Mirrorz: [i.imgur.com image 450x306]
slapmastered: "Watch this sponsor video for access..."Nope. Don't give that much of a fark./Yeah, yeah, I know, NoScript. Work PC doesn't support such mods. I'm lucky they don't mandate IE.
LarryDan43: No worries, her blog followers will crowdfund her next project.
DamnYankees: What the frack could be so explosive about a Vanity Fair article that I need to hear about it for months before anyone even knows what's in it? Did she kill Jack Ruby or something?
rugman11: OMG, she might have had a miscarriage!Seriously?
rugman11: That is the most petty farking "takedown" I've ever read.OMG, she used to be friends with somebody and she's not anymore!OMG, she works out all the time!OMG, her trainer got in trouble!OMG, she went to a baseball game with her ex-boyfriend!OMG, she might have had a miscarriage!Seriously?
ferretman: I'd still tongue-punch her fart-box.
nunyadang: ferretman: I'd still tongue-punch her fart-box.You're doing it wrong
BalugaJoe: She needs to get tongue-punched in the face. shame cave.
Burr: I heard that before she starts a movie, she always kills a hobo with a hammer./and she loves porn
MechaPyx: /skims articleSo, she likes sex, is a bit eccentric, a bit of a princess, still hot, and I don't get all the hate. Unless they can come up with something a little more substantial that article reads like petty jealousy or someone trying to invent a scandal because it's a slow news day.
Mad_Radhu: Burr: I heard that before she starts a movie, she always kills a hobo with a hammer./and she loves pornIf Gwyneth plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.She BEEFS.She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Iron Man 2" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Okay, is there anyone in this thread- gay or straight, male or female- who would turn down Viggo Mortensen?
whither_apophis: Mirrorz:everyone that loves to rag on Gwyneth.
Polish Hussar: nunyadang: ferretman: I'd still tongue-punch her fart-box.You're doing it wrongWait, are you saying you want to tongue-box her fart-punch or fart-punch her tongue-box?
Cookbook's Anarchist: Does anyone happen to know where that came from or who was the first person to put those words together, because that right there is deserving of a Nobel prize.
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