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(KPHO Phoenix)   Dolly Parton injured in Nashville crash, was spared from injury by massive, shock-absorbing pillow-like cushions. Also, the car's airbags deployed   (kpho.com) divider line 36
    More: Obvious, Dolly Parton, Nashville, Vanderbilt University Medical Center, KPHO, fenderbenders, University Medical Center, Popular history, country musics  
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2013-10-21 08:17:25 PM  
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Spared from injury. Thank goodness. No one wants to see Titty Titty Bang Bang...
 
2013-10-21 08:50:02 PM  
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2013-10-21 09:15:29 PM  
Always loved her to bits.  Hope she'll be okay.
 
2013-10-21 09:17:08 PM  
At least everybody's okay.  I feel bad for the driver of the other vehicle.  I'd probably pee my pants if I hit another car and then noticed Dolly Parton was in there.
 
2013-10-21 09:20:33 PM  
Plastic surgeons put on alert.
 
2013-10-21 09:21:04 PM  
She has big titts.
 
2013-10-21 09:21:21 PM  
was ~she~ coming down from dover?
 
2013-10-21 09:21:33 PM  
Helpful pic of her deployed

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2013-10-21 09:23:48 PM  
The Funbags were saved.
 
2013-10-21 09:31:55 PM  
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2013-10-21 09:35:09 PM  

RoyHobbs22: She has big titts.


Here you come again....
 
2013-10-21 09:35:51 PM  
The first thing I thought of when I heard about this on the news was "Insert your own airbag joke here".
 
2013-10-21 09:40:53 PM  
Sounds like an old age driver clusterfark.
 
2013-10-21 09:55:43 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Always loved her to two btits.  Hope she'll they'll be okay.

FTFY
 
2013-10-21 09:58:35 PM  

vabeard: Sounds like an old age driver clusterfark.


She wasn't driving.
 
2013-10-21 10:08:14 PM  
"Ladies and gentlemen, here they are!..... Dolly Parton!"

[applause]
 
2013-10-21 10:12:13 PM  
Aw, hope she's okay.  Titty jokes aside I have a hard time snarking about Dolly Parton, who is by all accounts one of the genuinely nicest people in music.  Apparently just totally sweet (though likely a bit weird also).  She has a children's reading charity too, which I heartily approve of.
 
2013-10-21 10:14:16 PM  
Rejected Late Late Show joke become fark headline?
 
2013-10-21 10:15:06 PM  

Atomic Spunk: ParadisePornoTheater: Always loved her to two btits.  Hope she'll they'll be okay.
FTFY


Thank you - I'm LOL.
 
2013-10-21 10:20:19 PM  

No Such Agency: Aw, hope she's okay.  Titty jokes aside I have a hard time snarking about Dolly Parton, who is by all accounts one of the genuinely nicest people in music.  Apparently just totally sweet (though likely a bit weird also).  She has a children's reading charity too, which I heartily approve of.


She's also one of the best (and most underrated) country songwriters out there.
 
2013-10-21 10:24:46 PM  
I realize subby was VERY excited to get a complex and subtle breast joke in, but seriously, does no one read what they type before they hit submit?

"Dolly Parton injured in Nashville crash, was spared from injury"
 
2013-10-21 11:06:18 PM  

quo vadimus: I realize subby was VERY excited to get a complex and subtle breast joke in, but seriously, does no one read what they type before they hit submit?

"Dolly Parton injured in Nashville crash, was spared from injury"


I'd guess that subby likes injuries.
 
2013-10-21 11:16:42 PM  
Any damage to her headlights?
 
2013-10-21 11:26:25 PM  

quo vadimus: I realize subby was VERY excited to get a complex and subtle breast joke in, but seriously, does no one read what they type before they hit submit?

"Dolly Parton injured in Nashville crash, was spared from injury"


Are you really looking for accuracy in Fark headlines?
 
2013-10-21 11:41:42 PM  
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2013-10-22 02:26:37 AM  
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Approves of headline.
 
2013-10-22 02:54:21 AM  
She was both injured and spared from injury?
 
2013-10-22 05:12:17 AM  
I hear she has large boobs that are often joked about.
 
2013-10-22 08:28:09 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: No Such Agency: Aw, hope she's okay.  Titty jokes aside I have a hard time snarking about Dolly Parton, who is by all accounts one of the genuinely nicest people in music.  Apparently just totally sweet (though likely a bit weird also).  She has a children's reading charity too, which I heartily approve of.

She's also one of the best (and most underrated) country songwriters out there.


Though I'm not a fan of country music, I respect the hell out of Dolly Parton.  She's one performer who's stayed true to her instincts and (a few stylistic missteps notwithstanding) never forgotten her roots.
 
2013-10-22 09:39:27 AM  
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back in the day. day-umm.
 
2013-10-22 10:11:43 AM  
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That's sad man.
 
2013-10-22 10:45:10 AM  

69gnarkill69: That's sad man.


i heard kenny rogers has had so many face lifts that he has to shave behind his ears.
 
2013-10-22 11:20:37 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Always loved her to bits.  Hope she'll be okay.


i read this wrong 3 times initially
 
2013-10-22 01:27:29 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: vabeard: Sounds like an old age driver clusterfark.

She wasn't driving.


Her driver was 68.
 
2013-10-22 01:41:56 PM  

vabeard: Dwight_Yeast: vabeard: Sounds like an old age driver clusterfark.

She wasn't driving.

Her driver was 68.


That's an awfully big bust, no wonder she couldn't see the road
 
2013-10-23 12:19:44 AM  
Johnny Carson smiles from the afterlife.
 
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