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(ABC)   Headline: How would Steve Jobs fix Obamacare? Solution: Step 1: Second Coming. Step 2: New Pancreas. Step 3: There is no step three because he's dead, not Jesus   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 120
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2013-10-21 11:51:27 PM
If we're going to ask random tech superstars how to fix Obamacare, I think we'd be better off with Elon Musk.
 
2013-10-21 11:57:32 PM
"The websites, or healthcare exchanges, through which millions of Americans are to buy health insurance are severely broken, keeping many uninsured people from acquiring affordable health care."

Wait... Stop the farking presses! Now they are admitting not only that people need insurance but that Obamacare will give those same people "affordable health care"? The GOP really REALLY needs a farking continuity editor. Their "message" is doubling back on itself, kind of like the Worm Orobourous, just the other day, the complaint was that a woman was having trouble confirming her American citizenship, which knocks down another one of their claims; That illegals can get Obamacare with no validation of their immigrant status.
 
2013-10-22 12:03:18 AM

Lawnchair: Having dealt with the evolution of iTunes (apparently it was largely Steve's baby, he kept scuttling plans to make it work more sanely), I think healthcare.gov could well have been worse.


Or it would have started off better than anything else in existence, integrating seamlessly with both existing infrastructure and specialty devices new to the market.

Then it would have slowly gone downhill, eventually being a bloated pile of shiat that stripped out the most functional and user friendly parts for no reason and shifting its focus into how the consumer can be a squeezed for every last cent.
 
2013-10-22 12:11:42 AM
I love satire.
 
2013-10-22 12:19:46 AM

Mentat: He would scream at his employees and force them to work 48 hour shifts until it was done and then claim credit for their work?


This (is what I was going to post but you beat me to it).
 
2013-10-22 12:21:33 AM
It would have awesome round corners.
 
2013-10-22 12:40:43 AM

El Pachuco: Testiclaw: machodonkeywrestler: Fark keeps cutting off the end of my

Johnson! Johnson! Where is that guy? Hey, what is that over there, some kind of

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Ah the days of "Let me show you my Wang" and "fried Wyse" are but a misty memory.
 
2013-10-22 12:41:54 AM
How about a single prayer? With proper candor and firm faith, that ought to work for everyone.
 
2013-10-22 12:44:50 AM

Isitoveryet: Guntram Shatterhand: Why do we treat this lunatic like some kind of genius, again?

we Idolize the rich.


This week on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous: We show you how the rich are better than you are!
 
2013-10-22 12:47:12 AM

Mikey1969: "The websites, or healthcare exchanges, through which millions of Americans are to buy health insurance are severely broken, keeping many uninsured people from acquiring affordable health care."

Wait... Stop the farking presses! Now they are admitting not only that people need insurance but that Obamacare will give those same people "affordable health care"? The GOP really REALLY needs a farking continuity editor. Their "message" is doubling back on itself, kind of like the Worm Orobourous, just the other day, the complaint was that a woman was having trouble confirming her American citizenship, which knocks down another one of their claims; That illegals can get Obamacare with no validation of their immigrant status.


Do you have a hard time distinguishing between an ABC news reporter and "the GOP?"  I'm not surprised.
 
2013-10-22 12:51:46 AM
Seriously, when is the Steve Jobs worship going to stop?
 
2013-10-22 01:36:31 AM

optikeye: One thing that contributed to Job's demise was him being a hard head delaying therapy recommended by his doctors and instead opting for Diet, meditation, Eastern Herbal treatments, acupuncture and spiritualism and delaying traditional treatment until the cancer got a foothold in his body.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/8841347/Steve-Jobs-regre tt ed-trying-to-beat-cancer-with-alternative-medicine-for-so-long.html


I always thought it went more like this

www.heavyblogisheavy.com
 
2013-10-22 02:16:31 AM

Fart_Machine: Outsource it to China?

 
2013-10-22 02:20:28 AM
Not Jesus?

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/oblig.
 
2013-10-22 02:35:47 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: It galls me that Steve Jobs is such a farking icon of my industry. It makes me want to move to the moon, where there are no computers.


I prefer to think of Steve Jobs as the guy who helped to bring Steve Wozniak's work to the market.
 
2013-10-22 02:40:42 AM
i1199.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-22 04:38:09 AM

Isitoveryet: Guntram Shatterhand: Why do we treat this lunatic like some kind of genius, again?

we Idolize the rich.


Actually, thinking on it, it's more that we idolize assholes.
 
2013-10-22 04:47:40 AM
Steve Jobs was a fashion designer for technology ffs, and a giant asshole. Nothing else.
 
2013-10-22 12:15:09 PM
4. prophet
 
2013-10-23 01:41:07 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Steve Jobs was a fashion designer for technology ffs, and a giant asshole. Nothing else.


But rich. Makes you think, huh?
 
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