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(New York Daily News)   New breast implants come equipped with a RFID chip to help diagnose problems. Or, so they would have you believe   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, RFID, medical technology, radio frequencies  
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2013-10-22 09:08:13 AM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Ma'am, please place your breasts on the scanner.

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I'll take your Jenna Doll and raise you a Cassandra Calogera:

Of course, this is a breast  implant thread, and she has none of those.
2013-10-21 07:47:20 PM  
1 vote:
That can't be; that's inside the room.
It's reading right man, look!
 Then you're not reading *it* right.
 5 meters, man. 4. What the hell?
2013-10-21 06:40:31 PM  
1 vote:

whataboutbob1974: Does this mean I can use ISIS to pay for my lap dances?

"That's what I do."

2013-10-21 04:42:24 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-21 04:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
I believe the phrase is "What could possibly go wrong?"
2013-10-21 04:12:05 PM  
1 vote:
how long before this is in some csi style program.
2013-10-21 03:32:29 PM  
1 vote:

\Nice Conspiracy!
2013-10-21 02:53:57 PM  
1 vote:
All this talk of boobs and strip clubs and no helpful picture of what a stripper may look like?
2013-10-21 02:31:16 PM  
1 vote:
Ma'am, please place your breasts on the scanner.
2013-10-21 02:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
you can now measure the yaw, pitch and roll of her breast, plus your azimuth in relation for the most accurately placed  hands ever
2013-10-21 02:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
I'm installing RFID readers in my hands.
2013-10-21 01:45:15 PM  
1 vote:
Makes them easier to find.

"They're real and they're fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*
oh really?
2013-10-21 01:29:17 PM  
1 vote:
New, killer app for the mobile device: Fake-dar.
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