The Stealth Hippopotamus: It was a fight for survival, that didn't break out in revival
Headso: the squirrelspect[img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x371]
I_Am_Weasel: Had he just filed the report "He was coming for my nuts", it would have been fine.
scottydoesntknow: But he swore it was coming right for him!
Nuclear Monk: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It was a fight for survival, that didn't break out in revivalA Ray Steven's reference early in the thread. Nice.
jjorsett: So what happened to the squirrel? The story says the cop "shot" it, later says, "shot at" it, says "that didn't work," resulting in the use of pepper spray. IS THE SQUIRREL OKAY?
I_Am_Weasel: or "The officer was fired because they didn't file the report, not because of the shooting.You're suck at the English, Weasel.
tonguedepressor: Its funny 'cuz I just got bit by a squirrel like an hour ago as I was feeding him a peanut.
fat_free: That squirrel had only 3 more days before retirement...
UberDave: If squirrels had a chance, they would kill you and everyone you care about...
Tyrosine: The squirrel failed to obey Officer Putnam's lawful commands leaving him no choice but to use force.
kim jong-un: UberDave: If squirrels had a chance, they would kill you and everyone you care about...Rival males will chew the testicles off their competitors
NutWrench: tonguedepressor: Its funny 'cuz I just got bit by a squirrel like an hour ago as I was feeding him a peanut.Is THIS the squirrel that bit you?
OnlyM3: Subby fail.Officer idiot (redundant) was not fired for use of his firearm and mace. He was fired for not filing a report about using his mace and firearm.In short gunplay is fine in the view of these JBT's, just do the paperwork.
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