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(Gawker)   Man prevented from boarding a Jet Blue flight with a carry-on bag holding a container of pretzels ... and 12 knives. And 12 lighters. And 5 pairs of scissors   (gawker.com) divider line 13
    More: Scary, lighters, pretzels, developmental disorder, containers  
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2013-10-21 01:28:55 AM  
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Knows about pretzels.
 
2013-10-21 09:13:41 AM  
Does anyone even know why the TSA does this anymore?

/Terra! Terra! Terra!
 
2013-10-21 09:16:33 AM  
Why not SIX pairs of scissors? Odd...
 
2013-10-21 09:31:31 AM  
Clearly we should restrict scissor ownership. I mean, it's not like you're using more than two pair at a time, right? Who needs that many scissors? I hate paranoid scissor nuts.
 
2013-10-21 09:46:39 AM  

untaken_name: Clearly we should restrict scissor ownership. I mean, it's not like you're using more than two pair at a time, right? Who needs that many scissors? I hate paranoid scissor nuts.


My wife came home from Home Depot with a 5 pack of scissors.  They were different sizes and they all sucked.  My kitchen shears have outlasted them all.
 
2013-10-21 09:52:25 AM  

Pharque-it


Why not SIX pairs of scissors? Odd...


Five pairs of scissors? Odd. Six pairs? Even.
 
2013-10-21 11:48:02 AM  
/nscsb

Just left Denver the other day, had purchased a knife at the top of pikes peak for my father-in law.  It was a swiss army-type do-dad, we placed it in his coffee mug we also purchased wrapped it up and stuck in my back pack.  FF to a few days later and I'm getting a full body pat down, knife is in the trash, got to my airplane right before they closed the door, got a seat on the very back of the plane (SW) and made it home.

Moral of the story is don't fly SW unless your really cheap.
 
2013-10-21 12:03:51 PM  

JolobinSmokin: /nscsb

Just left Denver the other day, had purchased a knife at the top of pikes peak for my father-in law.  It was a swiss army-type do-dad, we placed it in his coffee mug we also purchased wrapped it up and stuck in my back pack.  FF to a few days later and I'm getting a full body pat down, knife is in the trash, got to my airplane right before they closed the door, got a seat on the very back of the plane (SW) and made it home.

Moral of the story is don't fly SW unless your really cheap.


I don't see how that's Southwest's fault. They don't man the security checkpoints.

Southwest rocks.
 
2013-10-21 12:11:20 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Pharque-it

Why not SIX pairs of scissors? Odd...


Five pairs of scissors? Odd. Six pairs? Even.


Ehhh.... right!
 
2013-10-21 12:17:01 PM  

Lord Dimwit: JolobinSmokin: /nscsb

Just left Denver the other day, had purchased a knife at the top of pikes peak for my father-in law.  It was a swiss army-type do-dad, we placed it in his coffee mug we also purchased wrapped it up and stuck in my back pack.  FF to a few days later and I'm getting a full body pat down, knife is in the trash, got to my airplane right before they closed the door, got a seat on the very back of the plane (SW) and made it home.

Moral of the story is don't fly SW unless your really cheap.

I don't see how that's Southwest's fault. They don't man the security checkpoints.

Southwest rocks.


You know how I know your standard for airlines is somewhere between Jacksonville Jaguers fan and Idaho State Vandals.
 
2013-10-21 12:26:18 PM  

Principal Clarinet: [sermonreflections.files.wordpress.com image 500x333]
Knows about pretzels.



also knows about pretzels without something to wash down...

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2013-10-21 06:55:07 PM  
You manky Scots git. I nearly soiled myself.
 
2013-10-21 08:10:45 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Does anyone even know why the TSA does this anymore?

/Terra! Terra! Terra!


So this is Terra Schiavo? I'd hate to see what state he'd be in if he'd also had a few vegetables
 
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