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(Telegraph)   If you're partying with Kim Jong-un and he opens up a bottle of tequila, Dennis Rodman assures you that it's going to be the best bottle of tequila available   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 43
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Skr
2013-10-21 09:25:25 AM
It's probably that excrement in the glass gun bottle isn't it?
 
2013-10-21 09:29:45 AM
Best Tequila from Best Korea
 
2013-10-21 09:31:00 AM
Suffering from excessive differentiation between valuable information and the crap continually spewed by self important morons? Ask your Dr. whether new prescription Giveafukulox can help you care what complete tards have to say.
 
2013-10-21 09:31:58 AM
Here's the thing. To have the best tequila in North Korea, you've got to be the most powerful person in the country.

In America, I can go to K-mart and buy the best tequila and buy the same thing.
 
2013-10-21 09:33:22 AM
Poor Dennis Rodman. He has no idea that he is just some clueless Ass0le being used as a PR pawn by Glorious leader of best Korea. He really thinks he is making a difference and/or helping, not just being a worldwide laughing stock and dumb jock.

You could almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a giant douchenozzle.
 
2013-10-21 09:36:17 AM
static.comicvine.com

It's a Good Best life.
 
2013-10-21 09:36:18 AM
Rodman said. "He likes people to be happy around him.

oh wow!
 
2013-10-21 09:36:51 AM
I'm sure in your good friend's concentration camps they are very impressed by you, Mr. Rodman.
 
2013-10-21 09:37:29 AM
baldmove.com

¡El mejor tequila de Corea del Norte!
 
2013-10-21 09:37:30 AM
Rodman, 52, paid a second visit to North Korea in September and described Kim as "a good friend."

Well, THERE'S a statement that won't come back to haunt him later on.
 
2013-10-21 09:38:25 AM
That's just beautiful. Did you get to view any hangings while you were sipping cocktails, Dennis? Or are the millions starving in silence what really do it for you? How much does a basketball cost over there anyway?

To hell with that fat, spoiled boy-dictator and to hell with anyone who says they're "good friends" with him.
 
2013-10-21 09:41:09 AM
Ain't no party like a Kim Jong-un party
Cuz a Kim Jong-un party don't stop
 
2013-10-21 09:42:26 AM
"He likes people to be happy around him"

A GIS for "starving North Korea" confirms this.
 
2013-10-21 09:42:41 AM
From one of TFA comments, regarding his facial piercings: " If you tied a magnet to his foot he would kick himself to death. "

Had to lol.
 
2013-10-21 09:46:09 AM

Barfmaker: From one of TFA comments, regarding his facial piercings: " If you tied a magnet to his foot he would kick himself to death. "

Had to lol.


It would truly be a miracle.
 
2013-10-21 09:47:01 AM
That's it... Dennis Rodman should have his race card taken away. He can't give people shiat about black people being oppressed if he parties with a guy who's family has been oppressing people for 3 generations. He's obviously ok with people being kept down by the man.
 
2013-10-21 09:49:14 AM

SpectroBoy: Poor Dennis Rodman. He has no idea that he is just some clueless Ass0le being used as a PR pawn by Glorious leader of best Korea. He really thinks he is making a difference and/or helping, not just being a worldwide laughing stock and dumb jock.

You could almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a giant douchenozzle.


You mistake evil for stupidity - this isn't an exploitation. It's a transaction.

Rodman does, obviously, realize what's going on. Rodman likes the attention, acts like a gold-digging whore, and in return for North Korea enjoying the attentions of a "personality", is lavished with the same love and attention any emperor has for his pets. Rodman's always wanted to be somebody's biatch.

I wonder how many folks starved so that Rodman could be impressed by Kim's choice of tequila. I wonder if Rodman even cares.
 
2013-10-21 09:50:56 AM

kbronsito: That's it... Dennis Rodman should have his race card taken away. He can't give people shiat about black people being oppressed if he parties with a guy who's family has been oppressing people for 3 generations. He's obviously ok with people being kept down by the man.


No, he's just embraced "fark you, got mine" as a lifestyle, and did so long before that sort of thing fell out of fashion. He's a greedy attention whore, nothing more. Trust me, he's well beyond caring about such things like "race", "class", "ethics", or "morals."
 
2013-10-21 09:51:47 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Ain't no party like a Kim Jong-un party
Cuz a Kim Jong-un party don't stop IS MANDATORY


FTFY
 
2013-10-21 09:53:39 AM

NutWrench: Well, THERE'S a statement that won't come back to haunt him later on.


Meh. He has enough money that it doesn't matter. And that's the point.
 
2013-10-21 09:54:30 AM

Aar1012: Primitive Screwhead: Ain't no party like a Kim Jong-un party
Cuz a Kim Jong-un party don't stop IS MANDATORY

FTFY


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2013-10-21 09:59:34 AM
A lot of people up in here getting jelly of the rod man. Trying a little to hard to make dictatorship seem evil.
 
2013-10-21 10:02:32 AM

Headso: Rodman said. "He likes people to be happy around him.

oh wow!


I guess if you are a self-absorbed "famous person" who is willing to overlook all the people Kim Jong enslaves, tortures, and kills it is easy to be happy while eating and drinking in the plantation dining room.
 
2013-10-21 10:02:39 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "He likes people to be happy around him"


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-21 10:03:42 AM
This is Dennis Rodman's Jane Fonda moment.
 
2013-10-21 10:08:22 AM
I'm just glad the Kim's aren't responsible for as much murderous suffering and human rights violations as say Iraq or Syria or any of the other places we attempt (successfully or otherwise) to topple despot leaders for treating their people badly. Carry on Kim. We are happily standing by to do nothing.

/put me on a plane and smuggle me a .338 into NK and I'll gladly remedy this situation personally
 
2013-10-21 10:09:15 AM

trappedspirit: A lot of people up in here getting jelly of the rod man. Trying a little to hard to make dictatorship seem evil.


1/10. Had you been more subtle, it would've hooked, but, no one's this stupid.
 
2013-10-21 10:13:31 AM

Rude Turnip: This is Dennis Rodman's Jane Fonda moment.


False equivalency is false.

Jane Fonda protested that the United States bombed civilian works and called leaders that attacked civilians "war criminals" - and, here's the point: she was right, as much as we hated to admit it. Years later, we're still dealing with the fallout of such horrors as the My Lai massacre. (Tell me, do you think the folks that protested the atrocities during the Bush administration's Afghanistan and Iraq wars are also "traitors?" Please.)

By contrast, Dennis Rodman isn't protesting a damned thing, and we're not bombing North Korea into Hell. He's partying on the dime of a brutal dictator while that dictator's countryfolk starve.

See? Not the same thing at all.
 
2013-10-21 10:17:50 AM

Rude Turnip: This is Dennis Rodman's Jane Fonda moment.


With two differences:
1- He's older than she was and should know better.
2- The U.S. aren't in a shooting war with North Korea.
 
2013-10-21 10:23:09 AM
There's plenty of cuckoo to go around in Nork-land.
 
2013-10-21 10:26:19 AM

TV's Vinnie: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "He likes people to be happy around him"

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that's heart breaking
 
2013-10-21 10:28:27 AM

TV's Vinnie: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "He likes people to be happy around him"

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I imagine all those people were executed afterwards or sent to a reeducation camp.
 
2013-10-21 10:32:29 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "He likes people to be happy around him"

A GIS for "starving North Korea" confirms this.


He keeps those people away from him.
 
2013-10-21 10:41:08 AM

SpectroBoy: Poor Dennis Rodman. He has no idea that he is just some clueless Ass0le being used as a PR pawn by Glorious leader of best Korea. He really thinks he is making a difference and/or helping, not just being a worldwide laughing stock and dumb jock.

You could almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a giant douchenozzle.


For North Korea to get better. The people need to stand up.  The people wont stand up if they think glorious leader is just like them.  Dennis Rodman is doing a great service for the oppressed people there.  The more he parties and is public about it... the more likely people will do something.
 
2013-10-21 10:44:56 AM

kvinesknows: SpectroBoy: Poor Dennis Rodman. He has no idea that he is just some clueless Ass0le being used as a PR pawn by Glorious leader of best Korea. He really thinks he is making a difference and/or helping, not just being a worldwide laughing stock and dumb jock.

You could almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a giant douchenozzle.

For North Korea to get better. The people need to stand up.  The people wont stand up if they think glorious leader is just like them.  Dennis Rodman is doing a great service for the oppressed people there.  The more he parties and is public about it... the more likely people will do something.


Ha, no they won't! The only info the people of North Korea are receiving about the shenanigans are that Dennis Rodman is gracing them with his presence and giving Dear Leader gifts. They probably don't hear about the jetskis, hookers, and quality inebriants.
 
Ant
2013-10-21 10:46:21 AM
Dennis Rodman is a farking idiot. How the fark can he pal around with the dictator of one of the most farked up countries on Earth? This is a hellhole started by someone who thought Orwell's 1984 was a farking instruction manual!

"It's like going to Hawaii or Ibiza, but he's the only one that lives there," Rodman said. "He likes people to be happy around him...or else!!"
 
2013-10-21 12:06:32 PM

FormlessOne: Rude Turnip: This is Dennis Rodman's Jane Fonda moment.

False equivalency is false.

Jane Fonda protested that the United States bombed civilian works and called leaders that attacked civilians "war criminals" - and, here's the point: she was right, as much as we hated to admit it. Years later, we're still dealing with the fallout of such horrors as the My Lai massacre. (Tell me, do you think the folks that protested the atrocities during the Bush administration's Afghanistan and Iraq wars are also "traitors?" Please.)

By contrast, Dennis Rodman isn't protesting a damned thing, and we're not bombing North Korea into Hell. He's partying on the dime of a brutal dictator while that dictator's countryfolk starve.

See? Not the same thing at all.


Didn't she also allege that POW's claiming to suffer systematic torture from the NVA were lying scumbags?
 
2013-10-21 12:33:19 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

"I said play this f*cking guitar right f*cking now. You don't want to play it? OK, write is name - what's your f*cking name? Jin? Jun? Whatever. Write it down. Seriously, who's going to play me some goddamn Rodriguez here, huh? How many of you do I have to shoot before I get some Rodriguez?"
 
2013-10-21 02:18:33 PM
Just another Tequila Un-rise...
 
2013-10-21 02:57:56 PM
Dennis Rodman is Kim's newest exotic pet.
 
2013-10-21 04:18:30 PM
You know, I have to admit something here. Justin Beiber may be a Douche, but at least he's not Dennis Rodman level of Douche.
 
2013-10-21 04:47:20 PM
glad to see this guy doesn't have any problems in his life


/hah
 
2013-10-21 06:49:19 PM
Think Kim "did him a solid" again this time?

Next time, Dennis aught to show up in one of his famous dresses, THAT would be a hoot eh?
 
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