Bob Down: Exactly how hungry do you have to be to eat at a Burger King drive through?Same answer I expect.
vernonFL: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]I once fell asleep at a Burger King drive through.
gopher321: "Can I take your order please""Zzzzzz...""OK, that'll be 3 Whoppers, with a side order of Ambien..."
Freakin Rican: this one was betterhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/drunk-19-crashes-truck-taco-be ll -times-cops-article-1.1480849
Harry Freakstorm: So where did the 25 other drunks go when they found the drive through blocked? Jack in the Box?/CSBI was at a Jack in the Box for lunch and this lady pulls up to the drive through. You can hear her order over the loud speaker. She says "I wants a Whopper wit light onion and extra pickles and light secret sauce." The employee repeats it back as a Jumbo Jack but it's pretty obvious that the lady has driven around to the window. She gets her order and drives away. A few minutes later, she comes back arguing about one of the other sandwiches and is demanding something for her time and gas since she drove back. The manager can only offer her a free soda. Then, she starts in about the Whopper and the manager informs her that this is a Jack in the Box. "Really? When did yous change it? And why din't you tell me when I ordered. This is grievous. Very Grievous!" The manager informs her that it had always been a Jack in the Box bust she is already formulating the Breach of Public Trust and False Advertising lawsuit in her head. She takes his name and gets the address of the place and leaves.
the_vegetarian_cannibal: Freakin Rican: this one was betterhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/drunk-19-crashes-truck-taco-be ll -times-cops-article-1.1480849[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x716]Damn, Jonah Hill has fallen on some hard times.
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