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(Huffington Post)   And not to leave the Farkettes out (or the NTTAWWT Farkers), here's a rundown of 14 Silver Foxes who are hot, single and ready to mingle   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
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2013-10-20 10:45:33 AM  
I'm sweaty, single and ready to mingle.

Call me
 
2013-10-20 10:56:38 AM  

gilatrout: I'm sweaty, single and ready to mingle.

Call me


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2013-10-20 11:06:04 AM  
You know, it's 2013. I don't think we have to worry about homosexuality being considered
"un-wrong". Twenty years ago (!!!), when the episode of the situational comedy that brought that acronym into popular usage was filmed, less than 50 percent of the U.S. thought that homosexuality was acceptable. That number is now over 60 percent. The acronym's days of usefulness and societal relevance are well in the rearview mirror.

What I'm saying is, NTTAWWT is lame and busted and really needs to be retired. And using it nowadays really spots a light on the user in a really cockeyed way. Are you trying to say that you feel that there IS something wrong with being gay, Subs? Is that why you have to reassure us that you don't feel that way?

Oh, and thanks for the fantasy fap fodder.
 
2013-10-20 11:06:06 AM  
Can they still get it up?
 
2013-10-20 11:11:32 AM  
Really, Larry David and Clint Eastwood? Whoever compiled this list has very low standards for attractive. Eastwood looks like Skeletor and Larry David looks like he stuck his head in the Shine-o-Ball-o at the bowling alley.

Also, Sean Penn is single because hes an insane drunken wife beater who turns to violence at the drop of a hat. NOT attractive.

/would rather stay single
 
2013-10-20 11:13:04 AM  
Don't think any farkettes have any chance in hell with any of these dudes.
 
2013-10-20 11:13:19 AM  
They all have money, right? Yeah, don't need to worry about them.
 
2013-10-20 11:17:46 AM  
Yes, no, hell yes, yes but will have weird childhood tv flashbacks, no, yes if he still has the poncho, yes, no, maybe, yes if in France, ew no, god yes, sure why not, in a heartbeat.
 
2013-10-20 11:17:50 AM  
Um, some of those guys are just OLD. Just being old and rich does not make one a silver fox. Even if that person WAS hot when they were young. i didn't think time had been particularly kind to anyone in that lineup.
 
2013-10-20 11:23:35 AM  

reklamfox: Really, Larry David and Clint Eastwood? Whoever compiled this list has very low standards for attractive. Eastwood looks like Skeletor and Larry David looks like he stuck his head in the Shine-o-Ball-o at the bowling alley.

Also, Sean Penn is single because hes an insane drunken wife beater who turns to violence at the drop of a hat. NOT attractive.

/would rather stay single


The Sergio Leone trilogy earns Eastwood access to my pants no matter if he's a senile Republican nut job. Oddly, the same does not apply to Sergio Leone himself.

I would be disappointed if a fling with Sean Penn didn't involve heavy drinking and fights with stuff being thrown across the room. We're talking brief intense interlude here, not a life of alcoholism and volatile misery.
 
2013-10-20 11:42:43 AM  
...even if "fap" is all one has any desire to do wrt most of the included.
 
2013-10-20 11:43:41 AM  

Sinbox: You know, it's 2013. I don't think we have to worry about homosexuality being considered
"un-wrong". Twenty years ago (!!!), when the episode of the situational comedy that brought that acronym into popular usage was filmed, less than 50 percent of the U.S. thought that homosexuality was acceptable. That number is now over 60 percent. The acronym's days of usefulness and societal relevance are well in the rearview mirror.

What I'm saying is, NTTAWWT is lame and busted and really needs to be retired. And using it nowadays really spots a light on the user in a really cockeyed way. Are you trying to say that you feel that there IS something wrong with being gay, Subs? Is that why you have to reassure us that you don't feel that way?

Oh, and thanks for the fantasy fap fodder.


Yadda yadda yadda
 
2013-10-20 11:57:52 AM  

Sinbox: You know, it's 2013. I don't think we have to worry about homosexuality being considered
"un-wrong". Twenty years ago (!!!), when the episode of the situational comedy that brought that acronym into popular usage was filmed, less than 50 percent of the U.S. thought that homosexuality was acceptable. That number is now over 60 percent. The acronym's days of usefulness and societal relevance are well in the rearview mirror.

What I'm saying is, NTTAWWT is lame and busted and really needs to be retired. And using it nowadays really spots a light on the user in a really cockeyed way. Are you trying to say that you feel that there IS something wrong with being gay, Subs? Is that why you have to reassure us that you don't feel that way?

Oh, and thanks for the fantasy fap fodder.


There's plenty of things wrong with being a homosexual, but most people don't care who you bone anyway.


Also, it is still relevant, or else you wouldn't have wrote that long-winded diatribe.
 
2013-10-20 12:09:17 PM  

duffblue: There's plenty of things wrong with being a homosexual,


Name them. And try not to mention religiosity.
 
2013-10-20 12:16:30 PM  
No thank you.  Not one of them.
 
2013-10-20 12:18:11 PM  
Meh.  I saw one hell yes, not that the opportunity would ever happen.  And two maybes, depending on my level of intoxication and a few contingencies.  The rest?  I wouldn't even consider it.
 
2013-10-20 12:42:46 PM  
I guess with the proper buzz on I could imagine Morgan Freeman or even Peter O'Toole whispering sweet nothings into my ear, but Larry David? That's a boner killer right there.
 
2013-10-20 12:49:17 PM  
..."un-right"...

/y'all know what i meant.

I'm running on 38 hours with no sleep.

/about to seriously rectify that.
 
2013-10-20 12:50:17 PM  
List fails without my drinking buddy Billy Campell. Perennial bachelor, nerd at heart, and panty dropper extraordinaire.

/great guy, is what I'm saying
 
2013-10-20 12:55:45 PM  
I'm having a hard time imagining how any woman would find Larry David sexy. Even his humor is all tied up in that awkward, bitter, beta-male experience stuff.
 
2013-10-20 12:56:58 PM  
Yeah, they may be hot and single, but how do we know they are ready to mingle? They're all divorced, I'm sure there's still a modicum of heartache still happening inside. Good luck connecting on an emotional level with these gentlemen.

What's that you say? Oh, right. The article was hypothetical.
 
2013-10-20 01:05:59 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?


Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date
 
2013-10-20 01:07:25 PM  
Vincent Cassell is divorced?
This is good news.

For Monica Bellucci fans.
 
2013-10-20 01:10:44 PM  

GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date


I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.
 
2013-10-20 01:29:33 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date

I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.


There are only two facts that can be derived from your opinion;

Your brain doesn't work
Your dick doesn't work
 
2013-10-20 01:42:57 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date

I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.


Good lord, you have more issues than a newsstand. But at least you are easily predictable.
 
2013-10-20 01:47:41 PM  
So the male Farkers get the swimsuit issue and we get a column from HuffPo featuring a selection of geriatrics with baggy scrota.
 
2013-10-20 01:52:58 PM  
Morgan Freeman is really the only one on that list that does anything for me, and it's mostly because of his voice.

I'd show him the very meaning of titty sprinkles.
 
2013-10-20 01:53:27 PM  

someonelse: Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date

I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.

Good lord, you have more issues than a newsstand. But at least you are easily predictable.


3 issues, by my count;

Middle aged erections
3D printing
Spaceflight

/if Gravity had a scene with Sandra rogering George with a 3D printed strapon while he pleasured his turgid erection, QA would probably have an aneurysm
//tho, srsly, QA makes me laugh. He's ok in my book. Demented, but ok
 
2013-10-20 01:54:38 PM  
Let me the first Farker to say that I am also a silver fox who is hot, single and ready to mingle...

/ autocorrect turned Farker to Farmer
// glad I caught that since I don't own a farm
/// though I do have a strange yearning for livestock
//// damn, said too much...
 
2013-10-20 02:00:49 PM  

GRCooper: Your brain doesn't work


Correct, not as well as it did when I was 25. By any measure I'm slower, dumber and have a failing memory. So do you.

GRCooper: Your dick doesn't work


Thank god I'm not bald with a goatee though.

GRCooper: Middle aged erections


No, just aging in general and the delusions people have. There are no middle-aged erections. Otherwise why all the medicines both legit and not?

GRCooper: 3D printing


Only when people think we're on the cusp of Star Trek.

GRCooper: Spaceflight


Only when people have their suitcases packed for Mars.
 
2013-10-20 02:06:10 PM  

someonelse: Good lord, you have more issues than a newsstand. But at least you are easily predictable.


lol yeah yeah, post from Mars and we'll talk about who is predictable...
 
2013-10-20 02:09:26 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Your dick doesn't work

Thank god I'm not bald with a goatee though.



Thank god.  If you looked like this hunk of man-meat, you'd have to spend all of your time explaining to the ladies that, while you appreciate their interest, you have to decline as your peener is permaflacid.

/hey, if I'm delusional I'm not lying.  I mean, if I believe it, I'm telling the truth.  If I'm lying, then I'm not delusional.
 
2013-10-20 02:15:40 PM  
sfw

Some overlap and i don't agree with 'em all but still I think this is a better listing. Perhaps you shall as well.
 
2013-10-20 02:29:21 PM  

Sinbox: sfw

Some overlap and i don't agree with 'em all but still I think this is a better listing. Perhaps you shall as well.


Good list, but I contend that Dennis Hopper no longer possesses whatever sexiness he may have once possessed.

Robert Wagner is only permissible if the list is on dry land.
 
2013-10-20 02:44:43 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date

I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.


Maybe you've never heard of Viagra, cialis, or levitra.....

Its irrelevant now, men can get it up at 90 now.
 
2013-10-20 02:53:49 PM  

steamingpile: Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: Quantum Apostrophe: Can they still get it up?

Not sure why you feel the need to bring this up in every thread about 40+ men, but we get it, QA, your dick doesn't work. Stop assuming that's universal; there's no magic expiration date

I assume that those people who claim it still works are delusional liars.

Maybe you've never heard of Viagra, cialis, or levitra.....

Its irrelevant now, men can get it up at 90 now.


No no, THAT is his point. Viagra commercials mean nobody can get it up.

Just like COPD commercials mean that everyone has COPD. And cancer drug commercials means that everyone has cancer.

Oh crap. I just saw a tampon commercial.
 
2013-10-20 06:16:51 PM  
Sean Penn & Larry David are not foxes by any stretch but my main question is this:

Why the hell isn't Patrick Stewart on this stupid list?
 
2013-10-20 06:35:02 PM  
I think half of those guys are gay and the other half have one leg in the grave.

/still, old rich guy with a bad cough might not be a bad match.
 
2013-10-20 06:38:38 PM  

notyomama: Sean Penn & Larry David are not foxes by any stretch but my main question is this:

Why the hell isn't Patrick Stewart on this stupid list?


Cuz he's not single?
 
2013-10-20 07:28:28 PM  

reklamfox: Really, Larry David and Clint Eastwood? Whoever compiled this list has very low standards for attractive. Eastwood looks like Skeletor and Larry David looks like he stuck his head in the Shine-o-Ball-o at the bowling alley.

Also, Sean Penn is single because hes an insane drunken wife beater who turns to violence at the drop of a hat. NOT attractive.

/would rather stay single


This pretty much sums up my reaction.
 
2013-10-20 07:31:47 PM  

GRCooper: notyomama: Sean Penn & Larry David are not foxes by any stretch but my main question is this:

Why the hell isn't Patrick Stewart on this stupid list?

Cuz he's not single?


Yeah, and no surprise, at that age, pretty much all the good ones are taken. Richard Gere? Nope nope nope. I'd rather fantasize about Patrick Stewart, well, and Jon Stewart, and maybe Craig Ferguson in a kilt.
 
2013-10-21 12:19:29 AM  
Oh look, it's George Clooney and 13 random guys.
 
2013-10-21 01:13:11 AM  

GRCooper: Just like COPD commercials mean that everyone has COPD. And cancer drug commercials means that everyone has cancer.


The difference is that I've never heard a middle-aged guy like you admit to even the slightest possibility that maybe his body doesn't work as well anymore. It's always "best shape of my life", "better than my 20s", "my penis is so hard it emits Higgs bosons", "college girls stick to me like scrap metal to a junkyard magnet", etc. etc. etc. (Delusional!)

So who buys this medication? Why are all the ads targeted at old people?

Shouldn't there be anti-boner pills for 45 year old men? Or tranquilizers because of your immense levels of energy?

Face it, aging is a horror and life is a handful of good years followed by decades of slow, certain decline into death.
 
2013-10-21 07:20:07 AM  
Older men look travelled, older women look traversed.
 
2013-10-21 08:47:36 AM  
YYYNNYYYYNNYN
 
2013-10-21 12:50:27 PM  

reklamfox: Really, Larry David and Clint Eastwood? Whoever compiled this list has very low standards for attractive. Eastwood looks like Skeletor and Larry David looks like he stuck his head in the Shine-o-Ball-o at the bowling alley.

Also, Sean Penn is single because hes an insane drunken wife beater who turns to violence at the drop of a hat. NOT attractive.

/would rather stay single



They missed out on including Farkers who are greying and soon to be divorced. You ladies would get a good laugh at some of our mug shots *Grin*
 
2013-10-21 01:11:12 PM  
Came for the farkettes splooshes, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-10-21 02:54:22 PM  
1. No
2. No (He's just too dumb)
3. Hell yes!
4. No, but he could read erotica to me. Or a phone book, same effect.
5. Yes
6. No
7. No and who?
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. Not just No but Aw Hell Naw!!!
12. Ewww
13. No
14. No

I'm not sure if Farkers are aware of The Connery Effect, but this man is hands down THE sexiest male human to ever grace the planet! He has "IT" in spades! Now I'm not saying he is the most handsome man in the world, although he IS a very attractive man, but he has pheromones strong enough to pass through lead! And yes they get caught on the film stock and float out into the theaters and stick all over us ladies!

Personally I found Pierce Brosnan to be the perfect James Bond and my pick for most handsome man in the world.
 
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