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(Huffington Post)   Let's put it this way: if these cougars came prowling around, you'd be a farking fool not to at least take a chance   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 74
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2013-10-20 09:18:36 AM  
www.norkan.coma57.foxnews.com
sra-solder.com
 
2013-10-20 10:05:16 AM  
Sharon Osbourne?

Deslided
 
2013-10-20 10:10:28 AM  
Most of those are hell no, but I would still GILF the hell out of Susan Lucci.
 
2013-10-20 10:13:40 AM  
i.huffpost.com

Any remotely horizontal surface, any time, as often as she's willing.
 
2013-10-20 10:17:21 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Most of those are hell no, but I would still GILF the hell out of Susan Lucci.


Most of them are hell yes for me. They'd kill me, and I'm strangely OK with that.
 
2013-10-20 10:53:00 AM  
My god, Priscilla Presley has morphed into Michael Jackson.
 
2013-10-20 10:56:06 AM  
I'm like "okay, I can see that about #1" and then they throw this up right away as the #2 example:

i.huffpost.com

After that we hit the lovely Raquel Welsh and many more fine examples, but what the hell is with #2.

/Hey Farkmins, fix your farking image re-scaler or just put it back the way it was you hacks
 
2013-10-20 10:59:30 AM  
As a 25 year old male, that slideshow was for the most part horrifying.

Also, Susan Sarandon was never attractive, not 30 years ago, and not now. Bull Durham was always a confusing movie to me.
 
2013-10-20 11:00:31 AM  
Deslidified...

And I completely agree with Man On A Mission except that it doesn't have to be horizontal, for her I'd be willing to be quite creative

/where's Ann Margaret?
 
2013-10-20 11:01:48 AM  
About half of that list is ok.
 
2013-10-20 11:02:28 AM  
Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties
There was no evidence to support that claim.  I'd bet money every one of those women looked better at 29 than at 59.  I'd also love to know what percentage have had cosmetic surgery done.
 
2013-10-20 11:04:07 AM  
The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
1001noway.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-20 11:08:28 AM  
Some of those do not have many original parts.
 
2013-10-20 11:10:45 AM  
"Women are not as attractive in their 60's as they were in their 20's."


t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-20 11:11:25 AM  

Krieghund: The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
[1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]


Agreed. TFA is bullshiat. I guarantee if you posted a pic of every single one of those women in their 20s alongside their current pictures, viewers would unanimously declare they were more attractive when they were younger.

Also, thank you for that example.
 
2013-10-20 11:11:33 AM  

Recoil Therapy: /where's Ann Margaret?

 
2013-10-20 11:16:00 AM  
Some of those weren't all that hot in their 20's, never mind 60+. That being said I've had an unhealthy, lifelong obsession with Jane Seymour.
 
2013-10-20 11:17:12 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Krieghund: The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
[1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]

Agreed. TFA is bullshiat. I guarantee if you posted a pic of every single one of those women in their 20s alongside their current pictures, viewers would unanimously declare they were more attractive when they were younger.

Also, thank you for that example.


We get it. You're a kid who has no f-ing clue. Just stick with the bimbos in your age group or younger.
 
2013-10-20 11:20:06 AM  
Cybil Shepard claims she taught Elvis how to muffdive.

/Long Ago and Far Away...
 
2013-10-20 11:25:05 AM  

Man On A Mission: [i.huffpost.com image 850x1263]

Any remotely horizontal surface, any time, as often as she's willing.


But does she sound like ferrets rustling when she walks?
 
2013-10-20 11:34:57 AM  

Ross E. Krushan: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Krieghund: The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
[1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]

Agreed. TFA is bullshiat. I guarantee if you posted a pic of every single one of those women in their 20s alongside their current pictures, viewers would unanimously declare they were more attractive when they were younger.

Also, thank you for that example.

We get it. You're a kid who has no f-ing clue. Just stick with the bimbos in your age group or younger.


If they're peaking in their sixties, why have many of them replaced their sixties faces with lifelike mask approximations?
 
2013-10-20 11:37:18 AM  
img.photobucket.com

"This thread is not dildos."
 
2013-10-20 11:38:45 AM  
Holy Christ I'm getting old.
 
2013-10-20 11:41:44 AM  
Sorry but no. You have to take these Hollywood types with one huge grain of salt when it comes to these publicity photos of them,. These were taken after getting botoxed up and spending 4 hours in the makeup chair.  Case in point:

Red carpet pic.
i.huffpost.com

Reality pic.

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-20 11:43:01 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Sorry but no. You have to take these Hollywood types with one huge grain of salt when it comes to these publicity photos of them,. These were taken after getting botoxed up and spending 4 hours in the makeup chair.  Case in point:

Red carpet pic.
[i.huffpost.com image 675x1000]

Reality pic.

[img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x550]


And? I'd still hit it. And her daughter. Preferably at the same time.
 
2013-10-20 11:51:44 AM  
I clicked on the lady gaga in a thong link and boy she does at least have a nice ass.
 
2013-10-20 11:53:21 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: As a 25 year old male, that slideshow was for the most part horrifying.

Also, Susan Sarandon was never attractive, not 30 years ago, and not now. Bull Durham was always a confusing movie to me.


Ha.
Wait till your 45.
Seems like every year older I get more and more women get reclassified into doable status.
 
2013-10-20 11:54:35 AM  

Ross E. Krushan: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Krieghund: The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
[1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]

Agreed. TFA is bullshiat. I guarantee if you posted a pic of every single one of those women in their 20s alongside their current pictures, viewers would unanimously declare they were more attractive when they were younger.

Also, thank you for that example.

We get it. You're a kid who has no f-ing clue. Just stick with the bimbos in your age group or younger.


You sound angry.
 
2013-10-20 12:02:45 PM  
I've wanted to bone angelica houston and helen mirren since I was a child.

/mid twenties now
//That's all I came here to say
///can't be the only one
 
2013-10-20 12:11:58 PM  
Nothing there that some Bondo wouldn't fix.
 
2013-10-20 12:12:10 PM  
A whole lot of back to the loch with you Nessie going on there. Still a few I wouldn't mind playing fiddlesticks with.
 
2013-10-20 12:12:22 PM  
Mary Steenburgen made the list.  She always seemed to me like the mom next door who decided to show her son's friend the ropes about sex while the son was out on a fishing trip with his dad.  Then pretend like it didn't happen.

LIfe as a House ....  ahhh yeah!
 
2013-10-20 12:20:30 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'm like "okay, I can see that about #1" and then they throw this up right away as the #2 example:

[i.huffpost.com image 738x1000]


I think that Lauren Hutton pic illustrates the point I came here to make after looking at the slideshow -- I think the reason most of the women in these photos look so good is because of their hair. It's thick, long, shiny, cut flatteringly, touchable, almost young.

Except that photo. It verges on a mousy sort of a "mom" haircut.
 
2013-10-20 12:21:18 PM  
"Lauren Hutton, 69"

yes.
 
2013-10-20 12:37:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Sorry but no. You have to take these Hollywood types with one huge grain of salt when it comes to these publicity photos of them,. These were taken after getting botoxed up and spending 4 hours in the makeup chair.  Case in point:

Red carpet pic.


Reality pic.


Red carpet? She looks blonde to me.
 
2013-10-20 12:38:39 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: As a 25 year old male, that slideshow was for the most part horrifying.


Don't let the delusional old people fool you, your twenties is your peak, it is for everyone. Aging sucks, it's a horror show for the best of us.
 
2013-10-20 12:42:59 PM  
Raquel, Susan, Sigourney, Bernadette, Morgan, Helen, and Susan please step forward.

The rest no way.
 
2013-10-20 01:17:28 PM  
How did some make it on the list and Lynda Carter didn't???
 
2013-10-20 01:39:45 PM  
is dana delaney 60 yet?
 
2013-10-20 01:47:43 PM  

jdjoker: ReapTheChaos: Sorry but no. You have to take these Hollywood types with one huge grain of salt when it comes to these publicity photos of them,. These were taken after getting botoxed up and spending 4 hours in the makeup chair.  Case in point:

Red carpet pic.


Reality pic.

Red carpet? She looks blonde to me.


Look at all those freckles, she definitely a ginger.
 
2013-10-20 01:54:38 PM  

Leader O'Cola: is dana delaney 60 yet?


Not quite, IIRC.
 
2013-10-20 02:25:17 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Krieghund: The headline from TFA: Gorgeous Celebrities Over 60 Are Proof Women Don't Necessarily Peak In Their Twenties

There are some attractive ladies in that list, but none of them are as attractive as they were in their 20s.

For example:
[1001noway.files.wordpress.com image 360x360]

Agreed. TFA is bullshiat. I guarantee if you posted a pic of every single one of those women in their 20s alongside their current pictures, viewers would unanimously declare they were more attractive when they were younger.

Also, thank you for that example.

We get it. You're a kid who has no f-ing clue. Just stick with the bimbos in your age group or younger.


Did you even read the user name? You can bet he's at least in his 30s and yes right none of those women look better now than in their 20s.

But I am wondering how the hell Raquel Welch still looks that good, she looks no older than early 40s at worst.
 
2013-10-20 02:45:22 PM  

Man On A Mission: [i.huffpost.com image 850x1263]

Any remotely horizontal surface, any time, as often as she's willing.

What is the line right at her hairline?  Edge of mask or wigline?
 
2013-10-20 02:48:53 PM  
All but like 7 of them, oh hells yes in heartbeat......seems like we got some studman69s in here...Oh anyone under 30 get off my lawn youngsters.  You need to to learn what class is. None of the AWing going on today.
 
2013-10-20 03:21:45 PM  
Where might I find their granddaughters?
 
2013-10-20 03:55:00 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: As a 25 year old male, that slideshow was for the most part horrifying.

Also, Susan Sarandon was never attractive, not 30 years ago, and not now. Bull Durham was always a confusing movie to me.


She damn sure was in Rocky Horror
 
2013-10-20 04:55:19 PM  
What. The. Hell. Well this article secured for me that there's no way I would hit a 60 year old even after I'm 60.
 
2013-10-20 05:07:28 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: What. The. Hell. Well this article secured for me that there's no way I would hit a 60 year old even after I'm 60.


I'd still have sex with Katherine Bigelow, but mainly so i could spend all morning teaching her how men verbally interact with one another in reality.
 
2013-10-20 07:08:20 PM  

Alphax: Some  [Most] of those do not have many original parts.


FTFY
 
2013-10-20 07:27:37 PM  
I've always likes women 15-20 years older than me. Now that I'm in my late 40s, that doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore.
 
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