 
2013-10-21 08:22:37 PM  
Hood rats.
 
2013-10-21 08:24:29 PM  

no talent ass clown: The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.

And they serve beer.


You serious? A kids food place actually serves beer?
 
2013-10-21 08:24:46 PM  

Yogimus: but were they attractive and successful?


Shambreya and Trevell.  I doubt it.
 
2013-10-21 08:28:53 PM  

strangeluck: no talent ass clown: The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.

And they serve beer.

You serious? A kids food place actually serves beer?


Have you ever seen Olde English 800 or Colt 45 on tap?
 
2013-10-21 08:33:10 PM  

RedVentrue: FTA
"Police received a report of a large group of people fighting inside, Estrada said. "The fight started over a disagreement of people waiting in line for prizes," he said. "

A group of people in Chicago is called a disagreement.


For some reason, that sounds right...
 
2013-10-21 08:33:50 PM  
Shambreya Barfield, 21, of the 3800 block of North Broadway was charged with one count of misdemeanor battery.

People need to stop naming their kids after stuff they see on late night infomercials.
 
2013-10-21 08:34:02 PM  
Shambreya Barfield, 21, of the 3800 block of North Broadway was charged with one count of misdemeanor battery.

Trevell Washington, 21, of the 2900 block of West Monroe Drive was charged with two counts of misdemeanor battery.


Shambreya and Trevell.. I knew those Irish thugs are all good for nothings!
 
2013-10-21 08:37:24 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-21 08:38:38 PM  

strangeluck: no talent ass clown: The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.

And they serve beer.

You serious? A kids food place actually serves beer?


Are YOU serious?! Picture the cast of The Wire and The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia sharing a meal together. But that meal is being served in an 80's strip club that was converted in to a video arcade. Everything is sticky and smells faintly of butt sex and Newport Lites. Now throw in 300 over-caffeinated, free-ranging, mongoloid kids that  smell like piss and have zero personal boundaries.

Would you hang out in a place like that sober?
 
2013-10-21 08:41:35 PM  
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-10-21 08:45:11 PM  
Why do these morons always have their Facebook accounts wide open for the world to see?
 
2013-10-21 08:45:40 PM  
People who annoy me for 500 Alex.
 
2013-10-21 08:45:45 PM  

no talent ass clown: The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.

And they serve beer.


Not at the Flint Township location.  That's why it hasn't been in the news for some time now.

Of course, if the parents were better at solving problems, they could've gave the tickets away and bought anything from the Dollar Tree for the same price no matter what the child picks.  A dollar is worth not having the kid crying because they came up 8 tickets shy of the giant sunglasses.

My kids are reasonable, since they prefer we just order pizza and they could either watch a movie or play video games and call it good.
 
2013-10-21 08:52:22 PM  

Yogimus: but were they attractive and successful?



t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-21 08:54:04 PM  

cookiefleck: Why do these morons always have their Facebook accounts wide open for the world to see?


Because Zuckerberg keeps changing Facebook's privacy policies?
 
2013-10-21 08:55:04 PM  
Not far from Microcenter. That CC is in a good neighborhood, don't know how these goofballs happen upon it.
 
2013-10-21 09:05:54 PM  
Shambreya Barfield, 21, of the 3800 block of North Broadway was charged with one count of misdemeanor battery.

I read that out loud to myself and I just keep thinking "La Brea Tar Pit."
 
2013-10-21 09:08:31 PM  

justinguarini4ever: The_Original_Roxtar: it's chuck e. cheese.
patrons are "trailer park americans" or "successful and attractive"
people with critical thinking skills and self respect do not frequent such places. idiotic fights are practically guaranteed.

This Chuck E Cheese is a block away from me. They definitely weren't white trash.


I used to live two blocks away and have taken my kids to this location many times for birthday parties.

Interesting mix of people for sure. I did get into it once with a kid who was stealing other kids' tickets and tried to take from mine.
 
2013-10-21 09:09:55 PM  
We call it Chuck Es Black in my neck of the woods.
 
2013-10-21 09:13:14 PM  
Shambreya and Trevell?
Am I reading a news report or doing the Sunday Jumble?
 
2013-10-21 09:22:12 PM  
I may as well just accept the fact that I'm going to be spending the rest of the evening watching Chuck E. Cheese brawls on Youtube. Yep, pretty much a definite at this point.
 
2013-10-21 09:23:51 PM  
Been a while since a Chuck E Cheese brawl story. Nice.
 
2013-10-21 09:27:21 PM  
Why can't farkers leave the race talk out of fun, light hearted stories such as this. One of my goals as a parent is to get into a disgusting beer fueled brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese. I look at as a rite of passage.
 
2013-10-21 09:29:47 PM  
Shambreya Barfield. Barfield. Barf.field. Get it? Barf field? Barf barf barf LOLOLOL.
 
2013-10-21 09:30:12 PM  
Chuck E. Cheese, where the customers are half the fun!

Live shows daily.
 
2013-10-21 09:30:32 PM  

Qwuix: One of my goals as a parent is to get into a disgusting beer fueled brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese. I look at as a rite of passage.


img.ksl.com
 
2013-10-21 09:31:41 PM  

skinink: cookiefleck: Why do these morons always have their Facebook accounts wide open for the world to see?

Because Zuckerberg keeps changing Facebook's privacy policies?


Funny, because mine is sealed up pretty tight.  That being said, I don't post anything I wouldn't want the world to see anyhow.
 
2013-10-21 09:33:12 PM  

Qwuix: Why can't farkers leave the race talk out of fun, light hearted stories such as this. One of my goals as a parent is to get into a disgusting beer fueled brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese. I look at as a rite of passage.


You will fail at that goal because you have the ability to suck all the oxygen out of a fire.
 
2013-10-21 09:38:32 PM  
Ahhhhhhhh, good to see my beloved city is still classy as ever since I left a month ago. Can't blame them though. I'd go all GG Allin in there if anyone cut me in line when I'm trying to trade $30 that I spent on prize tickets for a 50 cent trinket I coulda got out of a Walgreens quarter machine instead!

Hmmmmmmmmmm, *imagining GG Allin in a Chuck E. Cheese and thinking I have a new idea brewing for a business*
 
2013-10-21 09:43:03 PM  
Jumping Jimmy Hoffa on a kaiser roll, that one is 5 minutes from my first place in Chi-town! Never could quite figure what neighborhood that was (Damen and Diversey) after all these years.
 
2013-10-21 09:43:14 PM  

r0cj07p: I may as well just accept the fact that I'm going to be spending the rest of the evening watching Chuck E. Cheese brawls on Youtube. Yep, pretty much a definite at this point.


It's been almost 20 years since I was in Russia.  Yet I can understand the audio on Russian dashcam videos better than I can the screaming on the Chuck E Cheese brawl videos...
 
2013-10-21 09:45:51 PM  
WTH is it about having crotch fruit that makes people go insane.
 
2013-10-21 09:48:56 PM  
They should just call it Government Cheez at this point.
 
2013-10-21 09:51:15 PM  

RedVentrue: FTA
"Police received a report of a large group of people fighting inside, Estrada said. "The fight started over a disagreement of people waiting in line for prizes," he said. "

A group of people in Chicago is called a disagreement.


A winner is you.
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2013-10-21 09:51:42 PM  
Black.
 
2013-10-21 09:51:50 PM  
At least it wasn't Flint!

Not enough people involved!
 
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