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(Omaha World Herald)   Car thief falls asleep in stolen vehicle   (omaha.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-20 08:20:40 PM
Stacks?
 
2013-10-20 10:11:45 PM
He got tired of stealing?
 
2013-10-20 10:12:37 PM
I swear, when I was thieving there were a much better class of people doing it.
 
2013-10-20 10:17:52 PM
This stuff seems to happen a lot.  Is there some sort of adrenaline rush followed by a crash that comes from committing crimes?
 
2013-10-20 10:20:52 PM
Was it a Bugatti?
 
2013-10-20 10:21:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-20 10:28:54 PM
evergreenterrace.com.au

There's only one car a man should fall asleep in.
 
2013-10-20 10:34:09 PM
Well of course he fell asleep in it, as he didn't want someone else to steal from him.
 
2013-10-20 10:36:02 PM
*scans headline*


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2013-10-20 10:48:06 PM
Car radio was locked on NPR, thief didn't have a chance.
 
2013-10-20 11:05:06 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-20 11:09:15 PM
Oh hey, I know that gas station. It's the same gas station that's kitty-corner to a farking fire dept.
 
2013-10-20 11:36:28 PM

JasonOfOrillia: This stuff seems to happen a lot.  Is there some sort of adrenaline rush followed by a crash that comes from committing crimes?


Yes it's called "Too muchly drunked with badly idears."

Local PD "caught" (read cuffed while asleep) One guy asleep on the floor in the grocery store after opening the safe and his buddy sleeping in the car - with the engine running.
in the mid 1970's,  funny then, funny now.
 
2013-10-21 12:14:24 AM
Heroin will make you pass out.  Protip.
 
2013-10-21 02:34:09 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: Stacks?


Well played. I was wondering how to reference that without saying something impolite
 
2013-10-21 09:43:29 AM
Farking Defense: "I was playing GTA V and I fell asleep at my controller, then I wake up in a car, through the front of that store." Thanks, Rockstar Studios for the lifelike gaming experience.
 
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