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(Daily Mail)   Oh my God it's that guy from Green Lantuuuuhhhnnnaaarggg   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2013-10-21 10:39:25 AM
The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.
 
2013-10-21 10:43:06 AM
That's what you get when you play RIPD on the in-flight movie
 
2013-10-21 10:43:28 AM

flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.


That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.
 
2013-10-21 10:59:21 AM
Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.
 
2013-10-21 11:09:53 AM

Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.


They weren't show Green Lantern, they were showing Blade Trinity
 
2013-10-21 11:11:31 AM
I just came.
 
2013-10-21 11:12:02 AM

Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.


I have a guilty confession to make that I did not completely hate that movie. Most of the first half, particularly the Sinestro and Lantern Corp when they were on Io stuff was really cool. The ending was crap and how wussy they made him out to be was annoying.
Plus Blake Lively is really, really hot.
 
2013-10-21 11:17:48 AM
With pretzel bits
And blackest bile
No upchuck ever smelt as vile
You're acting sucked
So here's some yack
Beware my vomit --I missed the sack!
 
2013-10-21 11:24:46 AM
He has smashed some major league ass.  Bastard.
 
2013-10-21 11:31:06 AM
Jesus, Fark is getting slow in its old age... This happened Monday, and this is exactly the kind of news that really has aq short shelf life. Of course, I didn't think it was that newsworthy to begin with.

CSB: I took off my shirt in public once
 
2013-10-21 11:36:11 AM
So far the only thing I've liked him in was Smokin Aces
 
2013-10-21 11:55:36 AM

Mikey1969: CSB: I took off my shirt in public once

Everyone

barfed.
 
2013-10-21 11:57:06 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.

They weren't show Green Lantern, they were showing Blade Trinity


I liked his sarcastic snark in that movie which was pretty much the movie's only redeeming feature.
 
2013-10-21 12:02:17 PM

brap: Mikey1969: CSB: I took off my shirt in public once

Everyone barfed.


And it still didn't make the news...
 
2013-10-21 12:15:33 PM
FTA: Ryan was sitting in window-seat 2D

This movie is going to suck. Post-production 3D conversion is terrible.
 
2013-10-21 12:22:59 PM

Crewmannumber6: So far the only thing I've liked him in was Smokin Aces


That movie was not nearly as clever as it thought it was.  But it was certainly very pretty.
 
2013-10-21 12:23:33 PM
Curse you, Blake Lively, for even looking good at the airport:
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2013-10-21 12:27:57 PM

Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.


Yes. They all have been vomit-inducing. Pop in Green Lantern for all your emetic needs.
 
2013-10-21 12:38:52 PM

CarnySaur: Curse you, Blake Lively, for even looking good at the airport:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x749]


Nobody looks good in Uggs.  Nobody.
 
2013-10-21 12:42:15 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.


I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?
 
2013-10-21 12:54:39 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?


Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual for someone on a flight to get up and either stand with the knees locked at an awkward angle or kneel in their seat facing backward, don't you think?
 
2013-10-21 01:06:02 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?

Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual for someone on a flight to get up and either stand with the knees locked at an awkward angle or kneel in their seat facing backward, don't you think?


I haven't been on a flight in a long time. Do people not have conversations with the people behind them anymore? How hard is it to undo your seatbelt and turn to face the person behind you?
 
2013-10-21 01:12:42 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?

Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual for someone on a flight to get up and either stand with the knees locked at an awkward angle or kneel in their seat facing backward, don't you think?

I haven't been on a flight in a long time. Do people not have conversations with the people behind them anymore? How hard is it to undo your seatbelt and turn to face the person behind you?


I fly every couple weeks for work and I've never seen it.  Of course, they're not particularly long flights, most of the time.  But no - I have never seen that happen.  Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual.
 
2013-10-21 01:24:22 PM
I think it would be more likely if the person behind you was a movie star. A lot of people couldn't resist turning around to say hi even if it was awkward.

But not if you were about to vomit.
 
2013-10-21 01:39:30 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?

Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual for someone on a flight to get up and either stand with the knees locked at an awkward angle or kneel in their seat facing backward, don't you think?


They were prolly on their way to restroom at the time and didn't make it.

Tip of the day: don't order the in flight meal.
 
2013-10-21 01:40:48 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I fly every couple weeks for work and I've never seen it. Of course, they're not particularly long flights, most of the time. But no - I have never seen that happen. Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual.


Yes but you aren't Ryan Reynolds.  She was probably turned around to tell him how super dreamy he is.

CSB:  Took the family out for dinner and forced my youngest, then 7, to wear a suit.  He argued, debated, whined and whinged most of the night because he hated the suit.  He needed to use the restroom so I walked him back to show him where it was and out walked Ryan Reynolds.  Reynolds looked at my son and said "Hey little man, that's a sharp suit!".  My son strutted and preened around for the rest of the night and in the 5 years since has never complained about having to dress up.  As a result Ryan Reynolds will always be OK by me no matter how crappy his movies are.
/CSB
 
2013-10-21 01:42:42 PM

That Reilly Monster: Benevolent Misanthrope: I fly every couple weeks for work and I've never seen it. Of course, they're not particularly long flights, most of the time. But no - I have never seen that happen. Not out of the realm of possibility, but unusual.

Yes but you aren't Ryan Reynolds.  She was probably turned around to tell him how super dreamy he is.

CSB:  Took the family out for dinner and forced my youngest, then 7, to wear a suit.  He argued, debated, whined and whinged most of the night because he hated the suit.  He needed to use the restroom so I walked him back to show him where it was and out walked Ryan Reynolds.  Reynolds looked at my son and said "Hey little man, that's a sharp suit!".  My son strutted and preened around for the rest of the night and in the 5 years since has never complained about having to dress up.  As a result Ryan Reynolds will always be OK by me no matter how crappy his movies are.
/CSB


He always struck me as a really cool guy. Hell I had a man crush on him until Karl Urban hit the scene.
 
2013-10-21 02:18:44 PM

That Reilly Monster: Yes but you aren't Ryan Reynolds.  She was probably turned around to tell him how super dreamy he is.

CSB:  Took the family out for dinner and forced my youngest, then 7, to wear a suit.  He argued, debated, whined and whinged most of the night because he hated the suit.  He needed to use the restroom so I walked him back to show him where it was and out walked Ryan Reynolds.  Reynolds looked at my son and said "Hey little man, that's a sharp suit!".  My son strutted and preened around for the rest of the night and in the 5 years since has never complained about having to dress up.  As a result Ryan Reynolds will always be OK by me no matter how crappy his movies are.
/CSB


That's....actually a cool story, bro.
 
2013-10-21 02:29:06 PM

That Reilly Monster: CSB: Took the family out for dinner and forced my youngest, then 7, to wear a suit. He argued, debated, whined and whinged most of the night because he hated the suit. He needed to use the restroom so I walked him back to show him where it was and out walked Ryan Reynolds. Reynolds looked at my son and said "Hey little man, that's a sharp suit!". My son strutted and preened around for the rest of the night and in the 5 years since has never complained about having to dress up. As a result Ryan Reynolds will always be OK by me no matter how crappy his movies are.
/CSB


Yeah, I really like that story.  +1,000


scottydoesntknow: ell I had a man crush on him until Karl Urban hit the scene.


You have chosen wisely. I had to GIS "Karl Urban" to see who he was, but I've seen Star Trek and Bones is one sexy mofo. But Ryan Reynolds is still my sexy celebrity Canadian boyfriend. Sweet baby Jesus that man is beautiful.

i27.photobucket.com

I hope that I meet him someday and that his hotness doesn't make me barf.

/thread needs more shirtless Ryan Reynolds
//seriously, it's not like there's a short supply
 
2013-10-21 02:43:19 PM
"Look if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve 'Argh' he'd just say it"
 
2013-10-21 03:05:17 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?


She'd have to be at least partially standing which makes it hard to reach him unless it was high pressure. And since she was in front of him, in the bulkhead seat, and the lav was in front of her, I am hoping for ricochet. So much more dramatic.

Who really knows, she was plowed and drunk people can achieve almost anything.
 
2013-10-21 03:21:03 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.

They weren't show Green Lantern, they were showing Blade Trinity


No, no, no, they were showing X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
 
2013-10-21 03:28:49 PM

Mikey1969: Jesus, Fark is getting slow in its old age... This happened Monday, and this is exactly the kind of news that really has aq short shelf life.


No kidding. I still can't find the Fark thread about Kelly Clarkson getting married over the weekend.

/What can I say, I never tire of the "heel it down the drain" jokes
 
2013-10-21 03:36:32 PM
fark that guy. First he was married to Scarlett Johannsen, now Blake Lively. Seriously, fark that guy.
 
2013-10-21 03:47:14 PM

MechaPyx: IdBeCrazyIf: Walker: Oh come on lady, the movie wasn't that bad.

They weren't show Green Lantern, they were showing Blade Trinity

I liked his sarcastic snark in that movie which was pretty much the movie's only redeeming feature.


Most of his lines were ad-libbed specifically to piss off Wesley Snipes.

Patton Oswalt has some funny stories about working on that pile of shiat.
 
2013-10-21 04:26:03 PM

flucto: B.L.Z. Bub: Benevolent Misanthrope: flucto: The passenger in front of him barfed on him? Did it bazooka ricochet off the bulkhead? Please Lord let there be video.

That's what I was thinking - the woman in front of him barfed on him?  Man - that took some acrobatics.

I don't get you guys. Why is it out of the realm of possibility that she was turned to face him?

She'd have to be at least partially standing which makes it hard to reach him unless it was high pressure. And since she was in front of him, in the bulkhead seat, and the lav was in front of her, I am hoping for ricochet. So much more dramatic.

Who really knows, she was plowed and drunk people can achieve almost anything.


I was once laying down in the backseat of a car and managed to throw up in the driver's mouth.
 
mhd
2013-10-21 04:26:37 PM
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BFFs 4EVA!
 
2013-10-21 04:49:57 PM

CarnySaur: Curse you, Blake Lively, for even looking good at the airport:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x749]


I can understand it with modern "security": you're going to have to take them off and put them back on at least once, so you're better off with something that slips on and off.  And people give celebrities who dress down to fly a hard time, but if I had to spend that much time on planes as they do, I'd wear a freaking Snuggie.
 
2013-10-21 05:25:48 PM

Crudbucket: I was once laying down in the backseat of a car and managed to throw up in the driver's mouth.


See?
 
2013-10-21 06:07:21 PM
On that picture with his wife, FTA, he looks like Woll Smoth.
 
2013-10-21 06:38:51 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 07:13:23 PM
Look, if she was barfing, she wouldn't bother to write 'aaarggg'. She'd just say it.
 
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