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(New York Daily News)   New breast implants come equipped with a RFID chip to help diagnose problems. Or, so they would have you believe   (nydailynews.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-21 01:29:17 PM
New, killer app for the mobile device: Fake-dar.
 
2013-10-21 01:31:57 PM
Oh, man. What will Alex Jones do now???
 
2013-10-21 01:45:15 PM
Makes them easier to find.

"They're real and they're fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*
oh really?
 
2013-10-21 02:13:23 PM
I'm installing RFID readers in my hands.
 
2013-10-21 02:13:42 PM
you can now measure the yaw, pitch and roll of her breast, plus your azimuth in relation for the most accurately placed  hands ever
 
2013-10-21 02:14:04 PM

serial_crusher: Makes them easier to find.

"They're real and they're fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*
oh really?


"Okay, they're still fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*

"Okay, they were cheap."
 
2013-10-21 02:20:36 PM
And theres absolutely no way in the slightest that the TSA perverts or roving gangs of police officers will use it to scan for authenticity of the booby implant, plus any other information that is not encrypted.

/Tinfoil for your boobs is a new market with lots of profit margin.

//New dating app for the bar: Are they real? or Fake? You can prevent getting an eye poked out by that potential rock hard boob.
 
2013-10-21 02:20:50 PM

factoryconnection: serial_crusher: Makes them easier to find.

"They're real and they're fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*
oh really?

"Okay, they're still fantastic!"
*beep beep beep*

"Okay, they were cheap."


*beep beep beep*
 
2013-10-21 02:27:57 PM
I just want to know if this will allow the installation of self checkout kiosks at my local strip club.
 
2013-10-21 02:31:16 PM
Ma'am, please place your breasts on the scanner.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-21 02:33:06 PM
Or the motors from a PS3 controller.
 
2013-10-21 02:35:33 PM

factoryconnection: New, killer app for the mobile device: Fake-dar.


I was thinking "stripper-dar", but I suppose your idea has some utility too.
 
2013-10-21 02:53:57 PM
All this talk of boobs and strip clubs and no helpful picture of what a stripper may look like?

www.traderscity.com
 
2013-10-21 03:10:06 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ma'am, please place your breasts on the scanner.

[i.imgur.com image 481x582]


That may well be the worst pick-up line ever.  Or the best.  You must carry out tests to determine this.
 
2013-10-21 03:12:48 PM
Tune in Tokyo!
 
2013-10-21 03:32:29 PM
img.metro.co.uk

\Nice Conspiracy!
 
2013-10-21 03:33:55 PM
I prefer to diagnose any potential breast implant problem the old fashioned way... with frequent and vigorous manual inspection and will continue to do so just as soon as this pesky court order expires.
 
2013-10-21 04:12:05 PM
how long before this is in some csi style program.
 
2013-10-21 04:15:44 PM
I believe the phrase is "What could possibly go wrong?"
 
2013-10-21 04:42:24 PM
blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2013-10-21 05:53:37 PM
Does this mean I can use ISIS to pay for my lap dances?
 
2013-10-21 06:16:44 PM
Makes sense, as they've been putting serial numbers on them for years, and those numbers have been used in a number of cases to ID bodies.
 
2013-10-21 06:37:02 PM
Makes sense.  Since there's a lot of guys out there who paid for them, perhaps they would like to be able to track them to make sure that the guy who didn't doesn't get the advantage of playing with them for free.

Knew of an idiot in DC who spent somewhere around $60K on a stripper, including paying for her boob job. Drove himself into bankruptcy trying to "White Knight" the stripper who had him convinced she was in a abusive marriage and looking to escape.  How the hell he thought paying for her boob job helped her out her bad marriage I have no idea, but he did it anyway.  But, I'm sure her husband appreciated all the extra $'s that fell into his pocket, while all the time his wife never even gave this guy so much as a kiss.
 
2013-10-21 06:40:31 PM

whataboutbob1974: Does this mean I can use ISIS to pay for my lap dances?


"That's what I do."

northernarizonanews.com

/"Woo!"
 
2013-10-21 07:47:20 PM
www.top10films.co.uk
That can't be; that's inside the room.
It's reading right man, look!
 Then you're not reading *it* right.
 5 meters, man. 4. What the hell?
 
2013-10-21 09:40:12 PM
It's like the chips you put in pets. When she's passed out you can read the chip and know where she belongs.
 
2013-10-22 09:08:13 AM

Wellon Dowd: Ma'am, please place your breasts on the scanner.

[i.imgur.com image 481x582]


I'll take your Jenna Doll and raise you a Cassandra Calogera:

i2.listal.com

Of course, this is a breast  implant thread, and she has none of those.
 
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