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(Daily Mail)   Hands-on researchers find that healthy breasts are about two or three years older than the rest of the body (Possibly Not safe for work image in article)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2013-10-21 04:03:48 PM
Might be worth noting that a pic in the article could probably be considered NSFW...
 
2013-10-21 04:04:07 PM
Probably-NSFW pic in article.  But, since it's a Daily Mail article about breasts, you should've expected that.
 
2013-10-21 04:12:10 PM
FTFA: Saggy, wrinkled breasts? Blame the biological clock:

Saggy, wrinkled breasts? Fine with me--you earned them. And that mom's pooch too. We're good to go. :-)
 
2013-10-21 04:21:01 PM
That's a pretty cool picture, actually.
 
2013-10-21 04:27:16 PM
Unless your work place doesn't mind complete side nudity with a fully exposed and somewhat perky nipple, there is nothing "possibly" NSFW about that picture.
 
2013-10-21 04:31:45 PM
*in best Glenn Campbell croon*

I am an premature aging boob wranglerman for the counteeeeeee....
 
2013-10-21 04:54:07 PM
I'll get us started.

What healthy breasts might look like:
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2013-10-21 05:04:22 PM
Where did they go?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-21 05:06:23 PM
This requires more research.
 
2013-10-21 05:07:43 PM
If true, when looking at a woman as a whole, the older much more mature breast should be the "voice" of reason and decision-making for a women.  And since they so yearn for the affection and touch of a handsome, charming, intelligent, delightful, and modest young man such as myself, the line forms to my left, ladies.  All shapes and sizes welcome
/not you, sir.
 
2013-10-21 05:08:33 PM
Looks like it's time to fap.

Fap fap fap fap...
 
2013-10-21 05:09:25 PM
I wouldn't be clicking articles about breasts at work anyway.  It's just common sense.

/then again I'm unemployed
 
2013-10-21 05:09:37 PM
That's odd. When I'm around breasts, I act 20 years younger.
 
2013-10-21 05:09:38 PM
you had me with the combo of boobs and a NSFW image
 
2013-10-21 05:09:46 PM
Oh so when you see a teen girl who has boobs of a 20+ year old, then they are healthy.
 
2013-10-21 05:11:09 PM
Soon enough they'll be able to 3D print new ones as replacements. Technology assisting in the dream of life extension!
 
2013-10-21 05:13:06 PM
Possibly Not safe for work image in article

Shut up and take my click!
 
2013-10-21 05:13:13 PM

Pocket Ninja: Unless your work place doesn't mind complete side nudity with a fully exposed and somewhat perky nipple, there is nothing "possibly" NSFW about that picture.


Just put a quote around your description of the picture and that's actually written as the limit for internet decency at my work. non-perky nipples are a no-no.
 
2013-10-21 05:14:31 PM
nope, not mine. perky as fark
 
2013-10-21 05:17:28 PM
But do they bounce on his Italian leather sofa?
 
2013-10-21 05:18:08 PM

VivianVivisect: nope, not mine. perky as fark


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-10-21 05:19:14 PM
Healthy breasts are about two or three years older than the rest of the body

So my breasts could have been driving at 14?
 
2013-10-21 05:20:04 PM
Cells die. We jst need to find a way to rejuvenate them.

We need a boob spray gun, like the skin spray gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/02/spray-on-skin-gun_n_817776.h t ml

Or maybe ELECTRICITY!!!
 
2013-10-21 05:21:03 PM

blatz514: Where did they go?


Odd choice for a stock photo, since she won't have to worry about sagging.
 
2013-10-21 05:21:15 PM

cwheelie: VivianVivisect: nope, not mine. perky as fark

How YOU doin'?


fine, thank you i'm getting over the flu it was Gnarly and you?
 
2013-10-21 05:30:03 PM
are BIE threads still a thing?
 
WGJ
2013-10-21 05:36:59 PM

miss diminutive: Healthy breasts are about two or three years older than the rest of the body

So my breasts could have been driving at 14?


The boys crazy? Yes they probably were.
 
2013-10-21 05:38:06 PM
What's BIE? Boobs In Everything?
 
2013-10-21 05:43:17 PM

GreenSun: What's BIE? Boobs In Everything?


Also known as heaven.
 
2013-10-21 05:47:05 PM
Soooooo. Even though she says she's 16, it's still ok to look, because her tits are of age?
 
2013-10-21 05:50:13 PM

sendtodave: Cells die. We jst need to find a way to rejuvenate them.

We need a boob spray gun, like the skin spray gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/02/spray-on-skin-gun_n_817776.h t ml

Or maybe ELECTRICITY!!!


hormone patches?
 
2013-10-21 05:50:45 PM

GiraffeWaffles: Soooooo. Even though she says she's 16, it's still ok to look, because her tits are of age?


Exactly what I was thinking.  They said 3 years though, so 15 is ok too.

What?

I'll have a seat over there...
 
2013-10-21 05:52:05 PM

Elegy: I'll get us started.


You, sir, are a credit to Farktm.
 
2013-10-21 05:56:59 PM
How many people in this thread remember having Foobies links on the main page?
 
2013-10-21 05:59:18 PM

Whatthefark: How many people in this thread remember having Foobies links on the main page?


I remember that, but I really miss the Music tab
 
2013-10-21 06:00:44 PM
I swear officer, I had no idea she was fifteen. But her tits were for sure 18!
 
2013-10-21 06:03:41 PM
Yes, in the United States of Jesus it would be considered NSFW.
 
2013-10-21 06:04:52 PM

Elegy: I'll get us started.

What healthy breasts might look like:
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW


a shame we don't know where those gifs are from. you know, for research..
 
2013-10-21 06:05:17 PM

Calmamity: That's a pretty cool picture, actually.


Time for naked thin women is always now, I gather.

Oh, and go for the perky As and Bs. They wear better, longer, by which I mean not worse and not longer.
 
2013-10-21 06:06:50 PM

Elegy: I'll get us started.

What healthy breasts might look like:
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW


Nice .gifliciousness there. Anyone else hear a faint "wakawakawaka" in the background?
 
2013-10-21 06:09:11 PM

VivianVivisect: nope, not mine. perky as fark


Must see to confirm
 
2013-10-21 06:09:22 PM
Whar pics of healthy breasts, whar?
 
2013-10-21 06:11:56 PM
Actually, they were Mormons.  You know, the same cult that brought us Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck.
 
2013-10-21 06:12:12 PM
More and more I'm becoming convinced that the spouse is right about one thing; breasts are magical.
 
2013-10-21 06:17:58 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Actually, they were Mormons.  You know, the same cult that brought us Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck.


Sorry, wrong thread.
 
2013-10-21 06:19:08 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Some Coke Drinking Guy: Actually, they were Mormons.  You know, the same cult that brought us Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck.

Sorry, wrong thread.


No, makes perfect sense, Mormons and Boobs seem to fit just perfect.
 
2013-10-21 06:22:27 PM
Why is this not a BIE thread? EIP just in case.
 
2013-10-21 06:24:14 PM

Sgygus: Elegy: I'll get us started.

You, sir, are a credit to Farktm.


That's not what the people in the politics tab say about me.

Fark: Divided in politics but united in boobs.

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2013-10-21 06:25:37 PM
As my fiancé gets older, her gigantic breasts seem to get younger and firmer. Weird
 
2013-10-21 06:26:50 PM

theorellior: Soon enough they'll be able to 3D print new ones as replacements. Technology assisting in the dream of life extension!


Well, it sure sounds like you are a 3D printed boob...
 
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