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(Deadline)   Gravity is the #1 film in America for the 3rd week in a row, and Carrie slaughters its way to #2, with Captain Philips a close #3. And it was no secret the Julian Assange biopic The Fifth Estate was going to bomb, earning a paltry $1.7 million   (deadline.com) divider line 94
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2013-10-20 09:14:37 AM
why would anyone watch Carrie?  The trailer has the entire plot.
 
2013-10-20 09:38:43 AM

It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie?  The trailer has the entire plot.


And there was already one in the 1970s and a remake/sequel in 1999. And it's not that great a story to begin with.
 
2013-10-20 09:54:37 AM
Wow, that is quite a bomb for a movie that has been advertised as much as 5th Estate... I'll guess if you want to see it you can wait for Netflix streaming in about 3 months.
 
2013-10-20 10:02:50 AM
I'm still hung up on how disappointed I was with Gravity, and I'm gonna rant about it for a bit with a few SPOILERS. I saw the trailer months ago, I was excited as hell. I wanted to like this movie so bad, and I really did for the first bit. Then the action started happening, which was still cool. What killed it for me were Clooney, his godawful death, and Bullock.

Clooney got just a bit too smarmy, and there was no reason for him to even die at all. She had him, he was stopped, just tug back and he's on a trajectory to safety! This is the only technical issue I'm gonna gripe about, I don't care that they took other shortcuts. If they really needed him to croak, they should have had him zinged by some space junk. The "let me go, I'm sacrificing myself for you" monologue thing was just... ugh. Shut the fark up, George Clooney. I can't even remember the character's name because he was just Clooneyed up to 11.

Aaand Stone, Sandra Bullock. The Space Rookie. Serious question: why is she in space? How did she go from a nurse with a dead kid that only "works, sleeps, and drives" to repairing the Hubble? Why did whatever motivation she gained in that buffer time suddenly evaporate when shiat went down? Who the fark didn't even let this woman play some Kerbals before strapping her into a rocket? She was just so damn wishy-washy, it made me not care. The urgency of her getting back to safety was dampened by the fact that I would have been okay with her not making it.
 
2013-10-20 10:06:24 AM
Maybe people who really wanted to see "The Fifth Estate" already downloaded pirated copies off of the Internet and didn't bother going to the theater.
 
2013-10-20 10:19:19 AM
Saw Captain Phillips last night - holy crap. I was NOT expecting that. What a great farking movie. Especially the last 20 minutes or so. It's like Tom Hanks was just looking at the screen and saying "yeah, so I know a lot of you have been a little down on me recently, thinking I play the same character over and over again and that I don't really show you much different these days; well, enjoy this here, because its about time I remind you that I am, in fact, the best farking actor alive, and there's a reason I won back to back Academy Awards; suck on it."

What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.
 
2013-10-20 10:21:15 AM

Mentalpatient87: and there was no reason for him to even die at all. She had him, he was stopped, just tug back and he's on a trajectory to safety!


Someone explained this on the movie's IMDB.com page but I was drunk and didn't understand it.
 
2013-10-20 11:43:16 AM

Mentalpatient87: I'm still hung up on how disappointed I was with Gravity, and I'm gonna rant about it for a bit with a few SPOILERS. I saw the trailer months ago, I was excited as hell. I wanted to like this movie so bad, and I really did for the first bit. Then the action started happening, which was still cool. What killed it for me were Clooney, his godawful death, and Bullock.

Clooney got just a bit too smarmy, and there was no reason for him to even die at all. She had him, he was stopped, just tug back and he's on a trajectory to safety! This is the only technical issue I'm gonna gripe about, I don't care that they took other shortcuts. If they really needed him to croak, they should have had him zinged by some space junk. The "let me go, I'm sacrificing myself for you" monologue thing was just... ugh. Shut the fark up, George Clooney. I can't even remember the character's name because he was just Clooneyed up to 11.

Aaand Stone, Sandra Bullock. The Space Rookie. Serious question: why is she in space? How did she go from a nurse with a dead kid that only "works, sleeps, and drives" to repairing the Hubble? Why did whatever motivation she gained in that buffer time suddenly evaporate when shiat went down? Who the fark didn't even let this woman play some Kerbals before strapping her into a rocket? She was just so damn wishy-washy, it made me not care. The urgency of her getting back to safety was dampened by the fact that I would have been okay with her not making it.


I wish Richard Parker had eaten her when she landed.
 
2013-10-20 11:43:28 AM

It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie?  The trailer has the entire plot.


It sure does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csojRxg1F2I
 
2013-10-20 11:46:17 AM

It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie?  The trailer has the entire plot.


Cuz 'splosions.
 
2013-10-20 11:47:05 AM

Mentalpatient87: I'm still hung up on how disappointed I was with Gravity, and I'm gonna rant about it for a bit with a few SPOILERS. I saw the trailer months ago, I was excited as hell. I wanted to like this movie so bad, and I really did for the first bit. Then the action started happening, which was still cool. What killed it for me were Clooney, his godawful death, and Bullock.

Clooney got just a bit too smarmy, and there was no reason for him to even die at all. She had him, he was stopped, just tug back and he's on a trajectory to safety! This is the only technical issue I'm gonna gripe about, I don't care that they took other shortcuts. If they really needed him to croak, they should have had him zinged by some space junk. The "let me go, I'm sacrificing myself for you" monologue thing was just... ugh. Shut the fark up, George Clooney. I can't even remember the character's name because he was just Clooneyed up to 11.

Aaand Stone, Sandra Bullock. The Space Rookie. Serious question: why is she in space? How did she go from a nurse with a dead kid that only "works, sleeps, and drives" to repairing the Hubble? Why did whatever motivation she gained in that buffer time suddenly evaporate when shiat went down? Who the fark didn't even let this woman play some Kerbals before strapping her into a rocket? She was just so damn wishy-washy, it made me not care. The urgency of her getting back to safety was dampened by the fact that I would have been okay with her not making it.


Jebus.
Can't you just suspend disbelief for a couple hours and enjoy the 3D.
Not every movie has to be a documentary.
When I went I was worried cuz before the show it was a loud crowd, but the second it started total silence the entire movie.
Good flick.
Good for 3D.
I enjoyed it.
 
2013-10-20 11:51:47 AM
I hate actors with stupid names.
 
2013-10-20 11:58:13 AM

Mentalpatient87: Clooney got just a bit too smarmy


Which movie of his are you talking about? Gravity or all of them?

/kidding, I like Clooney
 
2013-10-20 11:59:21 AM

DamnYankees: Saw Captain Phillips last night - holy crap. I was NOT expecting that. What a great farking movie. Especially the last 20 minutes or so. It's like Tom Hanks was just looking at the screen and saying "yeah, so I know a lot of you have been a little down on me recently, thinking I play the same character over and over again and that I don't really show you much different these days; well, enjoy this here, because its about time I remind you that I am, in fact, the best farking actor alive, and there's a reason I won back to back Academy Awards; suck on it."

What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.


This +1
The movie was intense enough to keep my attention the whole movie.
 
2013-10-20 12:10:45 PM

DamnYankees: its about time I remind you that I am, in fact, the best farking actor alive, and there's a reason I won back to back Academy Awards; suck on it."


I'm sorry. I know he's a great actor and he's been in some great films but I still have PTSD from Forrest Gump.
 
2013-10-20 12:21:31 PM
I thought the made-for-tv version of Carrie from around a decade back was superior to this newest version.

Poor Julianne Moore. As is so fretfully the case these days (in her non-HBO work), the movie failed her (spectacularly), she didn't fail the movie.

My .02 cents: Skp it.

It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble. In three months, it will fulfill its destiny as a permanent fixture both in the five-dollar DVD bins of the world and as 3:00a.m. programming space-filler on.TBS.
 
2013-10-20 12:24:15 PM
...fretfully often...
 
2013-10-20 12:24:57 PM

Mugato: DamnYankees: its about time I remind you that I am, in fact, the best farking actor alive, and there's a reason I won back to back Academy Awards; suck on it."

I'm sorry. I know he's a great actor and he's been in some great films but I still have PTSD from Forrest Gump.


Watch Captain Phillips - its one of those rare movies where you genuinely do see someone do something they've never done before.
 
2013-10-20 12:26:23 PM

Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble


Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.
 
2013-10-20 12:28:03 PM

DamnYankees: Mugato: DamnYankees: its about time I remind you that I am, in fact, the best farking actor alive, and there's a reason I won back to back Academy Awards; suck on it."

I'm sorry. I know he's a great actor and he's been in some great films but I still have PTSD from Forrest Gump.

Watch Captain Phillips - its one of those rare movies where you genuinely do see someone do something they've never done before.


Captain Phillips was a pretty good movie and Hanks was amazing in it. They released it at a horrible time as it is up against 2 or 3 movies that are just better.
 
2013-10-20 12:29:29 PM

Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.


Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?
 
2013-10-20 12:29:41 PM

Carth: WZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever


That's depressing.
 
2013-10-20 12:30:11 PM

DamnYankees: What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.


Seriously? you don't think the Academy is going to give it to James Gandolfini? Have you seen Enough Said yet?
 
2013-10-20 12:31:33 PM

Sinbox: Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.

Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?


I didn't think it was a bad movie. I as actually impressed they managed to make a decent PG-13 zombie movie even if it has nothing to do with the novel. I think it was also generally well reviewed so some people must have liked it.
 
2013-10-20 12:33:16 PM

Carth: DamnYankees: What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.

Seriously? you don't think the Academy is going to give it to James Gandolfini? Have you seen Enough Said yet?


I have not seen that, and while I've heard its good, I haven't heard anything that's its Oscar-worthy. Only one person has ever won Best Actor posthumously, and I haven't been hearing "Enough Said is the next Network" buzz.
 
2013-10-20 12:33:23 PM

Carth: Sinbox: Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.

Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?

I didn't think it was a bad movie. I as actually impressed they managed to make a decent PG-13 zombie movie even if it has nothing to do with the novel. I think it was also generally well reviewed so some people must have liked it.


I'd call it a crap movie, but that'd be insulting to crap in general.
 
2013-10-20 12:36:17 PM
Machete Kills was as absurd and entertaining as I'd expected, though it seemed...shorter than the first one. Demian Bichir continues to impress me, while Mel Gibson was a fantastic antagonist. I can't wait to see Machete Kills....In Space! now.


Chloe Moretz is a gifted starlet and certainly deserved better than an unnecessary remake of a horror classic. But Tinseltown will never learn. Same old story.


The Oscar buzz around 12 Years A Slave is loud enough to require headphones-and that's fine with me.
 
2013-10-20 12:38:35 PM

Infernalist: Carth: Sinbox: Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.

Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?

I didn't think it was a bad movie. I as actually impressed they managed to make a decent PG-13 zombie movie even if it has nothing to do with the novel. I think it was also generally well reviewed so some people must have liked it.

I'd call it a crap movie, but that'd be insulting to crap in general.


That's why personal taste is so great everyone gets their own opinion. Just keep in mind you're in the minority. It has positive ratings on rottentomatoes, metacritic and audience score.
 
2013-10-20 12:45:20 PM

DamnYankees: Carth: WZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever

That's depressing.


As big a star as Pitt is perceived to be, he hasn't really been in a lot of huge blockbusters. Fight Club would be my favorite of his films, which was a huge flop that a few suits got fired over. The Oceans movies were successes but they weren't enormous tent-pole movies like these WWZ movies apparently are.
 
2013-10-20 12:46:50 PM

dletter: Wow, that is quite a bomb for a movie that has been advertised as much as 5th Estate... I'll guess if you want to see it you can wait for Netflix streaming in about 3 months.


I tend to go to theaters for action/sci-fi movies with great visuals and use Netflix for dramas. 5th Estate looks like a good movie that I want to see, but I don't think the full IMAX/3D treatment is necessary.
 
2013-10-20 12:47:52 PM
I, for one, think it's strangely fitting that the actor who plays Julian Assange in "The Fifth Estate" is the same actor who played Khan.in "Star Trek Into Darkness".
 
2013-10-20 01:01:15 PM

Carth: Infernalist: Carth: Sinbox: Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.

Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?

I didn't think it was a bad movie. I as actually impressed they managed to make a decent PG-13 zombie movie even if it has nothing to do with the novel. I think it was also generally well reviewed so some people must have liked it.

I'd call it a crap movie, but that'd be insulting to crap in general.

That's why personal taste is so great everyone gets their own opinion. Just keep in mind you're in the minority. It has positive ratings on rottentomatoes, metacritic and audience score.


Yes, and there are millions of One Direction fans, too.

Popularity =/= Quality
 
2013-10-20 01:03:36 PM

Carth: DamnYankees: What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.

Seriously? you don't think the Academy is going to give it to James Gandolfini? Have you seen Enough Said yet?


I would bet my house that it's going to Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Enough Said was good, but too inconsequential to win any of the major oscars. I do think that Gandolfini will get a nomination though. Which he wouldn't have if he hadn't passed on this year.
 
2013-10-20 01:08:47 PM

Carth: Seriously? you don't think the Academy is going to give it to James Gandolfini? Have you seen Enough Said yet?


You have a point, he is dead.
 
2013-10-20 01:17:46 PM

Infernalist: Carth: Infernalist: Carth: Sinbox: Carth: Sinbox: It was delayed for a reason. When the word Reshoots is used bandied about you know you're in trouble

Except you know.. WWZ which ended up being Pitts biggest movie ever with over 500 million box office.

Did you think/feel that it was a quality film to view? Did you rave about its quality? Did anybody?

I didn't think it was a bad movie. I as actually impressed they managed to make a decent PG-13 zombie movie even if it has nothing to do with the novel. I think it was also generally well reviewed so some people must have liked it.

I'd call it a crap movie, but that'd be insulting to crap in general.

That's why personal taste is so great everyone gets their own opinion. Just keep in mind you're in the minority. It has positive ratings on rottentomatoes, metacritic and audience score.

Yes, and there are millions of One Direction fans, too.

Popularity =/= Quality


Which is why i went by critical reviews and not pure popularity. Do you think there is no objective way to measure a quality movie? If not professional critics, user reviews and box office what do you go by?
 
2013-10-20 01:29:32 PM

dletter: Wow, that is quite a bomb for a movie that has been advertised as much as 5th Estate... I'll guess if you want to see it you can wait for Netflix streaming in about 3 months.


Seriously, Cumberbatch is my favorite actor and even I had no real interest to get off my ass and go to the theater for 5th. I'm not sure why. It's a shame, the supporting cast is pretty phenomenal too. Apparently, he's fantastic in it (he always is) but the movie itself is mediocre at best. Red Box.

I'll definitely be going to see his other 3 films this Fall though- 12 Years a Slave, August: Osage County, and The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. That's gonna be fun.

=]
 
2013-10-20 01:37:48 PM

Carth: DamnYankees: What Hanks does in this movie is pheeeenomenal. A nomination is secured, and right now he has my vote for Best Actor. Looking ahead, the only real challenge I see is Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.

Seriously? you don't think the Academy is going to give it to James Gandolfini? Have you seen Enough Said yet?


He's more of a TV guy. I think Ejiofor will win it in a landslide of rich white guilt.
 
2013-10-20 01:39:47 PM
What is it with this Cumberbatch dude? He was serviceable (although terribly miscast) in what he was given in Star Trek but everyone now acts like they've all been his #1 fan for years.
 
2013-10-20 01:52:27 PM
I've only been watching him since Sherlock, even though he's been a working actor for about 15 years. The first thing I saw him in was Atonement. He played the creepy pedo rapist   O_o
 
2013-10-20 01:54:07 PM

Mugato: What is it with this Cumberbatch dude? He was serviceable (although terribly miscast) in what he was given in Star Trek but everyone now acts like they've all been his #1 fan for years.


I guess you didn't watch Sherlock when it first came out.
 
2013-10-20 01:59:37 PM

Confabulat: Mugato: What is it with this Cumberbatch dude? He was serviceable (although terribly miscast) in what he was given in Star Trek but everyone now acts like they've all been his #1 fan for years.

I guess you didn't watch Sherlock when it first came out.


No shiat, Sherlock...

Dude is seriously talented.
 
2013-10-20 02:06:34 PM
2014 Oscar Predictions:

Best Picture:
12 Years A Slave
Best Director: Steve McQueen
Best Actor: Chiwetel Ejiofor, "12YAS"
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock, "Gravity"
Best Supporting Actor: Michael Fassbender, "12YAS"
Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, "Prisoners"
Best Special Effects: "Pacific Rim"
Best Cinematography: "Gravity"

Possible Upsets: Jake Gyllenhaal in Best Supporting Actor category, Hugh Jackman in Best Actor category
 
2013-10-20 02:07:49 PM

Mentalpatient87: I'm still hung up on how disappointed I was with Gravity, and I'm gonna rant about it for a bit with a few SPOILERS. I saw the trailer months ago, I was excited as hell. I wanted to like this movie so bad, and I really did for the first bit. Then the action started happening, which was still cool. What killed it for me were Clooney, his godawful death, and Bullock.

Clooney got just a bit too smarmy, and there was no reason for him to even die at all. She had him, he was stopped, just tug back and he's on a trajectory to safety! This is the only technical issue I'm gonna gripe about, I don't care that they took other shortcuts. If they really needed him to croak, they should have had him zinged by some space junk. The "let me go, I'm sacrificing myself for you" monologue thing was just... ugh. Shut the fark up, George Clooney. I can't even remember the character's name because he was just Clooneyed up to 11.

Aaand Stone, Sandra Bullock. The Space Rookie. Serious question: why is she in space? How did she go from a nurse with a dead kid that only "works, sleeps, and drives" to repairing the Hubble? Why did whatever motivation she gained in that buffer time suddenly evaporate when shiat went down? Who the fark didn't even let this woman play some Kerbals before strapping her into a rocket? She was just so damn wishy-washy, it made me not care. The urgency of her getting back to safety was dampened by the fact that I would have been okay with her not making it.


He wasn't stopped.  He was continuing to pull her and stress the parachute lines.  If he were stopped, the lines wouldn't have continued to slip off her leg.  If he'd held on, they would have slipped off.  If he'd given a little tug, it would have increased the stress and cause the lines to slip off.
 
2013-10-20 02:34:59 PM

It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie? The trailer has the entire plot.


Some people are saying this remake is better than the original
 
2013-10-20 02:49:43 PM

WhyteRaven74: It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie? The trailer has the entire plot.

Some people are saying this remake is better than the original


Some people eat boogers.

Chloe is great, but there is no way she can pull off the same level of vulnerability that Spacek did.

Moore is also great but there is no way she can play that same bizarre combination of batshiat religious loon/ weird horny slut the way that Laurie did.

I think Hollywood just does all these remakes to pull in kids that never really saw the original films. Everyone who has seen the originals just raises an eyebrow and scoffs.
 
2013-10-20 03:10:31 PM

Soulcatcher: WhyteRaven74: It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie? The trailer has the entire plot.

Some people are saying this remake is better than the original

Some people eat boogers.

Chloe is great, but there is no way she can pull off the same level of vulnerability that Spacek did.

Moore is also great but there is no way she can play that same bizarre combination of batshiat religious loon/ weird horny slut the way that Laurie did.

I think Hollywood just does all these remakes to pull in kids that never really saw the original films. Everyone who has seen the originals just raises an eyebrow and scoffs.


Looks like someone did see 6 Souls

/I wish I hadn't
 
2013-10-20 03:48:11 PM

It's Me Bender: why would anyone watch Carrie?  The trailer has the entire plot.


Oh, please. Even when the original came out, it was no secret that the mean girls dumped pigs' blood over head her during prom and she went a little apey over it. Welcome to 1976.
 
2013-10-20 03:52:52 PM
I honestly do not get all the love for Gravity. Clooney was just Clooney in space, Bullock was just a tragic backstory, and while it looked really pretty there wasn't much depth to it.
 
2013-10-20 05:15:36 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-20 05:18:49 PM
Next is Gravity vs...Jackass?
 
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