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(Above the Law)   Law school grad, who mass emailed members of Delaware Bar pics of his biceps in bid for job, ups his attention whoring by sending out another email with links to his nude selfies, in order to draw attention to his new cause   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 66
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2013-10-20 05:34:43 PM
Warhol-style pics are completely played out.
 
2013-10-20 05:42:39 PM
 
2013-10-20 05:43:54 PM
A narcissistic lawyer? I can barely contain my surprise.
 
2013-10-20 05:52:00 PM
Hold it!  Sending unsolicited pictures of your penis is perfectly legal?

I...question...that.
 
2013-10-20 05:52:27 PM
Well he might find someone in a hiring role who wants to fark him.
That happens, you know.

/Happened to me.
//Didn't end well.
 
2013-10-20 05:54:27 PM
Seems like med school would have been a better fit

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-20 05:55:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Hold it!  Sending unsolicited pictures of your penis is perfectly legal?

I...question...that.


Question away, in the meantime on the offchance that it IS legal I'm gonna make out a list of asshats that deserve permanent mental scarring so sends some of my best nude selfies to....
 
2013-10-20 06:00:43 PM
I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.
 
2013-10-20 06:02:21 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


For the love of god WHY????
 
2013-10-20 06:03:45 PM

Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????



I want to practice law.
I want to be in crushing debt for years.
 
2013-10-20 06:05:33 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


Just be sure to not sit on any slatted chairs.
 
2013-10-20 06:05:54 PM
Sorry Brian Zulberti, but potential employers are more interested with your résumé and not pictures of your biceps, let alone your penis.  Those are the wrong kind of 8.5x11's, which I doubt is 8.5 inches, let alone 8.5 centimeters.
Oh, and doing this kind of stuff WILL NOT help you in your future as a lawyer.  There's something called professional standards, and what you're doing isn't listed as "professional."
 
2013-10-20 06:06:11 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


Run now!  Save yourself!
 
2013-10-20 06:06:41 PM

valar_morghulis: Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????


I want to practice law.
I want to be in crushing debt for years.


As long as you know what you're getting into. :-)
 
2013-10-20 06:06:44 PM
"biceps"
 
2013-10-20 06:09:22 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


Underemployed attorney here.  Regardless of what you've been told, there is nothing for you down this path but crushing debt, severe underemployment, depression, alcoholism, and misery.  Turn back now while you still can.  It is too late for me, but perhaps you can save yourself.

/ must not sleep
// must warn others
/// obscure?
 
2013-10-20 06:14:27 PM
QueerZulberti? GayZulberti? NoDickZulberti? BubbaZulberti?
 
2013-10-20 06:15:34 PM

MissFeasance: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Run now!  Save yourself!


aquaticphoenix: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Underemployed attorney here.  Regardless of what you've been told, there is nothing for you down this path but crushing debt, severe underemployment, depression, alcoholism, and misery.  Turn back now while you still can.  It is too late for me, but perhaps you can save yourself.

/ must not sleep
// must warn others
/// obscure?


Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????


I want to practice law.
I want to be in crushing debt for years.

As long as you know what you're getting into. :-)


I realize the law bubble has burst and that T3 and T4 schools churning out JD's have produced a massive market saturation. Gave me pause when considering my options. But I'd still like to practice law -- it's an itch that hasn't gone away.
 
2013-10-20 06:15:43 PM
Lawyer? Who cares.
 
2013-10-20 06:15:44 PM
He's running for Senate?

/Mayor?
//DNRTFA
 
2013-10-20 06:16:20 PM
Guy sounds like a typical douche-bag lawyer
 
2013-10-20 06:18:01 PM

aquaticphoenix: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Underemployed attorney here.  Regardless of what you've been told, there is nothing for you down this path but crushing debt, severe underemployment, depression, alcoholism, and misery.  Turn back now while you still can.  It is too late for me, but perhaps you can save yourself.

/ must not sleep
// must warn others
/// obscure?


scarydad.com
 
2013-10-20 06:24:25 PM

2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).


I'm fairly impressed, but there's nothing special or interesting about him.  I guess you could say his junk lacks character.
 
2013-10-20 06:25:13 PM

valar_morghulis: But I'd still like to practice law -- it's an itch that hasn't gone away.


They sell creams for that.

/California recently decided to make the job market even worse by allowing non-attorneys and illegal aliens to practice law
 
2013-10-20 06:26:12 PM
Well, if law doesn't work out, there's always the adult film industry...
 
2013-10-20 06:27:32 PM

valar_morghulis: MissFeasance: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Run now!  Save yourself!

aquaticphoenix: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Underemployed attorney here.  Regardless of what you've been told, there is nothing for you down this path but crushing debt, severe underemployment, depression, alcoholism, and misery.  Turn back now while you still can.  It is too late for me, but perhaps you can save yourself.

/ must not sleep
// must warn others
/// obscure?

Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????


I want to practice law.
I want to be in crushing debt for years.

As long as you know what you're getting into. :-)

I realize the law bubble has burst and that T3 and T4 schools churning out JD's have produced a massive market saturation. Gave me pause when considering my options. But I'd still like to practice law -- it's an itch that hasn't gone away.


Have you shadowed or interned with a practicing attorney?  Because life is not an episode of LA Law, Ally McBeal, or Boston Legal...
 
2013-10-20 06:27:59 PM
That's too bad because we are desperately in need of more law school grads.
 
2013-10-20 06:28:18 PM

2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).


Looks like gay porn.
 
2013-10-20 06:28:54 PM

2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).


Could there really be any quicker route to ensuring that you're never, ever hired by anyone?

Standing on top of the courthouse screaming racial slurs while repeatedly punching yourself in the nuts perhaps?
 
2013-10-20 06:28:57 PM

HotWingAgenda: valar_morghulis: But I'd still like to practice law -- it's an itch that hasn't gone away.

They sell creams for that.

/California recently decided to make the job market even worse by allowing non-attorneys and illegal aliens to practice law


Luckily I'm in the D.C. metro area.

I heard about that. Ridiculous. Liberalism run-amok.

/Pretty big liberal
 
2013-10-20 06:31:13 PM
Plan ahead of time, you've only got 26 minutes to get to the gym.
 
2013-10-20 06:36:34 PM

Elegy: 2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).

Could there really be any quicker route to ensuring that you're never, ever hired by anyone?

Standing on top of the courthouse screaming racial slurs while repeatedly punching yourself in the nuts perhaps?


Well, that's how Westboro hires attorneys.
 
2013-10-20 06:40:24 PM
So Steve Dallas is still looking for work?

/hardly obscure in this crowd
//I'd post his "nudie" pics if I wasn't on mobile
///how's this for dedication, baby?
 
2013-10-20 06:41:26 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-20 06:42:09 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-20 07:07:10 PM
" in order to draw attention to his new cause "

Judaism or nudism?
 
2013-10-20 07:21:44 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


Seriously... I know a lot of lawyers... I'm related to a few of them... I don't know any happy lawyers.

I know a few who have reluctantly gone into corporate law. It enabled them to get their lives back and make a decent, not spectacular living. The rest are working long hours and slowly pickling their livers to hide the despair.

Paralegals don't get hired anymore because firms can hire new lawyers to do para jobs at para wages. And the lawyers are, if not grateful, at least relieved to finally be employed.

Just keep a backup career in mind. I do know some happy ex-lawyers whose non-law-field employers were glad to hire someone with a JD in his/her back pocket.
 
2013-10-20 07:25:14 PM

Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????


Because he wants a job in North America?
 
2013-10-20 07:28:12 PM

valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.


Unless you 1) know someone, like a relative, who had a spot for you in their firm, 2) are an amazing networker, like top 1%, or 3) want to use your JD in a capacity other than providing legal counsel, then you may want to reconsider.

One of my best friends went to Georgetown on a full ride scholarship, graduated with honors, spent about 2 years tying to find employment as a lawyer, and is currently running an indie record label.

To his credit he loves what he's doing, but he admits he wasted 3 years of his life at law school.
 
2013-10-20 07:31:31 PM

FrancoFile: 2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).

Looks like gay porn.


We'll take your word for it.

/ NTTAWWT
 
2013-10-20 07:34:50 PM

brimed03: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Seriously... I know a lot of lawyers... I'm related to a few of them... I don't know any happy lawyers.

I know a few who have reluctantly gone into corporate law. It enabled them to get their lives back and make a decent, not spectacular living. The rest are working long hours and slowly pickling their livers to hide the despair.

Paralegals don't get hired anymore because firms can hire new lawyers to do para jobs at para wages. And the lawyers are, if not grateful, at least relieved to finally be employed.

Just keep a backup career in mind. I do know some happy ex-lawyers whose non-law-field employers were glad to hire someone with a JD in his/her back pocket.


I know quite a few lawyers.  Many T-14, quite a few YHS.  Some got bounced from BigLaw in the Great Purge of 2009/2010.  Some decided practicing law made them miserable, and went off to get PhDs (most in Social Psychology, as curious as it is).  Some are now teaching law school.  Others are trying to make a go of it by hanging out their own shingle.  And quite a few are in the underemployment/doc review doldrums.

Think twice about law school.  And if you still want to go to law school after thinking twice, then think a third time.
 
2013-10-20 07:38:39 PM

FrancoFile: 2xhelix: Linky to his winkie pics (NSFW).

Looks like gay porn.


Seriously. Is he looking for a job or a hookup? If he's looking for a legal job with the gay porn industry, he's in the wrong state.
 
2013-10-20 07:41:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????

Because he wants a job in North America?


I thik you're under the misapprehension that there is ANY call for attorneys out there right now. The field is saturated. In NJ there is one attorney for every 108 people, at last count. That is INSANE. And it's not a fun profession.
 
2013-10-20 07:45:39 PM

brimed03: Paralegals don't get hired anymore because firms can hire new lawyers to do para jobs at para wages. And the lawyers are, if not grateful, at least relieved to finally be employed.


Citation needed.
 
2013-10-20 07:49:51 PM

brimed03: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Seriously... I know a lot of lawyers... I'm related to a few of them... I don't know any happy lawyers.

I know a few who have reluctantly gone into corporate law. It enabled them to get their lives back and make a decent, not spectacular living. The rest are working long hours and slowly pickling their livers to hide the despair.


Despite my earlier post, I do know a lot of lawyers who work hard but are happy enough or extremely successful or both. But almost all of them went to top law schools and none graduated recently, so that may not be a particularly useful sample.
 
2013-10-20 07:59:06 PM

RodneyToady: brimed03: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Seriously... I know a lot of lawyers... I'm related to a few of them... I don't know any happy lawyers.

I know a few who have reluctantly gone into corporate law. It enabled them to get their lives back and make a decent, not spectacular living. The rest are working long hours and slowly pickling their livers to hide the despair.

Paralegals don't get hired anymore because firms can hire new lawyers to do para jobs at para wages. And the lawyers are, if not grateful, at least relieved to finally be employed.

Just keep a backup career in mind. I do know some happy ex-lawyers whose non-law-field employers were glad to hire someone with a JD in his/her back pocket.

I know quite a few lawyers.  Many T-14, quite a few YHS.  Some got bounced from BigLaw in the Great Purge of 2009/2010.  Some decided practicing law made them miserable, and went off to get PhDs (most in Social Psychology, as curious as it is).  Some are now teaching law school.  Others are trying to make a go of it by hanging out their own shingle.  And quite a few are in the underemployment/doc review doldrums.

Think twice about law school.  And if you still want to go to law school after thinking twice, then think a third time.


As a government lawyer, who would be screwed if the government ever fired me because I don't really practice law, I have the following advice for anyone wanting to go to law school:
DON'T DO IT, unless you get into Yale, maybe Harvard or Stanford, with at least a half scholarship, and you either have a job lined up or you are ok with wasting 3 years of your life when you don't get a job.
 
2013-10-20 08:05:25 PM

FrancoFile: valar_morghulis: MissFeasance: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Run now!  Save yourself!

aquaticphoenix: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

Underemployed attorney here.  Regardless of what you've been told, there is nothing for you down this path but crushing debt, severe underemployment, depression, alcoholism, and misery.  Turn back now while you still can.  It is too late for me, but perhaps you can save yourself.

/ must not sleep
// must warn others
/// obscure?

Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: Koalaesq: valar_morghulis: I'm going to law school next year, but if all I'm going to be doing when I come out is mailing people pictures of my cock, then I'll just save myself the cost of admission and stay home.

For the love of god WHY????


I want to practice law.
I want to be in crushing debt for years.

As long as you know what you're getting into. :-)

I realize the law bubble has burst and that T3 and T4 schools churning out JD's have produced a massive market saturation. Gave me pause when considering my options. But I'd still like to practice law -- it's an itch that hasn't gone away.

Have you shadowed or interned with a practicing attorney?  Because life is not an episode of LA Law, Ally McBeal, or Boston Legal...


I prefer Suits.
 
2013-10-20 08:09:50 PM
Haha. Okay I'll be the lone voice of dissent here. I graduated law school in 2010 and everyone from my class that I know of got a job. Tier 2 school, and I'm talking about good, average, and bad students. All within a few months of getting licensed.
 
2013-10-20 08:29:13 PM

you are a puppet: Haha. Okay I'll be the lone voice of dissent here. I graduated law school in 2010 and everyone from my class that I know of got a job. Tier 2 school, and I'm talking about good, average, and bad students. All within a few months of getting licensed.


Starbucks or McDonald's?
 
2013-10-20 08:34:34 PM

revrendjim: you are a puppet: Haha. Okay I'll be the lone voice of dissent here. I graduated law school in 2010 and everyone from my class that I know of got a job. Tier 2 school, and I'm talking about good, average, and bad students. All within a few months of getting licensed.

Starbucks or McDonald's?


You so crazy!
 
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