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(Some Guy)   Welcome to the nightmare fuel that is the street-apes of Jakarta   (ufunk.net) divider line 104
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16439 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2013 at 8:42 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-20 05:48:26 PM
people are highly overrated.
 
2013-10-20 06:45:36 PM
Jesus tapdancing Christ. Time for some bourbon.
 
2013-10-20 07:49:07 PM
Well... that's about a 10.5 on the ol' creepy sh*t-o-meter
 
2013-10-20 08:09:27 PM
www.ufunk.net

i made you a monkey-baby but then i hanged it.
 
2013-10-20 08:14:26 PM
I'm surprised those images haven't ended up in a Nine Inch Nails video.
 
2013-10-20 08:25:24 PM
www.reactiongifs.com

My life was perfectly fine without seeing any of those images.
 
2013-10-20 08:28:17 PM
I've never had a tougher time jerking off to something.
 
2013-10-20 08:29:19 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well... that's about a 10.5 on the ol' creepy sh*t-o-meter


Yup, maybe a bit higher even.
 
2013-10-20 08:32:02 PM
Monkeys != apes

Apes don't have tails, among other things.
 
2013-10-20 08:33:51 PM
So some hipster photographer put masks on chained monkeys and took pictures.

How come this is anything but stupid or criminal, possibly both?
 
2013-10-20 08:39:31 PM
well that's the scariest thing i've ever seen.
 
2013-10-20 08:44:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 08:44:46 PM
Yeah, whatever

**click**

Jesusfarkingchrist....kill them with fire!!!
 
2013-10-20 08:47:59 PM
Get off your high horse, Americans. We've been doing this for years:
s3-ak.buzzfeed.com
 
Skr
2013-10-20 08:50:22 PM
poor minkies
 
2013-10-20 08:52:26 PM
Think that's bad, go to Indo-China, it gets much worse.
 
2013-10-20 08:53:02 PM
Too lazy to work, have monkeys do it for you.
 
2013-10-20 08:53:16 PM
forgifs.com
 
2013-10-20 08:54:56 PM
Lying in bed, room dark, you feel something scurry across your feet, outside the sheets. Your legs feel restricted, must be the blankets. Again, something scurries across your legs, this time the other direction. More restriction. You get one hand out from under the blankets. This time, two things scurry across your knees, in opposite directions. Now you can't move your legs. With your free arm you reach down and feel. Cold. Metal. Ringlets. Chains. More scurrying, a glint of white in the moonlight struggling to peek through the curtains. Gentle clanging, like keys. More scurrying. Another glint of white; was that a smile? You try to free your other arm. You can't move. Suddenly, a dozen or so white, eye-less faces begin to materialize out of the dark, staring blankly down at you, each one with a small chain dangling from its neck. One hovers over you, a faded pink smile frozen on its face. Two dark eyeholes, peering down at you. You feel small claws walking over your body, inching towards your face. The smiling white face hovers over you. Scurrying. Clawing. Hovering. Smiling. You can't move.
 
2013-10-20 08:56:18 PM

Confabulat: well that's the scariest thing i've ever seen.


s12.postimg.org
 
2013-10-20 08:56:28 PM

oldwolf49: Think that's bad, go to Indo-China, it gets much worse.


I hear there are apes in Indo-China hiding in bowls of rice waiting to pop caps in asses
 
2013-10-20 08:57:43 PM
Pray for Mojo...
 
2013-10-20 08:59:54 PM
YOU GONNA GET APED
 
2013-10-20 09:00:23 PM

farkingismybusiness:


Motherpussbucket!
 
2013-10-20 09:01:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 09:01:56 PM
why are they all wearing the creepy baby mask? was he horribly disfigured, or just hiding his identity
 
2013-10-20 09:02:02 PM
Well that was a huge cup of wtf. Yeesh.
 
2013-10-20 09:03:41 PM
Can they be trained to conduct torture sessions?
eighty1.net
 
2013-10-20 09:06:29 PM
Read the headline in The Monarch's voice.
 
2013-10-20 09:11:45 PM
The street apes of Oakland are far more disturbing
 
2013-10-20 09:13:02 PM

JerkyMeat: The street apes of Oakland are far more disturbing


and boom goes the dynamite
 
2013-10-20 09:13:39 PM
here's some soothing eye bleach milk from the same site.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/milky-pin-up-calendar/
 
2013-10-20 09:16:01 PM

farkingismybusiness: [forgifs.com image 259x247]


First thing I thought of. Probably the only genuinely creepy moment in that show, thanks in advance for my nightmare fuel tonight!
 
2013-10-20 09:17:32 PM
Do these street apes have war faces?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-20 09:18:45 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 500x255]


Between this and the penis-gnawing thread....

Hey, that gives me an idea.  We could train these animals to ..... no, no probably not such a good idea.
 
2013-10-20 09:20:51 PM
They're just little monkey's that wear doll heads, nothing wrong with that. Besides, they don't really have anywhere to go in the city so they might as well live with some dude who uses them to beg.
 
2013-10-20 09:24:08 PM
Fine, let's go there.

fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-20 09:26:29 PM

GreenSun: They're just little monkey's that wear doll heads, nothing wrong with that. Besides, they don't really have anywhere to go in the city so they might as well live with some dude who uses them to beg.


Now I know what to do with the paltry 401K ...
 
2013-10-20 09:26:38 PM

Yogimus: JerkyMeat: The street apes of Oakland are far more disturbing

and boom goes the dynamite


Dynamite or no dynamite, I'm not about to taunt them.
 
2013-10-20 09:27:35 PM

ciberido: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 500x255]

Between this and the penis-gnawing thread....

Hey, that gives me an idea.  We could train these animals to ..... no, no probably not such a good idea.


Hell, they rip off genitals and faces for free. No need to incentivize them.
 
2013-10-20 09:30:19 PM
Can't decide what one I want to use as my profile photo on forums.
 
2013-10-20 09:31:17 PM
Dammit, wtf is wrong with people?  Farking seriously.  Not only is that just creepy evil, it's cruel evil.
 
2013-10-20 09:36:23 PM
STREET APES

Are those anything like Trunk Monkeys?

i1.ytimg.com

Go ahead, try to put a farking mask on me.
 
2013-10-20 09:41:07 PM

jake_lex: I'm surprised those images haven't ended up in a Nine Inch Nails video.


I love you a little for that.
 
2013-10-20 09:44:40 PM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Do these street apes have war faces?


Um wtf is that?
 
2013-10-20 09:45:22 PM
I can't fap to this.
 
2013-10-20 09:55:21 PM
OMG! REVERSE FURRIES!
 
2013-10-20 09:56:24 PM
img10.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-20 09:57:16 PM

arashinogarou: farkingismybusiness: [forgifs.com image 259x247]

First thing I thought of. Probably the only genuinely creepy moment in that show, thanks in advance for my nightmare fuel tonight!


WTF is that from??
 
2013-10-20 10:00:27 PM
Right this moment those poor creatures are in the streets of Jakarta. Oh god.

We need to carpet bomb Asia with Disney videos, stat. Asian culture is not kind to animals. One time a 13 year old me was at a bus stop in Manila. Watched a Jeepney drive up and start unloading wooden crates with dogs in them, their mouths wired shut, softly whimpering. Bound for the dinner table. Part of the reason I grew up despising foreign cultures. I have NO patience  with farktards going on about how *valid* and nifty third world cultures are. There is a reason the third world is a shiathole. Culture. Not skin color, not ethnicity, just culture. Some cultures need to be eradicated. Starting with the middle east.
 
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