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(Dayton Daily News)   Don't go looking for vibrators in this Muslim-friendly sex shop   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 20
    More: Amusing, Muslims, Turkey, sex shops, sexual ethics, Erdogan  
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9697 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Oct 2013 at 4:14 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-21 04:15:43 PM  
11 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop

nope. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't sound right.


It does if you read it while in a conga-line rhythm in a Ricky Ricardo voice.

Muslim friendly SEX shop!
Muslim friendly SEX shop!
1-2-3-4 SEX shop!
2-2-3-4 SEX shop!
C'mon everyone on the Lido Deck join in!

Muslim friendly SEX shop!....
2013-10-21 04:20:08 PM  
10 votes:
I am guessing that it is like a normal sex shop but without all the porking?
2013-10-21 04:32:13 PM  
5 votes:

lectos: I am guessing that it is like a normal sex shop but without all the porking?


i.imgur.com
2013-10-21 04:41:32 PM  
3 votes:
Did you expect Islamic sex toys to tick?

www.travelsnitch.org
2013-10-21 04:17:12 PM  
3 votes:
Come for the sexy hijabs, stay for... uh, more of them.
2013-10-21 04:16:00 PM  
3 votes:
Is it just an empty store?
2013-10-21 04:58:03 PM  
2 votes:
thumbs.dreamstime.com
2013-10-21 04:02:54 PM  
2 votes:
Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop

nope. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't sound right.
2013-10-21 03:59:37 PM  
2 votes:
.... but expect plenty of hookahs!
2013-10-21 09:52:20 PM  
1 votes:
special20:
Here is what is forbidden:
- Sex before marriage
- Sex with someone other than your spouse
- Anal Sex
- Menstrual Sex
- Homosexuality
- Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan
- Sex while on the Holy Pilgrimage to the city of Makkah, Saudi Arabia.

Allah forbids you to do those things. He apparently must look the other way when it comes to dildos, and other sorts of devices people have sex with. So long as you stick to the above rules, Allah don't mind. Just toss him a wink and a nod at the next service, no problem.



Wow, Mohammed really was a farking small, pathetic man, wasn't he?  I guess that's why he married a nine year old.

fumaga.com
2013-10-21 07:21:43 PM  
1 votes:
Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan

Fark!  No wonder these people are always pissed off.



ROFL, had to read that twice, I thought at fist it said Sex while FISTING in the Holy Month of Ramadan
2013-10-21 06:38:51 PM  
1 votes:
Where are the inflatable goats?
2013-10-21 05:43:11 PM  
1 votes:
Do they carry the "Pound Me Prophet" Muhammad dildo?
2013-10-21 05:09:45 PM  
1 votes:
None too pleased about the lack of halal.

www.britishbattles.com
2013-10-21 04:55:56 PM  
1 votes:
Guaranteed to rock the casbah
2013-10-21 04:42:04 PM  
1 votes:
Fifty Shade of Burka.
2013-10-21 04:25:28 PM  
1 votes:

brap: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop
Muslim-friendly sex shop

nope. No matter how many times you say it, it doesn't sound right.

It does if you read it while in a conga-line rhythm in a Ricky Ricardo voice.

Muslim friendly SEX shop!
Muslim friendly SEX shop!
1-2-3-4 SEX shop!
2-2-3-4 SEX shop!
C'mon everyone on the Lido Deck join in!

Muslim friendly SEX shop!....


That, my good man, that is comedy effing gold, right there.

I think that last laughter-induced fart was even lumpy, it was that funnay. My boss will just have to deal with me going home for a change of boxers.

+1, would chortle again
2013-10-21 04:24:05 PM  
1 votes:

brap: It does if you read it while in a conga-line rhythm in a Ricky Ricardo voice.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD, BRAP
2013-10-21 04:23:37 PM  
1 votes:
Here is what is forbidden:
- Sex before marriage
- Sex with someone other than your spouse
- Anal Sex
- Menstrual Sex
- Homosexuality
- Sex while Fasting in the Holy Month of Ramadan
- Sex while on the Holy Pilgrimage to the city of Makkah, Saudi Arabia.

Allah forbids you to do those things. He apparently must look the other way when it comes to dildos, and other sorts of devices people have sex with. So long as you stick to the above rules, Allah don't mind. Just toss him a wink and a nod at the next service, no problem.
2013-10-21 04:22:26 PM  
1 votes:
They are neck massagers.
 
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