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(Guardian)   Morrissey clarifies that he's a "humansexual", and he wants to be loved, just like everybody else does   (theguardian.com) divider line 53
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-21 03:41:52 PM  
And what's the scientific name for human? Homo.
 
2013-10-21 03:43:05 PM  
He'll catch something he might be ashamed of.
 
2013-10-21 03:46:53 PM  
He is flamboyantly boring.
 
2013-10-21 03:47:35 PM  
His music says nothing to me about my life.
 
2013-10-21 03:47:48 PM  
He's "teh ghey"; big deal.

That said, he truly IS a meat-eater.
 
2013-10-21 03:50:46 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: He's "teh ghey"; big deal.


Actually not.  He's bounced between dating men and dating women for years.  But saying "I'm bisexual" freaks out gays and straights alike.
 
2013-10-21 03:51:30 PM  

devilEther: His music says nothing to me about my life.


Hang the Moz, hang the Moz, hang the Moz.
 
2013-10-21 03:51:56 PM  
How can you say he goes about things the wrong way?
 
2013-10-21 03:52:53 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Walt_Jizzney: He's "teh ghey"; big deal.

Actually not.  He's bounced between dating men and dating women for years.  But saying "I'm bisexual" freaks out gays and straights alike.


Beards.

:P
 
2013-10-21 03:54:07 PM  
I like a few of his songs, but I want to kick this guy right in his mangina.
 
Ant
2013-10-21 03:57:25 PM  
You people shut your mouths. How can you say he goes about things the wrong way?
 
2013-10-21 03:57:31 PM  
Apparently, meat is just a misdemeanour.
 
2013-10-21 04:01:51 PM  
Who let him out of his Tupperware?
 
2013-10-21 04:02:37 PM  
There's already a word describing this sort of love: it's called "pansexual".
 
2013-10-21 04:09:37 PM  
Can't we just collectively ignore this thing already?
 
2013-10-21 04:15:47 PM  
He missed his calling as a studio voice for Jim Henson Studios.  I guess that other gig worked out, though.
 
2013-10-21 04:17:09 PM  
Just finished his book, Autobiography.
It was so good, I really enjoyed it. Wish he'd gone into more details a few times but never less.
 
mhd
2013-10-21 04:24:30 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: There's already a word describing this sort of love: it's called "pansexual".


I thought that was when you really, really liked Peruvian bands.
 
2013-10-21 04:25:57 PM  
Yeah, but when?  Soon?
 
2013-10-21 04:28:45 PM  
I don't want to be loved.  I want to be feared.
 
2013-10-21 04:29:49 PM  
Morrissey prefers humans - MrHands breathes a sign of relief.
 
2013-10-21 04:32:20 PM  

Ant: You people shut your mouths. How can you say he goes about things the wrong way?


I know, it's serious.

/Morrissey is overrated. Johnny Marr, on the other hand is phenomenal and it bugs me to see the British music press ignore him while fawning over Moz.
 
2013-10-21 04:33:21 PM  
So he is a disciple of Yivo?
 
2013-10-21 04:38:09 PM  
He can tell you what Michael Stipes cock tastes like.
 
2013-10-21 04:39:22 PM  
That's not what I saw in his videos....

Stay away from those rocks!

/obscure?
 
2013-10-21 04:41:52 PM  

GoldSpider: Can't we just collectively ignore this thing already?


The more you ignore him. The closer he gets. You're wasting your time.
 
2013-10-21 04:43:09 PM  
I farking hate every Moz headline.  Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
 
2013-10-21 04:44:53 PM  

ZAZ: And what's the scientific name for human? Homo.


Well, yo... I ain't.
 
2013-10-21 04:51:33 PM  
As we always said, all Morrissey needs is a cheeseburger and a blowjob from someone who doesn't hate him.
 
2013-10-21 04:56:38 PM  
Cats, dogs and horses all heartbroken
 
2013-10-21 05:26:29 PM  
blog.zap2it.com
Prefers zombies.
 
2013-10-21 05:52:23 PM  
I'll save my comments for tomorrow's thread about Morrissey's bisexuality.....
 
2013-10-21 06:00:36 PM  
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2013-10-21 06:09:44 PM  
The Sheeple are relieved.
 
2013-10-21 07:11:09 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: Dwight_Yeast: Walt_Jizzney: He's "teh ghey"; big deal.

Actually not.  He's bounced between dating men and dating women for years.  But saying "I'm bisexual" freaks out gays and straights alike.

Beards.

:P


I just can't see him with women.  Can you imagine the girl PMSing, and McWeepy there, too.  They would have to pump the place out.
 
2013-10-21 07:40:48 PM  
he wants the one he can't have....it's driving him mad.....written all over his face....
 
2013-10-21 07:47:02 PM  
I'd still hit it.
 
2013-10-21 07:58:38 PM  

elchupacabra: That's not what I saw in his videos....

Stay away from those rocks!

/obscure?


Nothing is obscure on Fark. Hey look, it's almost November!
 
2013-10-21 08:15:04 PM  

Oysterman: [blog.zap2it.com image 550x366]
Prefers zombies.


First time I saw him was in a Doctor Who Christmas special with 10th Doctor. In Walking Dead though, that man can play a silver-tongued, cold-hearted, bastard very well.
 
2013-10-21 08:22:25 PM  
 

Nana's Vibrator: He missed his calling as a studio voice for Jim Henson Studios.  I guess that other gig worked out, though.


You beat me to "he kinda sounds like a Muppet."
 
2013-10-21 08:47:51 PM  
Makes you wonder what he meant by "Sheila take a bow..."
 
2013-10-21 10:10:03 PM  
That's a really weird way to say attention whore.
 
2013-10-21 10:51:14 PM  

zimbomba63: I just can't see him with women. Can you imagine the girl PMSing, and McWeepy there, too. They would have to pump the place out.


He's apparently got a son by a women he's been living with recently.  The kid he's dangling on the cover of his most recent (?) solo album.
 
2013-10-21 11:11:35 PM  
I guess for the 6 people who actually listened to a Smiths/Morrissey tape...they may care about this.
 
2013-10-22 12:01:32 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: I guess for the 6 people who actually listened to a Smiths/Morrissey tape...they may care about this.


Are you kidding? I may not like Morrissey as a person, but the Smiths rocked. Either you weren't around in the 80s, or you were some hair metal or America's Top 40 fan.
 
2013-10-22 12:07:09 AM  
The only meat eating going on at a Morrisey concert is going on in his dressing room.
 
2013-10-22 12:25:04 AM  

rustypouch: He'll catch something he might be ashamed of.


bidoof?
 
2013-10-22 12:31:55 AM  

unyon: Apparently, meat is just a misdemeanour.


And +1 for your spelling!

FloridaFarkTag: I guess for the 6 people who actually listened to a Smiths/Morrissey tape...they may care about this.


I Know I'm unloveable; you don't have to tell me.
 
2013-10-22 02:29:51 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: There's already a word describing this sort of love: it's called "pansexual".


Is that what it means? I thought it meant having a bizarre erotic fixation with this guy:

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-22 11:19:52 AM  
Everybody, except for Tim.

karenkenney.com
 
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