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(The Local)   Björn Borg to deposit 450 pairs of sexy underwear on Pyongyang, to foster world peace and gain world attention for firm's line of underpants   (thelocal.se) divider line 64
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4159 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2013 at 11:19 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-20 09:54:48 PM
Lingerie is futile.
 
2013-10-20 10:27:07 PM
"Deposit" and "underwear" are not words I like to see in the same sentence
 
2013-10-20 10:59:36 PM
Here's an idea, how about dropping food on the concentration camps where millions of people are starving to death!  I'm sure the family that had to resort to cannibalism with an infant will not appreciate the underwear.
 
2013-10-20 11:01:47 PM
Will he be providing for the pilot's family when he gets blown out of the sky?
 
2013-10-20 11:21:51 PM
Stop making up words, Subby.
 
2013-10-20 11:24:29 PM
Women there will fit perfectly in that lingerie after years of living off of 80 calories a week.
 
2013-10-20 11:24:34 PM
Kim Jong-un will model each pair personally.
 
2013-10-20 11:26:30 PM
Dare I say it...  But is this thread going to full of pictures of Asian women in sexy underwear?   Bonus points if they're Korean.
 
2013-10-20 11:30:36 PM
Björn Borg prepares to 'love-bomb' the North Korean capital

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2013-10-20 11:31:26 PM
As God as my witness, I thought Jockeys could fly.
 
2013-10-20 11:31:35 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Dare I say it...  But is this thread going to full of pictures of Asian women in sexy underwear?   Bonus points if they're Korean.


pichars.org
 
2013-10-20 11:33:26 PM
You cannot be serious.
 
2013-10-20 11:34:31 PM
The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.
 
2013-10-20 11:35:20 PM

fusillade762: Björn Borg prepares to 'love-bomb' the North Korean capital

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LOL, I haven't heard them in forever!!! It's like I'm back to my old school electro and industrial days in high school.
 
2013-10-20 11:35:40 PM

farkingismybusiness: Satanic_Hamster: Dare I say it...  But is this thread going to full of pictures of Asian women in sexy underwear?   Bonus points if they're Korean.

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Isle seat for you!
/No window!
 
2013-10-20 11:36:55 PM

farkingismybusiness: Satanic_Hamster: Dare I say it...  But is this thread going to full of pictures of Asian women in sexy underwear?   Bonus points if they're Korean.

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You sick, sick bastige

/laughed so hard I scared the cats
 
2013-10-20 11:38:13 PM

Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.


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2013-10-20 11:39:44 PM
I know this is Fark and all, that mixed with I'm having a particularly depressive night but...what. the fark.

People will die because of this asshole.  Not even under the guise of bombs or food or socks or anything.  God, we suck so much.  I picture some blonde asshole.  "It's good ya!! HAHAHAHA!" Biplane doppler effect away.

The dead baby in the shopping bag didn't do it, but for some reason this one gets to me.   Brawndo and all, I guess.
 
2013-10-20 11:41:27 PM
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-20 11:45:16 PM

cc_rider: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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If you mean the norks, then yes, just give it 20 years.
 
2013-10-20 11:46:34 PM
This bra bomb of yours better work Nerdlinger!
 
2013-10-20 11:47:59 PM
Came for Swedish tennis references/jokes. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-10-20 11:48:45 PM
Oh yeah, the tennis guy.  Exactly what I pictured.

ball71.com

Hot hot hot!

From the article, they don't have any idea how to do it, because AA guns would take care of their little party right quick I'm sure.  South Korea is in a tizzy, oh ho ho ho!

I got game in Seoul.  They help feed my kid so I just....I dunno.  So farking dumb, the whole thing.
 
2013-10-20 11:49:52 PM
What sexy Borg underwear may look like:

images.wikia.com

/Bring out the Gimp!
 
2013-10-20 11:52:15 PM

Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

ecx.images-amazon.com

Don't be too sure.
 
2013-10-20 11:54:50 PM
Riker: "Do you remember anything, Captain?"
Picard: "I don't remember numbah one.  There wos...many elastic bands.  Fabric.  I must retire to my quarters."
 
2013-10-20 11:55:02 PM

fusillade762: Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

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ciberido: Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

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Don't be too sure.


*shakes tasty g-string of rage*
 
2013-10-21 12:01:12 AM
The government would require it to be collected by the starving prisoners and transferred to the military. And then shoot the prisoners, because the fact that they are still alive would be taken as evidence that they stole the food.

You can't fix problems without fixing government first.
 
2013-10-21 12:02:15 AM
Dang it, I meant to quote Borg above, who apparently has nothing to do with the Borg in the headline. Or the Borg /u/BithSetMeUp posted above.
 
2013-10-21 12:09:10 AM

ciberido: Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

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Don't be too sure.


Wow, Making a joke about starving people in slave labor camps that's might American of you. Got any good holocaust jokes?
 
2013-10-21 12:19:45 AM

Bith Set Me Up: What sexy Borg underwear may look like:

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/Bring out the Gimp!


farm2.staticflickr.com

I was thinking more of this...
 
2013-10-21 12:30:37 AM
Ok, yes, goddamnit. Those are some rather sexy underwear in the article. Where can I get a pair in XL?
 
2013-10-21 12:35:14 AM

Phoenix_M: ciberido: Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

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Don't be too sure.

Wow, Making a joke about starving people in slave labor camps that's might American of you. Got any good holocaust jokes?


memedepot.com
 
2013-10-21 12:36:15 AM
I thought Björn Borg was a tennis player
 
2013-10-21 12:39:16 AM
Well, at least now we know what step 2 is...
 
2013-10-21 12:42:42 AM
This is cuckoo: Bjorn Borg can't slingshot boxer-briefs to Pyongyang all helter-skelter.  This could short-circuit or ongoing stand-off, jump-start a world-wide huggermugger, and bomb blasts will slap-chop us all to bacon bits.
 
2013-10-21 12:44:44 AM
This may be the most Madlib-esque headline I've ever seen.
 
2013-10-21 12:44:46 AM
c4.diapers.com

Is this his ultimate goal?
WORLD DOMINATION!
 
2013-10-21 12:46:36 AM

fusillade762: Phoenix_M: ciberido: Zeppelininthesky: The starving people of North Korea can't eat panties.

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Don't be too sure.

Wow, Making a joke about starving people in slave labor camps that's might American of you. Got any good holocaust jokes?

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Since fusillade762 has already taken care of the main point, let me just add, if you feel like passing judgment on me for what I have said about North Korea, please do your research first.  Google my name, Fark, and "North Korea."  After you've read every post I've made on all Fark threads about North Korea, then feel free to pass judgment.
 
2013-10-21 12:47:05 AM

Xcott: This is cuckoo: Bjorn Borg can't slingshot boxer-briefs to Pyongyang all helter-skelter.  This could short-circuit or ongoing stand-off, jump-start a world-wide huggermugger, and bomb blasts will slap-chop us all to bacon bits.


Honey, those aren't boxer briefs. Those are trunks.
 
2013-10-21 12:53:28 AM

Fart_Machine: Bith Set Me Up: What sexy Borg underwear may look like:

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/Bring out the Gimp!



I was thinking more of this...


7 of 9! Sings like a lark but did not age well, this one.
 
2013-10-21 12:56:53 AM

real_headhoncho: Lingerie is futile.


Done in one.
 
2013-10-21 01:07:58 AM

real_headhoncho: Lingerie is futile.


fcbahistory.pbworks.com

Unless it's a Borg in lingerie.
 
2013-10-21 01:14:09 AM

uber humper: I thought Björn Borg was a tennis player


He was. He has had an underwear line out for years now   http://http://www.bjornborg.com/us/?cjClick=Y
 
2013-10-21 01:20:22 AM
"Sounds Swedish."

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2013-10-21 01:23:15 AM
persephonemagazine.com

"With god as my witness"...
 
2013-10-21 01:26:35 AM

Danger Avoid Death: real_headhoncho: Lingerie is futile.

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Unless it's a Borg in lingerie.


I cannot help but wonder who would be hotter, side-by-side--Jeri Ryan or Alex Kingston...? Of course, we'd need them both in skimpy lingerie, and--

Ohhhh myyyyy...
 
2013-10-21 01:46:45 AM

maram500: Danger Avoid Death: real_headhoncho: Lingerie is futile.

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Unless it's a Borg in lingerie.

I cannot help but wonder who would be hotter, side-by-side--Jeri Ryan or Alex Kingston...? Of course, we'd need them both in skimpy lingerie, and--

Ohhhh myyyyy...


www.evilconservatives.nethqwalls.org

You're welcome.  Oh, and I also found this:  NSFW
 
2013-10-21 02:06:48 AM

HortusMatris: maram500: Danger Avoid Death: real_headhoncho: Lingerie is futile.

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Unless it's a Borg in lingerie.

I cannot help but wonder who would be hotter, side-by-side--Jeri Ryan or Alex Kingston...? Of course, we'd need them both in skimpy lingerie, and--

Ohhhh myyyyy...

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You're welcome.  Oh, and I also found this:  NSFW


I think I broke my little ship...
 
2013-10-21 02:09:32 AM
Because somebody had to:

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"Furr, yur turk dur surrrksur lurngururr, durn yur purt urt un dur Erzhrrn wrrmurns. Durn, urrvururburdah serrs dur Erzhrrn wrrmurns, durn vurld purz!"
 
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