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(NFL)   Can a new uniform keep Josh Freeman from breaking the Delhomme Meter? Will Adrian Peterson even have to run against a lousy Giants D? Will anyone make it past halftime and be sober? It's time for Monday Night Football (8:30pm ESPN)   (nfl.com) divider line 1292
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2013-10-21 02:09:44 PM
Also, how many more pick-sixes can Manning throw tonight?
 
2013-10-21 02:30:11 PM
Will I get stuck in traffic going past the stadium on the way home?

Probably.
 
2013-10-21 02:30:38 PM
When I saw this game on the schedule I thought it might be a match-up of division leaders.  Instead they have exactly one win between them.

The Giants have to get a win sooner or later.  But Eli Manning looks terrible.  Nick Foles level terrible.  He can't be healthy.
 
2013-10-21 03:10:18 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-21 03:13:42 PM
I hope Freeman does well with the Vikings.
 
2013-10-21 03:16:17 PM
Sweetness!  3/3 on MNF headline submissions!  :D
 
2013-10-21 03:17:05 PM
I believe this game will be this years Anti-Superbowl.
 
2013-10-21 03:41:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also, how many more pick-sixes can Manning throw tonight?


i don't dislike Eli or the Giants, but, yeah, I hope he has at least one, just for what should be the greatest Manningface ever.
 
2013-10-21 03:42:35 PM

Nadie_AZ: I hope Freeman does well with the Vikings.



yeah, whatever the reason(s) for his regression, he seems like a good guy and was really hung out to dry by the organization.  when he was good, he was fun to watch.  i'd like to see him once again become a upper second tier QB because, well, like i siad, he was fun to watch when he was good.
 
2013-10-21 03:56:13 PM
Can a new uniform keep Josh Freeman from breaking the Delhomme Meter? Will Adrian Peterson even have to run against a lousy Giants D? Will anyone make it past halftime and be sober? Will anybody be even watching this tonight? It's time for Monday Night FootballBoring Bowl '13: Exploiting A Weakness In Setting Primetime Matchups Before Season Starts (8:30pm ESPN)
 
2013-10-21 04:02:04 PM

JerseyTim: Will I get stuck in traffic going past the stadium on the way home?

Probably.


oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(
 
2013-10-21 04:23:35 PM
i am hoping that a drunk male douchebag giants fan from jersey punches a sweet hot blonde scandinavian female vikings fan so we can all make fun of people from new york and new jersey again.
 
2013-10-21 04:32:28 PM
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
 
2013-10-21 04:38:36 PM

DanZero: Boring Bowl '13: Exploiting A Weakness In Setting Primetime Matchups Before Season Starts


BORING? Have you stopped to consider the complete bee circus this could turn into? I think this game has a lot of potential when it comes to entertainment value.*


*not applicable to Giants fans
 
2013-10-21 04:49:02 PM

SlothB77: so we can all make fun of people from new york and new jersey again


I did not know that required a special occasion.
 
2013-10-21 04:58:10 PM

Di Atribe: DanZero: Boring Bowl '13: Exploiting A Weakness In Setting Primetime Matchups Before Season Starts

BORING? Have you stopped to consider the complete bee circus this could turn into? I think this game has a lot of potential when it comes to entertainment value.*


*not applicable to Giants fans


And now I have an idea for my next startup. Bee circuses.
 
2013-10-21 05:10:43 PM

ManateeGag: oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(


The whole city!?
 
2013-10-21 05:50:26 PM

JerseyTim: ManateeGag: oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(

The whole city!?


He's VERY popular
 
2013-10-21 05:51:28 PM

error 303: Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.


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Wake up and smell the ashes
 
2013-10-21 05:53:29 PM
 
2013-10-21 05:57:07 PM

Di Atribe: JerseyTim: ManateeGag: oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(

The whole city!?

He's VERY popular


Of course, now I realize my comment made no sense.
 
2013-10-21 06:06:20 PM

ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Will I get stuck in traffic going past the stadium on the way home?

Probably.

oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(


Is that anything like Spatula City?
 
2013-10-21 06:12:06 PM
This is gonna be a snoozefest. I'm pretty sure this thread is going to be more entertaining, so instead of watching the game, I'll just come in here and laugh.
 
2013-10-21 06:12:23 PM

neuroflare: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Will I get stuck in traffic going past the stadium on the way home?

Probably.

oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(

Is that anything like Spatula City?


Do they have the buy 4 and get the fifth for a penny sale?
 
2013-10-21 06:13:52 PM

SlothB77: i am hoping that a drunk male douchebag giants fan from jersey punches a sweet hot blonde scandinavian female vikings fan so we can all make fun of people from new york and new jersey again.


Leave NJ out of it, lol, that douche is a bartender from Long Island.
 
2013-10-21 06:15:37 PM
Week 7 Delhomme Leaderboard on Monday Night

Matt Barkley, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-10-21 06:25:59 PM

robsul82: Week 7 Delhomme Leaderboard on Monday Night

Matt Barkley, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (3 INT)
Ryan Tannehill, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0 (2 INT, FUM)

*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Eli Manning, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Josh Freeman, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Can we use the WWENFL APP to determine what happens to the QB that breaks this week's record rating?

/I vote tables match  :D
 
2013-10-21 06:26:54 PM
This has been a crappy week for the Jake. I hope Eli can bring the Thunder and set things Right again.
 
2013-10-21 06:33:06 PM
I was almost hoping that my fantasy players in late games yeaterday would tank so I'd have a reason to watch tonight. Nope. Won both games handily, so AP is just gravy. Maybe I'll hop on the treadmill or something.
 
2013-10-21 06:56:22 PM

netweavr: This has been a crappy week for the Jake. I hope Eli can bring the Thunder and set things Right again.

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'Bloody Bill is what they call me.  Redlegs?  Where goin up to Kansas Joisey and set things a'right.'
 
2013-10-21 06:58:55 PM
I need Cruz to fumble a lot and the Minn kicker to hit like 4 50 yard fieldgoals. Damn fantasy.
 
2013-10-21 07:00:34 PM

netweavr: This has been a crappy week for the Jake. I hope Eli can bring the Thunder and set things Right again.


yeah, like i said above, for the Manningface implications alone, i want one of those "Eli being Eli" games.  you know.  206, 2TD, 4INT.
 
2013-10-21 07:05:29 PM

Nadie_AZ: neuroflare: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: Will I get stuck in traffic going past the stadium on the way home?

Probably.

oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(

Is that anything like Spatula City?

Do they have the buy 4 and get the fifth for a penny sale?


you bet your ass
 
2013-10-21 07:08:45 PM
I only need Randle to get two points to win this week.

/74-75 and he's out of players, but Yahoo! still gives him 8% chance of winning, lol
 
2013-10-21 07:14:23 PM

OregonVet: I only need Randle to get two points to win this week.

/74-75 and he's out of players, but Yahoo! still gives him 8% chance of winning, lol


You really going to throw that jinx on the table with all the injuries this week?
 
2013-10-21 07:21:45 PM

netweavr: OregonVet: I only need Randle to get two points to win this week.

/74-75 and he's out of players, but Yahoo! still gives him 8% chance of winning, lol

You really going to throw that jinx on the table with all the injuries this week?


Well, full disclosure, I also have Peterson on the other side of the ball. LOL
 
2013-10-21 07:29:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-21 07:39:47 PM
Alright, I need Hakeem Nicks and Blair Walsh to put up a combined 31 points.

/Stupid Foster hamstring.
 
2013-10-21 07:46:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-21 07:47:05 PM
We may need to add some more levels to the Fark Football Scale for this one.  What's beyond "full potato"?
 
2013-10-21 07:47:12 PM
After the day I've had, I could really use a giant beer and some good footba....Giants/Vikings? Sh*t. Alright, I could really use a giant beer.
 
2013-10-21 07:48:00 PM
I'm giddily excited for how bad this game just might be. My prediction is the Vikings eke it out on the back of Petersonand fewer pick-sixes than the Giants. Take the Over.
 
2013-10-21 07:48:52 PM
I need Adrian Peterson to put up less than 26 points.

Not sure if that means I'm rooting for the Giants, but that's the situation.
 
2013-10-21 07:49:13 PM
Kick the can would be more entertaining than this.
 
2013-10-21 07:53:36 PM

eddievercetti: Kick the can would be more entertaining than this.


Kicking can-can dancers would be more entertaining than this.
 
2013-10-21 07:54:32 PM
Giants are going to win after Eli throws his 5th and game winning touchdown pass with 3 seconds to go. It's the only way.
 
2013-10-21 07:55:30 PM
I have a feeling about this game.
 
2013-10-21 07:56:41 PM

libranoelrose: I have a feeling about this game.


Good feeling?  Bad feeling?  Morose feeling?  Gassy feeling?  Felonous feeling?
 
2013-10-21 07:57:09 PM

JerseyTim: ManateeGag: oh, fark me with a spoon!  I have to go to farking Jersey City tonight! :(

The whole city!?


Hes gonna need boner pills
 
2013-10-21 07:59:05 PM

ariseatex: I need Adrian Peterson to put up less than 26 points.

Not sure if that means I'm rooting for the Giants, but that's the situation.


I caught myself saying "Nooooo" yesterday when Peyton hit Orange Julius for a TD and the fantasy 6 points against me. I immediately followed it by a "Yay!", but the damage was done. And the Broncos lost. I'm sorry everyone, it's my fault.
 
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