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(Chicago Trib)   FTC set to approve Office Max and Office Depot merger today. No word on what the company will call itself   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 110
    More: Followup, Office Depot, OfficeMax, Federal Trade Commission, divestitures, mergers  
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2013-10-21 10:57:29 AM  
Office who cares, it's not Staples
 
2013-10-21 10:59:57 AM  
Office Office
 
2013-10-21 11:04:35 AM  
Max Depot!!!!
 
2013-10-21 11:05:28 AM  
Office MePot. That'll confuse the stoners
 
2013-10-21 11:08:17 AM  
Office Depot Max of course.
 
2013-10-21 11:09:01 AM  
Office Despot
 
2013-10-21 11:09:32 AM  
Office to the Max!
 
2013-10-21 11:16:01 AM  
The real question is, which store in my town will they close?
 
2013-10-21 11:19:26 AM  
Maximum Office Depot
 
2013-10-21 11:28:43 AM  
Offmax Offpo
 
2013-10-21 11:32:14 AM  
Ooffffiiccee Dmeapxot

Or,

Office dMeApXot
 
2013-10-21 11:39:22 AM  
Offpot Icemax.
 
2013-10-21 11:40:57 AM  
I would not be the slightest bit surprised if the new company was, in turn, purchased by one of their largest vendors in a bid to increase vertical integration of their software and hardware resale channels. The new name?

Microsoft Office
 
2013-10-21 11:58:56 AM  
Office Orifice

/Wait, what?
 
2013-10-21 11:59:55 AM  
I always thought they were the same farking store anyway.
 
2013-10-21 12:12:01 PM  
Fred.
 
2013-10-21 12:24:12 PM  
Two Orifices, One Max Depot.
 
2013-10-21 12:26:46 PM  
Office Detox
 
2013-10-21 12:32:19 PM  
OFFICE.
 
2013-10-21 12:42:56 PM  
Max Office Depot
 
2013-10-21 12:43:28 PM  
You Opened That Cable So We Can't Refund Your Money
 
2013-10-21 12:45:07 PM  
Max Payne.
 
2013-10-21 12:45:24 PM  
Office Moops
 
2013-10-21 12:45:44 PM  
Hitler's Office Despot: Just Wait 'til You Find Out
 
2013-10-21 12:46:27 PM  
 
2013-10-21 12:46:45 PM  
Office Maximus Optimus
 
2013-10-21 12:47:23 PM  
Toilet Office.
 
2013-10-21 12:49:28 PM  
"Timmy"
 
2013-10-21 12:57:04 PM  
Moland Depot
 
2013-10-21 01:01:02 PM  

show me: I always thought they were the same farking store anyway.

 
2013-10-21 01:01:21 PM  
MaxPot
 
2013-10-21 01:05:49 PM  
Office Max Power

/it's the name you'd love to touch
// but you mustn't touch
 
2013-10-21 01:07:25 PM  
www.ladybud.com
 
2013-10-21 01:11:46 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Office who cares, it's not Staples


"We're Not Staples" would be a guarantee of massive business.
 
2013-10-21 01:18:17 PM  
Office Squared?
 
DPF
2013-10-21 01:21:22 PM  
i.somethingawful.com

Inconsolable
 
2013-10-21 01:24:02 PM  
This should play out interestingly near me. There's an OfficeMax as part of a plaza, and a nearly-brand-new standalone Office Depot on the main road about a half mile away.

Strangely, the OfficeMax inventory seemed light last week - empty shelves. OD a few weeks ago was well stocked.

I prefer Staples, which is closer to me by far, so no god in this hunt.
 
2013-10-21 01:27:21 PM  

show me: I always thought they were the same farking store anyway.


There are two within a 1/2 mile of each other in my city. I couldn't tell you which one is which.
 
2013-10-21 01:27:38 PM  
Condom Depot
 
2013-10-21 01:28:41 PM  

Tom_Slick: The real question is, which store in my town will they close?


I hope the office max, and not the office depot

the office max really sucks where i live
 
2013-10-21 01:29:31 PM  
This thread needed voting.

HelloNeuman: "Timmy"


I like this one the best.
 
2013-10-21 01:35:23 PM  

Tom_Slick: The real question is, which store in my town will they close?


That's the question for my town too.  You can see the back of the only Office Max in town from the front of an Office Depot.

/the other Office Depot is on the other side of town sort of near an Office Max that closed down a while ago
 
2013-10-21 01:42:37 PM  
Just have Lumberg come out and announce Office Space with a sale on red staplers.
 
2013-10-21 01:48:02 PM  
How about "Sofa King"?

Their prices are Sofa King low!
 
2013-10-21 01:51:11 PM  
Office Dax
 
2013-10-21 01:53:26 PM  

BKITU: I would not be the slightest bit surprised if the new company was, in turn, purchased by one of their largest vendors in a bid to increase vertical integration of their software and hardware resale channels. The new name?

Microsoft Office


so Maximum Microsoft Office Depot?
MMOD
 
2013-10-21 01:58:18 PM  
OMD
(free synthesizer with every purchase)
 
2013-10-21 01:59:54 PM  
OMD?
 
2013-10-21 02:01:28 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: OMD
(free synthesizer with every purchase)


Are you Farking kidding me?

/Great minds, I guess.
 
2013-10-21 02:04:33 PM  

Walker: Office Office


www.littlecaesarsspokane.com
 
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