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(NBC News)   President Obama halts speech on healthcare to help a woman who was about to collapse on the stage, continuing trend of giving away free healthcare   (nbcnews.com) divider line 302
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2013-10-21 03:15:47 PM  
Already one is dependent on the government.  What hast thou wrought, Obama?!
 
2013-10-21 03:20:26 PM  
FOX News version:
Woman terrified by Obamacare Death Panel; Faints during mandatory euthanasia pre-screening assembly.
 
2013-10-21 03:22:37 PM  

Highroller48: FOX News version:
Woman terrified by Obamacare Death Panel; Faints during mandatory euthanasia pre-screening assembly.


CNN:
Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama
 
2013-10-21 03:22:57 PM  
johnnycat.files.wordpress.com

"Sometimes that Obama, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about Obama... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he hosts a press conference, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."
 
2013-10-21 03:26:24 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.
 
2013-10-21 03:28:38 PM  
She's a plant.  Just there to intentionally swoon so Obama can swoop in to save her and get a ratings boost.
 
2013-10-21 03:30:46 PM  
Rush Limbaugh will be calling her a Liberal plant and a slut by tomorrow.
 
2013-10-21 03:30:51 PM  
FreeperLand version:

Obongo fumbles speech to grope white woman.
 
2013-10-21 03:34:14 PM  

xanadian: She's a plant.  Just there to intentionally swoon so Obama can swoop in to save her and get a ratings boost.


Somebody will probably claim that the patch on her arm was specifically there for that purpose.
 
2013-10-21 03:34:47 PM  
She looks pregnant. That plus heat or stress can definitely make you woozy. I saw a 3 or 4 month pregnant student nearly hit the ground while waiting in line at registration when I was in college. Fortunately, the guy behind her caught her.

/csb
 
2013-10-21 03:35:47 PM  

vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.


CNN: MSNBC reports that woman was moved to swoon by Obama's presence.  Let's see what celebrities are saying about it on Twitter!
 
2013-10-21 03:36:57 PM  

mrshowrules: Rush Limbaugh will be calling her a Liberal plant and a slut by tomorrow.


That's an AIDS faint if I ever saw one.
 
2013-10-21 03:37:13 PM  

MrBallou: FreeperLand version:

Obongo fumbles speech to grope white woman.


Obama thinks he's Jesus, tries to 'heal' white Muslim non-believer.
 
2013-10-21 03:42:44 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: xanadian: She's a plant.  Just there to intentionally swoon so Obama can swoop in to save her and get a ratings boost.

Somebody will probably claim that the patch on her arm was specifically there for that purpose.


Someone will probably claim that one of the people behind him saw the teleprompter warning it was about to happen.
 
2013-10-21 03:43:00 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: She looks pregnant. That plus heat or stress can definitely make you woozy. I saw a 3 or 4 month pregnant student nearly hit the ground while waiting in line at registration when I was in college. Fortunately, the guy behind her caught her.

/csb


Another article stated that she is pregnant.
 
2013-10-21 03:43:25 PM  

serial_crusher: vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.

CNN: MSNBC reports that woman was moved to swoon by Obama's presence.  Let's see what celebrities are saying about it on Twitter!


Wolf Blitzer will interview a hologram of the woman tonight
 
2013-10-21 03:45:17 PM  
 
2013-10-21 03:46:30 PM  
WND version: Did Obama intentionally give audience plant an overdose of Fluke tablets to send a message to Ted Cruz's family?
 
2013-10-21 03:48:07 PM  

WI241TH: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: xanadian: She's a plant.  Just there to intentionally swoon so Obama can swoop in to save her and get a ratings boost.

Somebody will probably claim that the patch on her arm was specifically there for that purpose.

Someone will probably claim that one of the people behind him saw the teleprompter warning it was about to happen.


It does seem convenient that he turned and immediately extended his arms to catch her right as she started falling.  Like some kind of Obamasense kicked in and warned him of impending danger, like some kind of Superherobama
 
2013-10-21 03:51:02 PM  

serial_crusher: It does seem convenient that he turned and immediately extended his arms to catch her right as she started falling. Like some kind of Obamasense kicked in and warned him of impending danger, like some kind of Superherobama


There must be a monitor to his right, or the guy has some impressive peripheral vision.
 
2013-10-21 03:51:34 PM  

serial_crusher: WI241TH: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: xanadian: She's a plant.  Just there to intentionally swoon so Obama can swoop in to save her and get a ratings boost.

Somebody will probably claim that the patch on her arm was specifically there for that purpose.

Someone will probably claim that one of the people behind him saw the teleprompter warning it was about to happen.

It does seem convenient that he turned and immediately extended his arms to catch her right as she started falling.  Like some kind of Obamasense kicked in and warned him of impending danger, like some kind of Superherobama


I thought he was The Batman, not The Spider-Man.
 
2013-10-21 03:53:43 PM  

vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.


well, to be fair, CNN sometimes uses "facts" and thus might feel liberal to your average fox viewer.
 
2013-10-21 03:53:52 PM  

mrshowrules: I thought he was The Batman, not The Spider-Man.


Well he is Spiderman's buddy...

But so is Peter Parker!!!

img30.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-21 03:55:10 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: serial_crusher: It does seem convenient that he turned and immediately extended his arms to catch her right as she started falling. Like some kind of Obamasense kicked in and warned him of impending danger, like some kind of Superherobama

There must be a monitor to his right, or the guy has some impressive peripheral vision.


I figure someone in the audience must have pointed or made a gesture that caught his attention. That, or he's a demon.
 
2013-10-21 03:57:36 PM  

vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.


true that.  CNN would have said Obama fainted and the woman had to perform mouth-to-mouth.
 
2013-10-21 04:01:04 PM  
Newsmax:

Smelling salt companies HATE this!!!
 
2013-10-21 04:01:32 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: mrshowrules: I thought he was The Batman, not The Spider-Man.

Well he is Spiderman's buddy...

But so is Peter Parker!!!

[img30.imageshack.us image 312x161]


Spider Man = Peter Parker = Spider's Man's Buddy = Obama

OMG.  You just solved it.  I hope the don't disappear you.
 
2013-10-21 04:03:50 PM  

miss diminutive: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: serial_crusher: It does seem convenient that he turned and immediately extended his arms to catch her right as she started falling. Like some kind of Obamasense kicked in and warned him of impending danger, like some kind of Superherobama

There must be a monitor to his right, or the guy has some impressive peripheral vision.

I figure someone in the audience must have pointed or made a gesture that caught his attention. That, or he's a demon.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-21 04:04:10 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 04:04:12 PM  

mrshowrules: The Stealth Hippopotamus: mrshowrules: I thought he was The Batman, not The Spider-Man.

Well he is Spiderman's buddy...

But so is Peter Parker!!!

[img30.imageshack.us image 312x161]

Spider Man = Peter Parker = Spider's Man's Buddy = Obama

OMG.  You just solved it.  I hope the don't disappear you.


So does that mean that Doc Ock is the President?!
 
2013-10-21 04:06:46 PM  

ManateeGag: vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.

true that.  CNN would have said Obama fainted and the woman had to perform mouth-to-mouth.


CNN is reporting that there are cars with tinted out windows going onto the White House grounds and there is a Secret Service agent jogging on the North Lawn. We can only speculate that this means that this probably has something to do with the situation or not.
 
2013-10-21 04:07:59 PM  

ManateeGag: vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.

true that.  CNN would have said Obama fainted and the woman had to perform mouth-to-mouth.


Man faints after scoring hole in one at Obama golf tournament.

Wait we're hearing now that it wasn't a hole in one
We're hearing now that it was a healthcare speech not a golf tournament
We're hearing now that it was a woman.
What we know at this stage is that it was a man or a woman and something definitely has happened.
 
2013-10-21 04:08:21 PM  
Everybody gets one?
 
2013-10-21 04:11:21 PM  

Tigger: ManateeGag: vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.

true that.  CNN would have said Obama fainted and the woman had to perform mouth-to-mouth.

Man faints after scoring hole in one at Obama golf tournament.

Wait we're hearing now that it wasn't a hole in one
We're hearing now that it was a healthcare speech not a golf tournament
We're hearing now that it was a woman.
What we know at this stage is that it was a man or a woman and something definitely has happened.


Excuse me Wolf, but we're going to go to Candy Crawley right now with reaction to what we think has happened... actually, no, we're going to go to the big board with an infographic of tweets from Miley Cyrus.
 
2013-10-21 04:16:05 PM  
Staged.
 
2013-10-21 04:22:54 PM  
Well, I wandered over to freeperland to see what they had to say.  Consensus there: it was staged.  The comments are the usual nonsense that you would expect but I had to share this gem:

This happens often. His farts are really nasty.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3081726/posts

Has our Fartbama meme finally crossed over to the next dimension?  I like to think it has.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 04:23:20 PM  

SlothB77: Staged.


Poe's Law or honest opinion?  You be the judge kids.
 
2013-10-21 04:25:09 PM  

SlothB77: Staged.


The demoncraps are trying so hard to make us believe Obama is some sort of "human being," and not some sort of devil anti-christ. LOL! You're not fooling anybody!
 
2013-10-21 04:26:33 PM  
socialisms! monster!! he tried to kill that poor womman!
 
2013-10-21 04:26:41 PM  

Highroller48: FOX News version:
Woman terrified by Obamacare Death Panel; Faints during mandatory euthanasia pre-screening assembly.


free republic version:
libtard (unprintable) weak-kneed (unprintable) over NoBama Give Away
 
2013-10-21 04:27:10 PM  
False flag!
 
2013-10-21 04:27:31 PM  

mrshowrules: SlothB77: Staged.

Poe's Law or honest opinion?  You be the judge kids.


Nobody gives a shiat what he says, so it really doesn't matter
 
2013-10-21 04:27:47 PM  
 
2013-10-21 04:27:54 PM  
image.blingee.com
 
2013-10-21 04:28:38 PM  
media3.s-nbcnews.com

Betty Rubble wore it better.
 
2013-10-21 04:28:44 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Bathia_Mapes: Another article stated that she is pregnant.

Pregnant and type 1 diabetes.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/21/woman-who-fainted-during-obamas-sp ee ch-has-type-1-diabetes-pregnant/


obviously she should have been home and barefoot rather than being all political
(i've so got to stop going to conservative sites)
 
2013-10-21 04:28:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Highroller48: FOX News version:
Woman terrified by Obamacare Death Panel; Faints during mandatory euthanasia pre-screening assembly.

CNN:
Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama


Cracked.com: 10 big things about president's speeches most people didn't know! (Spread out over 3 pages).
 
2013-10-21 04:30:09 PM  
What would the point of staging this *BE*, if it was staged? He's not farking running for re-election!
 
2013-10-21 04:30:11 PM  

vartian: The Stealth Hippopotamus:CNN: Woman moved to swoon by presence of Obama

MSNBC. CNN is not the liberal Fox News.


And neither is MSNBC, no matter how much the Freepers want it to be.
 
2013-10-21 04:30:28 PM  

impaler: SlothB77: Staged.

The demoncraps are trying so hard to make us believe Obama is some sort of "human being," and not some sort of devil anti-christ. LOL! You're not fooling anybody!


I lol'd at demoncraps.
 
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