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(New York Daily News)   Exactly how drunk do you have to be to fall asleep at a Burger King drive through?   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-10-21 06:23:47 AM  
pretty.
 
2013-10-21 06:52:06 AM  
not very.
 
2013-10-21 06:57:58 AM  
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I once fell asleep at a Burger King drive through.
 
2013-10-21 07:05:37 AM  
I'd imagine that, after a certain hour in the morning, that's a pretty common occurrance.
 
2013-10-21 07:07:44 AM  
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2013-10-21 07:08:05 AM  
It's only because I was so busy in the Burger King bathroom.
 
2013-10-21 07:10:33 AM  
Approximately Herb drunks.
 
2013-10-21 07:12:58 AM  
I once got shiatty in a burger king drive thru
 
2013-10-21 07:16:25 AM  
could be easy due to the length of time they take.

Sometimes is like they are surprised when you order a burger.
 
2013-10-21 07:17:53 AM  
Kyler Ginter, 41, of Sparta, apparently never got it his way because the fast-food restaurant's manager saw him asleep at the wheel near the order screen, reported the Morristown Patch.

"I knew I couldn't handle it and I just wanted to stay here," Ginter told police, according to a police report.


I guess a parking spot was out of the question, huh?
 
2013-10-21 07:23:48 AM  
Done in three.
 
2013-10-21 07:29:35 AM  
Exactly how hungry do you have to be to eat at a Burger King drive through?

Same answer I expect.
 
2013-10-21 07:30:56 AM  

Bob Down: Exactly how hungry do you have to be to eat at a Burger King drive through?

Same answer I expect.


Proof read, dipstick.
 
2013-10-21 07:35:04 AM  
Well, first you have to be drunk enough to want to eat burger king.
 
2013-10-21 07:44:21 AM  

vernonFL: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

I once fell asleep at a Burger King drive through.


Aight', stop what you're doin'...
 
2013-10-21 07:49:30 AM  
Done in 14. It's on my list of places to never eat again.
 
2013-10-21 07:55:04 AM  

Exactly how drunk do you have to be to fall asleep at a Burger King drive through?


You have to drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf.
 
2013-10-21 08:03:56 AM  
"Can I take your order please"
"Zzzzzz...""OK, that'll be 3 Whoppers, with a side order of Ambien..."
 
2013-10-21 08:04:59 AM  
Was he wearing bunny slippers?
 
2013-10-21 08:06:37 AM  

gopher321: "Can I take your order please"
"Zzzzzz...""OK, that'll be 3 Whoppers, with a side order of Ambien..."


Too early for flapjacks?
 
2013-10-21 08:09:30 AM  
 
2013-10-21 08:22:33 AM  
Headline: Exactly how drunk do you have to be to willingly visit fall asleep at a Burger King drive through?
 
2013-10-21 08:25:29 AM  
So where did the 25 other drunks go when they found the drive through blocked? Jack in the Box?


/CSB
I was at a Jack in the Box for lunch and this lady pulls up to the drive through. You can hear her order over the loud speaker. She says "I wants a Whopper wit light onion and extra pickles and light secret sauce." The employee repeats it back as a Jumbo Jack but it's pretty obvious that the lady has driven around to the window. She gets her order and drives away. A few minutes later, she comes back arguing about one of the other sandwiches and is demanding something for her time and gas since she drove back. The manager can only offer her a free soda. Then, she starts in about the Whopper and the manager informs her that this is a Jack in the Box. "Really? When did yous change it? And why din't you tell me when I ordered. This is grievous. Very Grievous!" The manager informs her that it had always been a Jack in the Box bust she is already formulating the Breach of Public Trust and False Advertising lawsuit in her head. She takes his name and gets the address of the place and leaves.
 
2013-10-21 08:26:28 AM  

Freakin Rican: this one was better

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/drunk-19-crashes-truck-taco-be ll -times-cops-article-1.1480849


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Damn, Jonah Hill has fallen on some hard times.
 
2013-10-21 08:28:32 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: So where did the 25 other drunks go when they found the drive through blocked? Jack in the Box?


/CSB
I was at a Jack in the Box for lunch and this lady pulls up to the drive through. You can hear her order over the loud speaker. She says "I wants a Whopper wit light onion and extra pickles and light secret sauce." The employee repeats it back as a Jumbo Jack but it's pretty obvious that the lady has driven around to the window. She gets her order and drives away. A few minutes later, she comes back arguing about one of the other sandwiches and is demanding something for her time and gas since she drove back. The manager can only offer her a free soda. Then, she starts in about the Whopper and the manager informs her that this is a Jack in the Box. "Really? When did yous change it? And why din't you tell me when I ordered. This is grievous. Very Grievous!" The manager informs her that it had always been a Jack in the Box bust she is already formulating the Breach of Public Trust and False Advertising lawsuit in her head. She takes his name and gets the address of the place and leaves.


Was it this woman?
 
2013-10-21 08:35:37 AM  
If it's the Burger King by my house.....not drunk at all.  Takes like 40 minutes to get a Whopper Jr. meal with a Coke.  Anything more complicated than that and you may as well plan to spend the night.
 
2013-10-21 08:36:08 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Freakin Rican: this one was better

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/drunk-19-crashes-truck-taco-be ll -times-cops-article-1.1480849

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x716]

Damn, Jonah Hill has fallen on some hard times.


Still not very compelling
 
2013-10-21 09:11:46 AM  
More drunk to fall asleep at a McDonald's drive through but not drunk enough to fall asleep at a Wendy's drive through.
 
2013-10-21 09:14:06 AM  
Drunks fall asleep behind the wheel regularly, so nothing new here.

It happened on two occasions when I was in college, each time it was some dude in front of me at a traffic light who zonked out...I had to get out of my car and go knock on their window to wake them up.

Each time they woke up and sped off.
 
2013-10-21 09:25:58 AM  
Just enough.
 
2013-10-21 09:30:24 AM  
Good times, drunk at the drive through.  Though typically the issue seems to be the drunk tries to turn the dining area into the parking area
 
2013-10-21 10:06:12 AM  
 
2013-10-21 11:58:58 AM  
For me the answer is .18

I passed out in a Jack In The Box drive-thru back in my drinking days. The cops were the ones who rudely woke me up and took me to jail.

/as they should have
 
2013-10-21 01:52:17 PM  
Enough to be at the burger king drive through.
 
2013-10-21 03:14:22 PM  
How drunk do you have to be to want to eat at a Burger King?  <shudder>
 
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