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(WWE)   How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers? Will there be another neverending video package about John Cena's magic arm? Can we survive the excitement of a main event contract signing? It's WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1407
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2013-10-21 09:55:42 AM
Before I post the checklist, I want to again give a huge shout out to SuperCampion and everyone else who kept an eye out for our signs last week, and posted screencaps in the thread!  Jet and I really appreciate it.  As someone else said last week, it was a great example of everyone working together for the good of the group at large.  Or, to put it in HHH-speak, it's what's best for FWC Business-ah!

Side note:  Lord REDACTED was pleased with the presence of a sign bearing his holy name.

Side note #2:  ShiningWizard, please check your email when you get a chance.  :)


Ok, here's that checklist!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-10-21 12:51:49 PM
GMJ... message received *wink*

Also, overheard at my brother's house during the Colts game last night, "Anyone have Adrian Peterson in fantasy ball this season? No? Then we are go for a wrasslin only evening tomorrow night!"

Apparently the opinion of tonight's game falls somewhere between 'Meh' and 'Total dumpster fire' with my fam, lulz
 
2013-10-21 01:07:04 PM

ShiningWizard: GMJ... message received *wink*

Also, overheard at my brother's house during the Colts game last night, "Anyone have Adrian Peterson in fantasy ball this season? No? Then we are go for a wrasslin only evening tomorrow night!"

Apparently the opinion of tonight's game falls somewhere between 'Meh' and 'Total dumpster fire' with my fam, lulz


I think that's the opinion of tonight's game in a lot of people's minds, and I'll include Vikings and Giants fans in that.
 
2013-10-21 01:40:07 PM

cheezitmojo: ShiningWizard: GMJ... message received *wink*

Also, overheard at my brother's house during the Colts game last night, "Anyone have Adrian Peterson in fantasy ball this season? No? Then we are go for a wrasslin only evening tomorrow night!"

Apparently the opinion of tonight's game falls somewhere between 'Meh' and 'Total dumpster fire' with my fam, lulz

I think that's the opinion of tonight's game in a lot of people's minds, and I'll include Vikings and Giants fans in that.


Pretty much.  This is going to have to be a pretty lame Raw to out-lame MNF this week.
 
2013-10-21 02:15:48 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cheezitmojo: ShiningWizard: GMJ... message received *wink*

Also, overheard at my brother's house during the Colts game last night, "Anyone have Adrian Peterson in fantasy ball this season? No? Then we are go for a wrasslin only evening tomorrow night!"

Apparently the opinion of tonight's game falls somewhere between 'Meh' and 'Total dumpster fire' with my fam, lulz

I think that's the opinion of tonight's game in a lot of people's minds, and I'll include Vikings and Giants fans in that.

Pretty much.  This is going to have to be a pretty lame Raw to out-lame MNF this week.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 02:48:04 PM
How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers?

Sorry, is the verbing of "abeyance" a thing in WWE?
 
2013-10-21 02:56:54 PM

Joelogon: How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers?

Sorry, is the verbing of "abeyance" a thing in WWE?


About a month ago, Mr. H's decided to declare the WWE Title as "held in abeyance" instead of the traditional "held up" or "vacant".

So, now

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 03:05:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: About a month ago, Mr. H's decided to declare the WWE Title as "held in abeyance" instead of the traditional "held up" or "vacant".

So, now


Well, it's multisyllabic. That's something.
 
2013-10-21 03:08:06 PM

Joelogon: FirstNationalBastard: About a month ago, Mr. H's decided to declare the WWE Title as "held in abeyance" instead of the traditional "held up" or "vacant".

So, now

Well, it's multisyllabic. That's something.


We figure he received a word of the day calendar last Christmas, and finally found a way to put it to good use.
 
2013-10-21 03:08:46 PM

Joelogon: How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers?

Sorry, is the verbing of "abeyance" a thing in WWE?


Yes. The COO, who is also a wrestler, likes that term along with the use of "best for business-ah". The -ah there is just his way of making things sound dramatic. These are some of the things about wrestling that even wrestling fans make fun of, lulz
 
2013-10-21 03:10:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Joelogon: How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers?

Sorry, is the verbing of "abeyance" a thing in WWE?

About a month ago, Mr. H's decided to declare the WWE Title as "held in abeyance" instead of the traditional "held up" or "vacant".

So, now

[i6.photobucket.com image 615x400]


Or, even better:

img.fark.net


/crew guy blocked the view a bit
//Raw was GMJ/Jetski!
 
2013-10-21 04:11:46 PM
That sign is amazing. Congrats, GMJ and Jetski. Thanks to Triple Gagne, I have found a new word to convolutedly insert into everyday conversation. Hooray, "abeyance!"

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com

/Has Adrian Peterson in his office fantasy football league.
//Still won't watch MNF.
 
2013-10-21 04:13:31 PM

hundreddollarman: That sign is amazing. Congrats, GMJ and Jetski. Thanks to Triple Gagne, I have found a new word to convolutedly insert into everyday conversation. Hooray, "abeyance!"

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"



/Has Adrian Peterson in his office fantasy football league.
//Still won't watch MNF.


I'm starting 4 players tonight, and I'm not even going to watch.

In other news, ask me why my team's 1-6.
 
2013-10-21 04:43:55 PM
Speaking of fantasy football, my oldest brother tells me that the cast of the NFL Network's fantasy live show (or whatever it's called) are all big wrasslin fans. He said last week they were talking about guys being "jobbers", saying each other were "marks" for certain players and one of them even used the term "Owen Voices" on the air when talking about an injured player... o_O

So which one of you farkers got a tv job and didn't tell us?
 
2013-10-21 04:49:27 PM

ShiningWizard: Speaking of fantasy football, my oldest brother tells me that the cast of the NFL Network's fantasy live show (or whatever it's called) are all big wrasslin fans. He said last week they were talking about guys being "jobbers", saying each other were "marks" for certain players and one of them even used the term "Owen Voices" on the air when talking about an injured player... o_O

So which one of you farkers got a tv job and didn't tell us?


Shhh!  No one is supposed to know about Dougie's second job!  XD
 
2013-10-21 05:04:37 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Speaking of fantasy football, my oldest brother tells me that the cast of the NFL Network's fantasy live show (or whatever it's called) are all big wrasslin fans. He said last week they were talking about guys being "jobbers", saying each other were "marks" for certain players and one of them even used the term "Owen Voices" on the air when talking about an injured player... o_O

So which one of you farkers got a tv job and didn't tell us?

Shhh!  No one is supposed to know about Dougie's second job!  XD


I would like to see a weekly wrestling show hosted by Dougie and [REDACTED]. Guess that would have to be on pay cable though huh?

Maybe verbaltoxin and Jim From St. Paul can do a clean-ish version on Spike or something, lulz
 
2013-10-21 05:59:09 PM
Just because it was on my clipboard after posting it elsewhere...

i1224.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 06:25:08 PM
Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.
 
2013-10-21 06:27:20 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


i1224.photobucket.com

/Wait until we find out the "CM" stands for "Clenis Muncher"!
 
2013-10-21 07:19:00 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Joelogon: How quickly will Triple H abeyance the Tag Team belts from the Rhodes Brothers?

Sorry, is the verbing of "abeyance" a thing in WWE?

About a month ago, Mr. H's decided to declare the WWE Title as "held in abeyance" instead of the traditional "held up" or "vacant".

So, now

[i6.photobucket.com image 615x400]

Or, even better:




/crew guy blocked the view a bit
//Raw was GMJ/Jetski!


Goldies expression in the foreground of that screen grab is great.
 
2013-10-21 07:22:07 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


I so hope this is true!!!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-21 07:22:38 PM
BIG NIGHT TONIGHT GOPHER VIKING NATION!


a.espncdn.com

Tonight, we head off into the Meadowlands to face the givers of 41-donut. Many Vikings fans don't remember 41-donut in much the same way as someone once told me that there was a third Matrix movie. Oh it happened Viking Nation. It happened. Never before in recent memory has a team layed down in an NFC championship game like we did.

Now in an earlier draft of this Keys to Victory™, I typed "the perpatrators of 41-donut". Then I realized that we were not playing Dennis Green, Randy Moss and Daunte Culpepper, so HOORAY FOR EDITING.

LET ME US MOVE ON.

Tonight starts the Josh Freeman era. Josh, according to my Madden 25™ roster update, has much better stats in mid to long-range accuracy then Ponder or Cassell. His arm strength is FAR greater too. So there's that.

AP averaged 6 YPC last game. So there's that.

Our defense at least has Harrison Smi... hmmm? He what? Well... shiat.

I would love to call this a trap game, however we suck so bad on defense that it would kind of be an insult to the 0-6 Giants to suggest we are not on their level at this point.

VIKINGS KEYS TO VICTORY™.


*First and foremost, break into Eli Manning's locker and steal his helmet. Because he is going to tear apart our god awful secondary.

*Shoulder Blocks. We *really* need Phil Loadholt to stop trying to use these and actually use his whole body and hands BLOCK someone.

*Pray to God Bill Musgrave steps down and someone new has to call plays JUST to change things up, since lord knows everyone already can guess what Musgrave will probably run.

*MILK THE CLOCK. The longer our D is standing on the sidelines, the better off we are.

*THROW A DEEP PASS ACCURATELY(or at least really fast). Please Freeman? It's all we brought you in to do really.

*HOPE THE GIANTS SUCK MORE THEN WE DO.


SKOL VIKINGS, SKOL!
 
2013-10-21 07:22:45 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


For anyone interested, Lita will be at Chiller Theater this weekend if you wish to offer condolences/unsuccessfully hit on her.  And if she turns you down, Tammy Sytch is just a booth away.
 
2013-10-21 07:23:41 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


wasn't that kinda rumored/assumed after they were spotted at a Cubs game together?
 
2013-10-21 07:26:17 PM
New work schedule. I can once again return to the fWc live... rather than taped to watch the next morning.


In other 'doing something silly' news, I sent a dare to JBL over Twitter to use "Whip it Good" on air. I would so laugh my ass off if he did... then try to figure out what his Fark handle is.
 
2013-10-21 07:27:37 PM
HOLY CRAP A JFSP SIGHTING!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!! :D
 
2013-10-21 07:33:13 PM
*starts whistling nonchalantly while wrapping a folding chair in barbed wire and a towel soaked in lighter fluid*

*lights the towel*

Soon.
 
2013-10-21 07:33:59 PM
Oohhh summer rae vs Paige on nxt on sky
 
2013-10-21 07:37:11 PM

The Bestest: robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.

wasn't that kinda rumored/assumed after they were spotted at a Cubs game together?


Yeah.  Konnan went on the radio and confirmed it.  I guess he knows people.  Bowdy bowdy people.
 
2013-10-21 07:37:46 PM
HHH is doing a good job at the moment.
 
2013-10-21 07:37:53 PM
Hey everyone!  Let's hope WWE can at least do better than MNF this week, lol.

Again, a big thanks to everyone for looking out for us last week!  We got 4 signs on air, so we did pretty good, imo!  :D

Signs that made it:

We hold this sign in abeyance
Vintage potato salad
Why is this is the sports tab?
Believe in REDACTED
 
2013-10-21 07:38:49 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Oohhh summer rae vs Paige on nxt on sky


I'll be in my bunk.  :D
 
2013-10-21 07:40:21 PM

robsul82: The Bestest: robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.

wasn't that kinda rumored/assumed after they were spotted at a Cubs game together?

Yeah.  Konnan went on the radio and confirmed it.  I guess he knows people.  Bowdy bowdy people.


The MLW podcast is pretty good.  If anything it is fun to hear Konnan get high and tell stories.

"Wildcat Willie, the black Nitro Girl, the Yeii, and Hulk Hogan are 4Lyfe"

/lame old guys said "4 lyfe" fast
//cool young guys said it slow
///4 lyyyyyfe
 
2013-10-21 07:42:07 PM
i282.photobucket.com

EVIL!
 
2013-10-21 07:42:51 PM
I'm enjoying JBL as being the heel GM on NXT.
 
2013-10-21 07:44:17 PM

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Speaking of fantasy football, my oldest brother tells me that the cast of the NFL Network's fantasy live show (or whatever it's called) are all big wrasslin fans. He said last week they were talking about guys being "jobbers", saying each other were "marks" for certain players and one of them even used the term "Owen Voices" on the air when talking about an injured player... o_O

So which one of you farkers got a tv job and didn't tell us?

Shhh!  No one is supposed to know about Dougie's second job!  XD

I would like to see a weekly wrestling show hosted by Dougie and [REDACTED]. Guess that would have to be on pay cable though huh?

Maybe verbaltoxin and Jim From St. Paul can do a clean-ish version on Spike or something, lulz


I'm willing to bet there's a few tv personalities who browse these forums to steal lines.

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE KID!
 
2013-10-21 07:44:34 PM

Igor Jakovsky: I'm enjoying JBL as being the heel GM on NXT.


Yeah, they are doing a ton of awesome stuff down there.  JBL's over the top personality fits in well in that world. All of those characters wont work on the main roster but it is really fun to see guys get goofy gimmicks and tweak them and work with them and make them work (i.e. Bo Dallas. WOW so awesome).
 
2013-10-21 07:44:58 PM
How many of YOU were referenced on a show watched by hundreds of lovers?

I was gonna attempt to watch it and look for my sign, however I didn't make it past the opening video because, you know... It's wrestling.

Side note, Impact is coming to my town in 2 weeks. Tickets start at $5.

Ringside was $25 apparently.

Helluva "sport" *snicker* you got there
 
2013-10-21 07:45:30 PM
i282.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-21 07:46:16 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


If this leads to Punk vs. Bryan, I'll allow it.
 
2013-10-21 07:46:24 PM
I am almost finished the main campaign of Pokemon X, for the none of you that are curious. They've really done away with grinding for the most part for having an Exp Share apply to everyone in your six-Pokemon party. I HAVE A MYSTICAL DEER GOD THAT I WILL FEED TINY CUPCAKES.

I'll be paying attention this time, honest.
 
2013-10-21 07:47:53 PM
So far the vacant WWE title has lasted longer than both of Daniel Bryan's reigns.
 
2013-10-21 07:47:56 PM
I'm going to put my brain in abeyance and watch for a little bit.
 
2013-10-21 07:48:20 PM
Karates weekly checklist

1. Bad acting
2. Boring match(es)
3. Nothing eventful
4. Dance off
5. Horribly predictable main event
 
2013-10-21 07:48:56 PM

robsul82: Punk is now dating AJ.  I'm not even sure where the Clooney of professional wrestling goes from here once he gets tired of that too.


Has he ever had Velvet Sky? I wish that for him.
 
2013-10-21 07:49:11 PM
Maybe if your lucky, Cena will be there
 
2013-10-21 07:49:13 PM
And yes, tonight's game is a battle for the basement, so Raw should see an uptick in ratings, unless the sight of Triple and Nipple H offends people so bad, they'd rather watch Eli Manning and Christian Ponder square off in a fail fest.
 
2013-10-21 07:49:13 PM

Tenor Reaper: I am almost finished the main campaign of Pokemon X, for the none of you that are curious. They've really done away with grinding for the most part for having an Exp Share apply to everyone in your six-Pokemon party. I HAVE A MYSTICAL DEER GOD THAT I WILL FEED TINY CUPCAKES.

I'll be paying attention this time, honest.


art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-10-21 07:50:11 PM
I fully intend to miss the opening segment of RAW in favor of finishing this Mel Brooks interview.

Link
 
2013-10-21 07:50:25 PM
I've had a few questions about it, so I'll tell you all here. Yes, I've got the rules ready for Survivor Series. Yes, I'll tell them to you at Hell in a Cell this weekend. The teams are set too.
 
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