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(Fox News)   HHS Secretary Kathleen Shefailedus will explain to Congress what the hell she's been doing for the last three years   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, HHS Secretary Kathleen Shefailedus, Kathleen Sebelius, obamacare, congresses, Commerce Committee, D-Ill, House Energy  
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3236 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Oct 2013 at 6:40 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-20 07:00:10 PM  
8 votes:
The point is, will Kathleen Shefailedus and her allies, Hitlary Klintoon, John Skerry, Little Timmy Geitner, Billy Boy Slick Willie Clintonazi, and her leader - B. Rock "The Islamic Shock" Supperallah Obama ever take America seriously?
2013-10-20 07:00:15 PM  
6 votes:
They should have brought in Romney's ORCA team to develop this.
2013-10-20 06:46:42 PM  
6 votes:
*Kathleen Shefailedus* Someone has been searching for cutting edge political humor in the Yahoo comments sections.
2013-10-20 06:48:02 PM  
5 votes:

Elegy: Good. Heads need to roll.


If only conservatives were as eager to tackle the failures that matter --

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: Where was she when several AMERICAN men, women and children were tortured and killed in Benghazi?


Waterboarding Christians while reading them passages from the Quran while Al Gore and Michael Moore gay married George Soros to a turtle saved by the EPA.
2013-10-20 07:08:49 PM  
4 votes:

Shvetz: BizarreMan: It's obvious what she's been doing.  She's been collecting a pay check.

I realize that the Federal Insurance Exchange is a big website with lots of intricacies.  But look at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.  They never had the issues that this site did and there should be enough people out there with experience to make it work.

They didn't have everybody try to sign up all on the same day, and they also have much bigger budgets for their web sites. The "failure" with Obamacare is that so many people want/need it. It's like claiming the latest iPhone is a failure if the stores run out of them in the first week of sales.


I hope they don't sell out of Obamacares.
2013-10-20 06:52:32 PM  
4 votes:

Mztlplx: Will someone please tell me why we are listening to *anything* Marco Rubio has to say anymore?


He voted for default and economic chaos. Someone needs to rub his smug face in this fact EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes up for office, is interviewed by the media, and whenever he speaks at Florida functions. He's a part of a rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY.
2013-10-21 01:22:43 AM  
2 votes:
Congress:  What have you been doing the last three years?
Sebelius:  Trying like mad to get a complex nationwide health care exchange set up, a job that is made more difficult by your 42 attempts to repeal the law, your choking off of funds needed to implement and advertise the exchange, your blocking of political appointees needed to fill leadership positions in my department, and your austerity doctrine that prevents me from hiring the people I need.  And oh yeah, your governors refused to set up their own exchanges because they were afraid that Vladimir Putin would kill grandma.  Despite all of your efforts to fark us, we still managed to roll out enough of a system so that hundreds of thousands of people now have health insurance.
Congress:  What do you know about Benghazi?
2013-10-20 07:01:58 PM  
2 votes:

parasol: sod off


This is a family site, bub.  Watch your language.
2013-10-20 04:54:32 PM  
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: +1 subby.

Shefailedus....*snert*


Yeah, almost as hilarious General BetrayUs
2013-10-20 01:30:25 PM  
2 votes:

BizarreMan: It's obvious what she's been doing.  She's been collecting a pay check.

I realize that the Federal Insurance Exchange is a big website with lots of intricacies.  But look at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.  They never had the issues that this site did and there should be enough people out there with experience to make it work.


I see you're not familiar with the Federal contracting process.
2013-10-20 11:00:45 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-10-20 11:00:44 PM  
1 vote:
The fact is that the Obamacare web site was attacked by racist teabirthers using The Nile of Surface attacks. The code is good, nothing wrong with it. My cousin DeShawn knows how to program HTML and he did a view sores on the web page and he says it's good code.

Alright. Which one of you wrote this? This has Farker written all over it.
2013-10-20 09:30:28 PM  
1 vote:
If there's anyone who knows about insurance, it's Darrel Issa

...he described a series of suspicious actions by Issa before the fire. Adkins, who still worked for Steal Stopper, said that Issa removed the company's Apple II computer from the building, including "all hardware, all software, all the instruction books," and also "the discs for accounts payable, accounts receivable, customer list, everything." According to Adkins, Issa also transferred a copy of every design used by Steal Stopper from a filing cabinet to a fireproof box. He also said that Issa put in the box some important silk screens used in the production of circuit boards. Insurance officials noted that, less than three weeks before the fire, Issa had increased his insurance from a hundred thousand dollars to four hundred and sixty-two thousand dollars.

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2013-10-20 09:17:41 PM  
1 vote:

Krushinator: Anyone who insists on mangling names into snide puns (obummer, nobama, republitards, demoturds, general betrayus, etc) might as well begin any argument by screaming "I AM AN UTTERLY IRRELEVANT MORON BLINDLY REGURGITATING THINK THANK TALKING POINTS".

I've found it to be an excellent indicator as to wether someone is worth your time and attention.


Whatever you say, crotchinator

/I keed
2013-10-20 09:10:26 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Good. Heads need to roll.


I agree that heads should roll, but this seems like something that should be handled by dragging a few people into a closed office and screaming at them until shiat gets fixed, and maybe showing a few people the door for not doing their jobs. I'm not sure that "Congressional hearing because a website didn't work the way it was supposed to" is the best use of time and money, especially during a time when Congress has failed to pass a budget in 4 years, just closed down the government for 2 weeks and took us to the brink of default. Maybe they could possibly find something slightly more important to waste their time at. Personally, I'd like to lock the entirety of Congress in an underground bunker and tell them they can't come out until they pass a budget. Then start slowly filling it with water. If they fail to find a solution, well, I guess we'll be holding early elections.
2013-10-20 08:40:12 PM  
1 vote:
I found this in some comments somewhere.  It has to be fake.

The fact is that the Obamacare web site was attacked by racist teabirthers using The Nile of Surface attacks. The code is good, nothing wrong with it. My cousin DeShawn knows how to program HTML and he did a view sores on the web page and he says it's good code.
2013-10-20 08:25:15 PM  
1 vote:
Still better than any health insurance company website I've ever used.
2013-10-20 08:04:02 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Lotta republican derangement syndrome in this thread.

I swear, some of you are just as bad about blaming the republicans for something they had nothing to do with as the teatards are about blaming Obama for everything.

Just own the failure already.


god damn this so much. as a pretty solid d i like that my party generally doesnt do bullshiat like the gop does. admit this was farked up and try to figure out why. stop digging in the sand and blaming everyone else or saying other web sites have failed. you all spent a hell of a lot of money on this, you should expect better.
2013-10-20 07:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
Healthcare.gov is still doing better than the F35 program.
2013-10-20 07:36:57 PM  
1 vote:

SirVagTheTighty: Piizzadude: Warlordtrooper: BizarreMan: It's obvious what she's been doing.  She's been collecting a pay check.

I realize that the Federal Insurance Exchange is a big website with lots of intricacies.  But look at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.  They never had the issues that this site did and there should be enough people out there with experience to make it work.

I see you've never played any online game on release day

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-08-26/another-amazon-outag e- exposes-the-clouds-dark-lining
http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-apologizes-for-outage-2013- 8
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57604379-93/google-were-sorry-for-l at est-gmail-outage/

The effect on Gmail users varied, according to Farmer. Around 71 percent of messages experienced no delay. Among the other 29 percent, the average delay was 2.6 seconds. But among the delayed messages, 1.5 percent were stalled by more than two hours. Further, some users who tried to download large file attachments ran into errors. But Gmail itself was available for people to log in, read mail, and send messages.from your last link (i didnt bother reading the others):


thats sounds like exactly what happened with the aca site.


Trust me when I tell you it was worse, and it wasnt the only one this year. We also are not just talking about gmail. We are talking about drive and google docs.

If a medium sized company is going with "the cloud" and they cannot get to any documents or records for 2 days, it is kinda a big loss.

Unrelated, but here it is for the conspiracy nuts.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/10/16/meet-cgi-f e deral-the-company-behind-the-botched-launch-of-healthcare-gov/

I will start it off with: It was a Canadian company, Cruz is Canadian. Cruz hates the ACA....
2013-10-20 07:11:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure this is just concerned republicans doing their job and absolutely not a political shiat show. Nope.
2013-10-20 07:07:16 PM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: It's obvious what she's been doing.  She's been collecting a pay check.

I realize that the Federal Insurance Exchange is a big website with lots of intricacies.  But look at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon.  They never had the issues that this site did and there should be enough people out there with experience to make it work.


They didn't have everybody try to sign up all on the same day, and they also have much bigger budgets for their web sites. The "failure" with Obamacare is that so many people want/need it. It's like claiming the latest iPhone is a failure if the stores run out of them in the first week of sales.
2013-10-20 07:04:08 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: parasol: sod off

This is a family site, bub.  Watch your language.


lol

...can I be Cousin Itt?
2013-10-20 07:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

Soup4Bonnie: Republicans holding hearings about everything Obamacare related? No way.


Compounding the problem is the administration's refusal to delay the law's unfair individual mandate, therefore subjecting Americans to a requirement to purchase insurance despite the exchanges' numerous problems, including unaffordable health insurance premiums and significant security risks. (.pdf)


Going to be tons of new ground covered at these hearings, let me tell you what.


so, "new ground" - that is the dirt that you get after you've worn all the sod off the oval track?
2013-10-20 06:53:58 PM  
1 vote:
You'd think that the GOP would be applauding bugs which prevent people from signing up for CommieCare.
2013-10-20 06:47:51 PM  
1 vote:
Although the contractor who is responsible for healthcare.gov did in fact donate to the Obama election campaign, they donated *more* to Darrel Issa.

So there's that.
2013-10-20 06:44:50 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: Lt. Cheese Weasel: +1 subby.

Shefailedus....*snert*

Yeah, almost as hilarious General BetrayUs


Or Hitlery Clinton.
2013-10-20 06:42:06 PM  
1 vote:
Where was she when several AMERICAN men, women and children were tortured and killed in Benghazi?
2013-10-20 12:09:19 PM  
1 vote:
+1 subby.

Shefailedus....*snert*
 
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