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(ABC)   Headline: How would Steve Jobs fix Obamacare? Solution: Step 1: Second Coming. Step 2: New Pancreas. Step 3: There is no step three because he's dead, not Jesus   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 28
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2013-10-21 05:07:39 PM  
9 votes:
He'd probably wait until it was fixed by someone else then add a rounded edge and claim he did it.
2013-10-21 08:36:14 PM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: FnkyTwn: I love good 'dead steve jobs' jokes.

Have you heard any?


Q: What's the difference between cancer and a black man? (clearly racist)
A: Cancer gets Jobs

Q:Who makes jokes about Steve Jobs being dead?!
A: iDon't.

They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.

10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

Co-Creator of Apple getting killed by something with the initials 'PC', that's iRonic

.. there's a billion of them.
2013-10-21 07:50:31 PM  
2 votes:

machodonkeywrestler: machodonkeywrestler: A Dark Evil Omen: It galls me that Steve Jobs is such a farking icon of my industry. It makes me want to move to the moon, where there are no computers.

You just keep thinking

that.................


i.imgur.com

On the moon we do not use your primitive computers. We have thinking slaves, and when we require calculations we beat them with tire irons until they produce the correct result.
2013-10-21 07:36:34 PM  
2 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: I have farted better articles than what I just read.


i.imgur.com
2013-10-21 07:17:23 PM  
2 votes:
Outsource it to China?
2013-10-21 07:17:17 PM  
2 votes:

Albino Squid: Jobs would state that there's no problem with the website, and it's not their fault if you're logging in the wrong way.


Obamacare is selling a lifestyle, not just a product, Sir. Maybe you're not a good fit for us.
2013-10-21 07:01:23 PM  
2 votes:
He would have marketed it with silhouettes getting medical procedures to snappy tunes under the motto, "Insure Different."
2013-10-21 05:55:43 PM  
2 votes:
He would've put a 30-40% brand markup on it, and convinced college kids it was cool.
2013-10-22 02:20:28 AM  
1 votes:
Not Jesus?

i293.photobucket.com
/oblig.
2013-10-21 10:30:42 PM  
1 votes:
He would sue all other countries that provide affordable healthcare.
2013-10-21 10:30:32 PM  
1 votes:

bingethinker: If Jobs was still around and fixed Obamacare, paid shills and brainwashed iHaters would still claim that he didn't fix it, that somebody else already fixed it, or that somebody else fixed it for half price. Because these zealots have little connection to reality.

Please continue your delusional circle jerk.


You can stop sucking his dick. He is dead.
2013-10-21 09:31:09 PM  
1 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com

Asking the man who profited off workers given  SUICIDE NETS... how to make people's lives better?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, no.
2013-10-21 08:30:34 PM  
1 votes:

FnkyTwn: I love good 'dead steve jobs' jokes.


Have you heard any?
2013-10-21 07:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Was Steve Jobs a health care expert or something?

/way to conflate the website problems with the ACA, "liberal media"


The exact opposite.

He had the one kind of pancreatic cancer that can be cured.

But for nine months, he shunned doctors and instead persued a vegan diet, acupuncture, herbal remedies, psychics, juice fasts, and bowel cleansings.

Many experts who have commented on his situation believe his foolishness cost him his life.

Actually, maybe that DOES make him the perfect health care mentor for the GOP.
2013-10-21 07:53:10 PM  
1 votes:
JobsCare: "You can always have better, but you'll never pay more"
2013-10-21 07:51:44 PM  
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: machodonkeywrestler: machodonkeywrestler: A Dark Evil Omen: It galls me that Steve Jobs is such a farking icon of my industry. It makes me want to move to the moon, where there are no computers.

You just keep thinking

that.................

[i.imgur.com image 461x325]

On the moon we do not use your primitive computers. We have thinking slaves, and when we require calculations we beat them with tire irons until they produce the correct result.


Never Forget.
2013-10-21 07:47:02 PM  
1 votes:
Fark keeps cutting off the end of my
2013-10-21 07:42:03 PM  
1 votes:

Uncle Eazy: Wasn't Jesus dead, too?


He got better.
2013-10-21 07:33:02 PM  
1 votes:
I love the death panels.  They just work!
2013-10-21 07:29:59 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. iCare

2013-10-21 07:26:29 PM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Steve Jobs would have had Xerox cure his cancer. Xerox--is there anything they can't do?


Recognize a successful product.
2013-10-21 07:23:38 PM  
1 votes:
Hey guys, I think I'm getting sick.  Should I talk to a doctor according to what my employer-based health insurance dictates, or should I e-mail my company's IT department?  Their website is way better than Kaiser Permanente's
2013-10-21 07:23:08 PM  
1 votes:
Steve Jobs would have had Xerox cure his cancer. Xerox--is there anything they can't do?
2013-10-21 07:22:40 PM  
1 votes:
Can I get last year's Obamacare in a new plastic case?
2013-10-21 07:15:23 PM  
1 votes:
Jobs would state that there's no problem with the website, and it's not their fault if you're logging in the wrong way.
2013-10-21 07:15:21 PM  
1 votes:
A low-cost multi-tiered product with safeguards to protect the consumer is anathema to Steve Jobs. Apple's vision of health care is an empty hospital where patients spend thousands of dollars to stand in line and be told by a 'Medi-Wizard' that broken legs can't be mended but they'll sell you a wheelchair.
2013-10-21 06:14:59 PM  
1 votes:
The headline made me think of organ transplant teams digging up Steve Jobs and putting a new pancreas in him, which is sort of a funny mental image until you realize there's probably a portion of his estate that is dedicated to that very activity.
2013-10-21 05:20:22 PM  
1 votes:
I have farted better articles than what I just read.
 
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