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(Yahoo)   Six facts about America's greatest coffee establishment. Reasons the speakeasy café you go to is better on the right   ( divider line
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2395 clicks; posted to Business » on 20 Oct 2013 at 5:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-20 08:47:44 PM  
6 votes:

Macular Degenerate: HotWingAgenda: Dunkin Donuts is not a coffee establishment, it's a fast food donut chain.

Dunkin Donuts' coffee tastes like whale p!ss.

Now hold on a minute. When I was a young boy in New England my grandfather would take me out on his boat early in the morning, and if we were lucky we'd get a couple of buckets of whale piss to take back and sell down the market. Well, we did this until Dunkin Donuts and their fancy coffee came along and put us out of business. So don't tell me their coffee tastes like whale piss - you don't know what real whale piss tastes like, and until you do you can keep your hoity-toity I'm-too-good-to-drink-whale-piss comments to yourself.
2013-10-20 07:24:23 PM  
3 votes:

Macular Degenerate: Dunkin Donuts' coffee tastes like whale p!ss.

How do y....
Never mind.
2013-10-20 07:22:41 PM  
3 votes:
Macular Degenerate:
Dunkin Donuts' coffee tastes like whale p!ss.

Maybe you could take it home, pour it into a pan, and burn it for a while so it'll take more like Starbucks...
2013-10-20 10:16:39 PM  
2 votes:
Six things everyone is tired of on the internet.

6. "Lists".

5. "Lists".

4. "Lists".

3. "Lists".

2. "Lists".

1. "Lists".
2013-10-21 09:27:14 AM  
1 vote:
That was a

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Article. And such a

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great website, too!
2013-10-21 02:12:05 AM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: t3knomanser: Dunkies hasn't been good since they stopped making the donuts on site. Fresh donuts, right out of the fryer?  Awesome. Donuts made last night and trucked in? Suckola.

Do you see the word 'doughnuts' in the headline? This is about COFFEE, and DD wins hands down.

The best to worst coffee I've ever had, in order: Claire de Lune in San Diego; Public Domain in Portland; Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (coffee chain); Peet's (coffee chain); Starbucks (coffee chain); random homeless guy pissing through a filter after he drinks a 7-Eleven coffee (franchised); Dunkin' Donuts (donut chain)
2013-10-20 10:50:31 PM  
1 vote:
I drink a lot of coffee like a LOT of coffee. Oak cliff roasters in dallas is the best I've ever had. However, it's infested with hipsters, even for oak cliff, they need to have that place sprayed.
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