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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   It's one thing to get caught on tape committing a crime. It's a whole new level of stupid when you get caught on the surveillance equipment YOU set up to catch your wife in the act   (ajc.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-21 11:45:43 AM  
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2013-10-21 11:46:07 AM  
Complete with total beatdown mugshot.

Wow.
Nobody likes child molesters, not cops, not convicts.
 
2013-10-21 11:46:30 AM  
At first I was like what kind of weird religious head gear and get up is that, and then I realized he got caught molesting his step daughter, and figured her real daddy probably found out.
 
2013-10-21 11:47:01 AM  
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2013-10-21 11:47:10 AM  
Why wouldn't you delete your own surveillance videos
 
2013-10-21 11:48:00 AM  
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2013-10-21 11:48:37 AM  
life in prison, plus 10 years.

To bad you were born the wrong gender. Could have gotten probation.
 
2013-10-21 11:50:46 AM  
"After the recording was discovered, the defendant barricaded himself inside his home in Hall County and attempted to commit suicide,"

If this guy had a gun, all he would have to do is run out of the house waiving it at the police.  Quick and simple.
 
2013-10-21 11:52:25 AM  

blatz514: "After the recording was discovered, the defendant barricaded himself inside his home in Hall County and attempted to commit suicide,"

If this guy had a gun, all he would have to do is run out of the house waiving it at the police.  Quick and simple.


After shooting his family of course.
 
2013-10-21 11:52:26 AM  
man, they say they got you on tape man!! you got to be a stupid motherfarker to get fired on your day off!!

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2013-10-21 11:53:18 AM  
he wasn't trying to hang himself

he was merely hoisted by his own petard

...or penis

[shel-silverstein-sketch-of-man-hanging-himself-with-his-dick.jpg]
 
2013-10-21 11:53:18 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Complete with total beatdown mugshot.

Wow.
Nobody likes child molesters, not cops, not convicts.


The police didn't beat him up, he just slipped and fell down all 12 flights of stairs at the precinct.  Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2013-10-21 11:55:54 AM  
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2013-10-21 11:57:57 AM  
I work at a university.  Before I got here, there was an employee who was fired because he was caught stealing laptops.  One of his job duties was creating a program to help campus police locate stolen laptops.  He compiled the MAC addresses for all registered student laptops.  When a laptop was reported as stolen, his program would detect it anytime it connected to the campus network, and immediately notify campus police of the laptop's location.  He got busted by his own program when he stole a student's laptop and connected it in his office.
 
2013-10-21 11:57:58 AM  
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2013-10-21 12:00:34 PM  

LostInTO: HotIgneous Intruder: Complete with total beatdown mugshot.

Wow.
Nobody likes child molesters, not cops, not convicts.

The police didn't beat him up, he just slipped and fell down all 12 flights of stairs at the precinct.  Move along, nothing to see here.


No. It was all self inflicted from his attempted suicide. The police found him that way.

He bashed his head with a metal pipe and tried to slash his own throat. That's what the police report will show.
 
2013-10-21 12:10:05 PM  
Life + 10 for a molestation charge?  Odd.
 
2013-10-21 12:19:03 PM  

IRQ12: Life + 10 for a molestation charge?  Odd.


She was under the age of 12. If I recall, that bumps the charge up pretty significantly.
 
2013-10-21 12:36:12 PM  

LostInTO: The police didn't beat him up, he just slipped and fell down all 12 flights of stairs at the precinct.


3 times...
 
2013-10-21 12:44:46 PM  

Coolfusis: IRQ12: Life + 10 for a molestation charge?  Odd.

She was under the age of 12. If I recall, that bumps the charge up pretty significantly.



Although I couldn't really care less about his suffering, it is kind of odd to me too.

He could have killed her in cold blood and gotten less time.
 
2013-10-21 12:57:23 PM  
Let he who is without sin, etc.
 
2013-10-21 01:02:29 PM  

Pangea: Although I couldn't really care less about his suffering, it is kind of odd to me too.

He could have killed her in cold blood and gotten less time.


So you mean.. because kids talk, it's probably safer to murder small children you unf instead of hoping they keep quiet and having an infarction from stress every time you see them giggling with their other small child friends?

So as a survival tactic, child molesters should become child murderers.

Seems like an excellent policy to enshrine in law.
 
2013-10-21 01:09:16 PM  
Andre Laurens Crane hid an audio recorder in his home in an effort to catch his now ex-wife cheating on him. But it instead caught him molesting his stepdaughter.

biatch set me up.
 
2013-10-21 01:10:23 PM  
It's always the people most paranoid about being cheated on.
 
2013-10-21 02:36:04 PM  
life in prison, plus 10 years.

Just to make sure youre dead...
 
2013-10-21 05:34:27 PM  
Cop to perp as he gets him in the backseat, "Watch your head, sir. No, watch your head. Watch your head sir. Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir.  Watch your head sir .."

/car hard to get into safely
 
2013-10-22 09:54:42 AM  

bluefoxicy: So as a survival tactic, child molesters should become child murderers.

Seems like an excellent policy to enshrine in law.


"If they cry, they die."
 
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