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(Lansing State Journal)   Guy calls 911 after Slender Man shows up in his bushes   (lansingstatejournal.com) divider line 79
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2013-10-20 05:42:57 PM
Yeah, 911 won't be able to do much about that.
 
2013-10-20 08:05:34 PM
Found you
 
2013-10-20 08:06:30 PM
Slender-man, Slender-man, 
Does whatever a slender can
 
2013-10-20 08:06:58 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-20 08:07:33 PM
Get Sam & Dean on the case...
 
2013-10-20 08:08:14 PM
Subject was hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2013-10-20 08:08:45 PM
American slender, aka chubby, or the rest of the world slender, aka skin and bones?  I'm just curious.
 
2013-10-20 08:14:47 PM
cdn2.gamefront.com
 
2013-10-20 08:16:20 PM
cdn.meme.li
 
2013-10-20 08:17:32 PM
Oh the TV changed channels and the volume went up and down?  LOL... Sounds like someone was in the bushes playing with a universal remote.
 
2013-10-20 08:22:48 PM

vodka: Oh the TV changed channels and the volume went up and down?  LOL... Sounds like someone was in the bushes playing with a universal remote.


Bawhahaha.......That's exactly what I thought.

/probably one of his buddies.
 
2013-10-20 08:29:02 PM
img.fark.net
It's like a messed up version of Where's Wally.
 
2013-10-20 08:35:04 PM
"...a very thin male wearing a white hoodie standing in the bushes outside the residence that then walked away."

I'd be more concerned about the walking residence than the skinny guy with the universal remote.
 
2013-10-20 08:38:10 PM
Jeff Goldblum pulls some weird pranks in his off time, doesn't he? Not that that should surprise anyone.
 
2013-10-20 08:44:32 PM
otherworldmystery.com
 
2013-10-20 08:44:57 PM

MrHappyRotter: American slender, aka chubby, or the rest of the world slender, aka skin and bones?  I'm just curious.


Your mom slender.
 
2013-10-20 08:51:38 PM
img691.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-20 08:53:48 PM
Since this is the States, shouldn't it be "Morbidly Obese Man"?

Or is that why it's so terrifying... "He came out of the bushes... he had a normal BMI... That ain't right (sobs)... that ain't right!!"
 
2013-10-20 08:57:30 PM
I want to believe
 
2013-10-20 09:02:13 PM
I still don't get the supposed scariness of slenderman.
 
2013-10-20 09:03:25 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

UNDENIABLE PROOF
 
2013-10-20 09:03:41 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-20 09:06:09 PM
is this the annual fark scary story thread????
 
2013-10-20 09:07:23 PM
FTFA: "The resident reported being on the phone and computer and playing Xbox simultaneously..."

holy shiat, was this my son? i am constantly getting on to him for trying to do all the things at once.
 
2013-10-20 09:09:12 PM
Luckily it wasn't Candejack or he
 
2013-10-20 09:11:47 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [otherworldmystery.com image 500x366]


Well. Great. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
 
2013-10-20 09:15:56 PM

Confabulat: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x570]


I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.
 
2013-10-20 09:17:19 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.


And that's why you'll be the first to go...
 
2013-10-20 09:17:33 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Confabulat: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x570]

I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.


That's just how Slender Man likes it.
 
2013-10-20 09:20:32 PM

Lance Uppercut: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.

And that's why you'll be the first to go...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 09:22:31 PM
Came for Enderman and left disappointed
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-20 09:40:00 PM
It's a Mason conspiracy! That stenographer lady was right!
 
2013-10-20 09:40:27 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Confabulat: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x570]

I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.


Check the windows.

bsharitt: I still don't get the supposed scariness of slenderman.


The Slender Man is the ultimate stalker. It attaches itself to you for no apparent or discernible reason - even for something as passing harmlessly through where it lurks - and it cannot be escaped, eluded, bargained with or even understood. The Slender Man is an omnipresent threat. Its silence and facelessness make it terrifying because there is nothing within it that we can identify, no discernible pattern to its movements or victims. It is an implacable, unkillable unknowable that defies all human efforts of understanding.

The Slender Man will get what it wants from you, and you are utterly helpless to stop it.
 
2013-10-20 09:43:47 PM
www.treadwells-london.com
 
2013-10-20 09:48:50 PM

ciberido: [www.treadwells-london.com image 640x904]


Nobody will ever mess with that girl.
 
2013-10-20 09:59:36 PM
This is sort of like a creepypasta writing prompt. Electronics going crazy is almost a requirement in those stories.
 
2013-10-20 10:03:00 PM

teenytinycornteeth: This is sort of like a creepypasta writing prompt. Electronics going crazy is almost a requirement in those stories.


Pretty much every incarnation of The Slender Man Mythos has electronics reacting to Slendy's presence, so you're definitely right there. Most common are "tears" in video footage to start off with (see Marble Hornets as an excellent example), along with other distortions of sound and picture.

On a practical standpoint, electronic interference would impede your target's ability to call for help on a mobile phone.
 
2013-10-20 10:14:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [otherworldmystery.com image 500x366]


Hardly anyone remembers the C-Mongler.

And that's sad.

(they're too busy squealing at someone's dubs)
 
2013-10-20 10:16:29 PM
In other news, it's very easy to abuse a radio transmitter to cause funky things to happen to devices that work on RF energy.  For a quick demo, take an ordinary 2m handheld ham radio.  Turn on a clock radio and position the ham radio's antenna right next to or under the clock radio and key up.  At the very least you'll get spooky noises.  If the radio has "digital controls", the tuner and volume will go up and down.
 
2013-10-20 10:17:21 PM
www.rockpapershotgun.com

/  An image search for XCOM thin man turns nsfw surprisingly quickly.
 
2013-10-20 10:18:33 PM
There's a lot of, what i'll call 'overlap' to be nice, between stories of Tall Greys going back decades, and the more recent Slenderman. Like most UFO and alien reports there is often some kind of electrical interference or shutting down of things.

This has me thinking people are soon going to be reporting abductions by the slenderman. And with people as dumb as they are, it will probably be taken more seriously than alien visitation. The Ghost Hunters will get to the bottom of it, i'm sure.
 
2013-10-20 10:29:40 PM

Shedim: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Confabulat: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x570]

I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking for in that picture.

Check the windows.

bsharitt: I still don't get the supposed scariness of slenderman.

The Slender Man is the ultimate stalker. It attaches itself to you for no apparent or discernible reason - even for something as passing harmlessly through where it lurks - and it cannot be escaped, eluded, bargained with or even understood. The Slender Man is an omnipresent threat. Its silence and facelessness make it terrifying because there is nothing within it that we can identify, no discernible pattern to its movements or victims. It is an implacable, unkillable unknowable that defies all human efforts of understanding.

The Slender Man will get what it wants from you, and you are utterly helpless to stop it.


So we can't bargain, understand, or identify with it being tall, wearing a suit, and standing unobtrusively in the background of pictures? Slender man more like your socially awkward cousin at weddings than any sort of horror trope. I seriously don't get the popularity.
 
2013-10-20 10:32:59 PM

J. Frank Parnell: There's a lot of, what i'll call 'overlap' to be nice, between stories of Tall Greys going back decades, and the more recent Slenderman. Like most UFO and alien reports there is often some kind of electrical interference or shutting down of things.

This has me thinking people are soon going to be reporting abductions by the slenderman. And with people as dumb as they are, it will probably be taken more seriously than alien visitation. The Ghost Hunters will get to the bottom of it, i'm sure.


It goes back longer than that.

0.tqn.com
 
2013-10-20 10:39:39 PM

Confabulat: It goes back longer than that.


I notice a distinct lack of business suit, and spooky no-face.
 
2013-10-20 10:41:03 PM

a particular individual: "...a very thin male wearing a white hoodie standing in the bushes outside the residence that then walked away."

I'd be more concerned about the walking residence than the skinny guy with the universal remote.


I only know of one residence that can get up and walk away.

www.filterforge.com
 
2013-10-20 10:47:35 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Confabulat: It goes back longer than that.

I notice a distinct lack of business suit, and spooky no-face.


Well of course not, Slender Man was invented by Something Awful forums.

But the psychological idea behind him, and the Grey ones, and the Old Hag from legends, they all I think come from the same place in the human psyche.

The suit is new though, that's the internet for you.
 
2013-10-20 10:48:33 PM

belhade: a particular individual: "...a very thin male wearing a white hoodie standing in the bushes outside the residence that then walked away."

I'd be more concerned about the walking residence than the skinny guy with the universal remote.

I only know of one residence that can get up and walk away.

[www.filterforge.com image 850x531]


So wait, Baba Yaga was the original Slender Man?
 
2013-10-20 10:50:15 PM
OBLIG (clicky pops)
 
2013-10-20 10:50:25 PM
Also I love her:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-20 10:57:16 PM

Confabulat: Also I love her:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Who - or what - is that?
 
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