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(Fox News)   JFK's brain MIA after he was pronouced DOA. RFK unavailable for Q&A   (foxnews.com) divider line 77
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2013-10-21 11:05:36 AM  
IDK subby, WTF
 
2013-10-21 11:05:46 AM  
B.F.D.

/GTFO and GBTW
 
2013-10-21 11:06:08 AM  
...blown away. what else do i have to say?

/didnt rtfa
 
db2
2013-10-21 11:06:35 AM  
What a real SOB.
 
2013-10-21 11:06:38 AM  
It's a conspiracy! The molemen were conspiring to kill JFK with the men from Planet X.
 
2013-10-21 11:07:27 AM  
The CIA is bad, mmmkay?
 
2013-10-21 11:07:57 AM  

iheartscotch: It's a conspiracy! The molemen were conspiring to kill JFK with the men from Planet X.


ZOMG!  CIA KIA JFK @ DFW from a UFO WTF?
 
2013-10-21 11:09:06 AM  
It was the only way to keep the mind control implant out of American hands.

/not helping
 
rpm
2013-10-21 11:09:20 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/hot
//unlike Yuggoth
 
2013-10-21 11:09:39 AM  
RFK N/A for Q&A.

FTFY
 
2013-10-21 11:10:05 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: It's a conspiracy! The molemen were conspiring to kill JFK with the men from Planet X.

ZOMG!  CIA KIA JFK @ DFW from a UFO WTF?


Um,

IDK, my BFF Jill?
 
2013-10-21 11:10:23 AM  

Stile4aly: RFK N/A for Q&A.

FTFY


OK, that works even better than my proposed "AWOL".
 
2013-10-21 11:10:47 AM  
GEABOD
 
2013-10-21 11:10:50 AM  
BTO was TCB.
 
2013-10-21 11:10:51 AM  
Did they check the trunk?

/That's the last place I saw it.
 
2013-10-21 11:11:34 AM  
Perhaps the MD who performed the autopsy should be put on KP on the QT
 
2013-10-21 11:12:39 AM  
They also disposed of his casket in the ocean off Atlantic City.
 
2013-10-21 11:13:17 AM  
Z.O.M.B.I.E.
 
2013-10-21 11:13:57 AM  
Who killed the Kennedys?

After all, it was you and me.
 
2013-10-21 11:14:41 AM  
LOL
 
2013-10-21 11:14:52 AM  
JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.

[pause]

JFK: I got a little bag of sand up there now.

Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but

[pause]

Elvis: President Kennedy was a white man.

JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that
 
2013-10-21 11:14:58 AM  
KIRK: Then we'll take him with us.
MCCOY: Take him? Take him where?
KIRK: In search of his brain, Doctor. From what you say, the moment we find it we must restore it to his body, or we lose him.
MCCOY: Jim, where are you going to look? In this whole galaxy, where are you going to look for Spock's brain? How are you going to find it?
KIRK: I'll find it.
 
2013-10-21 11:15:14 AM  
Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.
 
2013-10-21 11:15:54 AM  
Oh, I see
 
2013-10-21 11:18:08 AM  

blatz514: GEABOD


Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-10-21 11:18:11 AM  
Jeebus.  David Lilton wrote a book back in the 1980's called Best Evidence, with most of these same theories.  Old news is so exciting.
 
2013-10-21 11:19:11 AM  

Mad_Radhu: JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.

[pause]

JFK: I got a little bag of sand up there now.

Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but

[pause]

Elvis: President Kennedy was a white man.

JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that


^came for this, leaving very happy!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-21 11:19:11 AM  
foodforvitality.com
 
2013-10-21 11:20:32 AM  
Did they check the front of Jackie's dress?  Pretty sure I saw it there

/talking iwth a client once who might actually know what he's talking about, convinced that the "who" killed JFK is utterly simple (by which I mean who put Oswald up to doing the shooting)   It's the "Why" that's  a stunner (not because it's a  grand, dark,conspiracy but because it is so utterly picayune)
 
2013-10-21 11:22:50 AM  

mafiageek1980: Mad_Radhu: JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.

[pause]

JFK: I got a little bag of sand up there now.

Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but

[pause]

Elvis: President Kennedy was a white man.

JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that

^came for this, leaving very happy!


[i.imgur.com image 300x300]


OMG. I'd forgotten. Thank you.

(wiping up coffee spill)
 
2013-10-21 11:23:48 AM  

Magorn: Did they check the front of Jackie's dress?  Pretty sure I saw it there

/talking iwth a client once who might actually know what he's talking about, convinced that the "who" killed JFK is utterly simple (by which I mean who put Oswald up to doing the shooting)   It's the "Why" that's  a stunner (not because it's a  grand, dark,conspiracy but because it is so utterly picayune)


was it because JFK was a poon hound?
 
2013-10-21 11:24:53 AM  
Old news thrills me.
 
2013-10-21 11:25:23 AM  
www.unc.edu

With apologies to Paul Krassner.
 
2013-10-21 11:27:43 AM  
That's all a lie ! Everyone knows that it was all a hoax and he was still alive and recovered.
He, Marilyn Monroe, and Elvis are living in Vegas together incognito.
Keep up subby.
 
2013-10-21 11:28:56 AM  

offmymeds: blatz514: GEABOD

Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


HA!
 
2013-10-21 11:30:47 AM  
I see that both "the trunk" and "Jackie's dress" have been covered.

I really have nothing to add, so I'll vanish into a fine pink mist.
 
2013-10-21 11:32:36 AM  
JFK's brain is partying in Brazil with Hitler's brain and the body of Jayne Mansfield.
 
2013-10-21 11:35:57 AM  
Brain stolen to hide JFK had syphilis.  And, the Kennedys were not the most athletic/healthy of people - rather sickly bunch, despite their proclivity to play touch football all the time.
 
2013-10-21 11:36:25 AM  

toejam: JFK's brain is partying in Brazil with Hitler's brain and the body of Jayne Mansfield.


she had a nice set of brains on her
 
2013-10-21 11:38:10 AM  

medius: toejam: JFK's brain is partying in Brazil with Hitler's brain and the body of Jayne Mansfield.

she had a nice set of brains on her


Oblig

content.messynessychic.com
 
2013-10-21 11:38:30 AM  
It was missing long before that!
 
2013-10-21 11:49:28 AM  
This is where subby gets his ideas:

LBJ took the IRT / Down to 4th Street USA / When he got there / What did he see? / The youth of America on LSD / LBJ IRT / USA LSD / LSD LBJ / FBI CIA
news.songlyricscom.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-10-21 11:49:38 AM  

offmymeds: blatz514: GEABOD

Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x375]



fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-21 11:51:08 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Oh the day they met...
 
2013-10-21 11:54:59 AM  

echomike23: [foodforvitality.com image 784x600]


I'm certain I saw a message there telling me to kidnap a prostitute in Burkina Faso.
 
2013-10-21 11:57:31 AM  
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
 
2013-10-21 12:01:52 PM  
How do you pronounce 'pronouced'?
 
2013-10-21 12:03:22 PM  

Mad_Radhu: JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.

[pause]

JFK: I got a little bag of sand up there now.

Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but

[pause]

Elvis: President Kennedy was a white man.

JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that


Came for Bubba Ho-Tep, leaving satisfied

/good jerb
 
2013-10-21 12:03:23 PM  
RFK was a zombie?
 
2013-10-21 12:06:08 PM  
Its not missing, just on the back shelf... all the way to the right...
 
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