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(UPI)   Six out of ten Pakistani terrorists surveyed said they plan to continue terrorizing things. The other four recommended Dentyne for their victims who chew gum   (upi.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-20 10:42:24 AM
What, no endorsement for Camels? The TRUE turkish blend?
 
2013-10-20 10:45:07 AM
8 out of 10 American terrorists surveyed said they plan on quitting after their enlistment is up and going to college on the GI Bill.
 
2013-10-20 10:47:29 AM
Magnificent headline, subby!
 
2013-10-20 10:47:41 AM

DrPainMD: 8 out of 10 American terrorists surveyed said they plan on quitting after their enlistment is up and going to college on the GI Bill.


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2013-10-20 10:50:33 AM

DrPainMD: 8 out of 10 American terrorists surveyed said they plan on quitting after their enlistment is up and going to college on the GI Bill.


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2013-10-20 10:58:08 AM
Only 1 in 10 people enjoy suicide attacks.
 
2013-10-20 11:00:42 AM
The other four are unavailable for comment, as their huts have mysteriously turned into smouldering craters that they blame on djinn.
 
2013-10-20 11:02:48 AM
Four are literate and have some skill or usable trade they can use to craft some future. Six know nothing but this option.
 
2013-10-20 11:06:38 AM
At first I read that as "Pakistani tourists". This kind of thing has been happening a lot to me lately.
 
2013-10-20 11:07:46 AM
11 out of 10 terrorist who went to public schools here in America are bad at math.
 
2013-10-20 11:16:13 AM
"Six out of ten Pakistani terrorists surveyed said they plan to continue terrorizing things."

So people are safe? Good to know, subby.
 
2013-10-20 11:23:18 AM
I dunno about Pakistan, but the last time I felt "terrorized" is last week when the GOP was going to BURN IT ALL DOWN!! if their demands were not met.
 
2013-10-20 11:29:41 AM
33 re-arrested out of the 1197 they know about. That's some fine police work there Lou.
 
2013-10-20 11:34:01 AM
 
2013-10-20 11:42:02 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "Six out of ten Pakistani terrorists surveyed said they plan to continue terrorizing things."

So people are safe? Good to know, subby.


Terrorise ALL the things!
 
2013-10-20 11:49:59 AM
Pakistani terrorists work for Obama
 
2013-10-20 11:53:11 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Pakistani terrorists work for Obama


All the terrorists work for the US. OK, maybe a few from Great Britain.
 
2013-10-20 11:56:02 AM
So, most are incapable of anything other than destruction and vandalism,  Just like Republicans.
 
2013-10-20 12:07:54 PM
So kill them.
 
2013-10-20 12:08:59 PM
4 out of 10 terrorists blew themselves up and were not available for comment
 
2013-10-20 12:12:10 PM
Now we know Dentyne is halal.
 
2013-10-20 12:26:54 PM

AnotherOldFart: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/US-quietly-releasing-1-6b n -in-Pakistan-assistance/articleshow/24396974.cms

Why do we keep funding Pakistan? We certainly could use it here.


Among other reasons, because a collapsed Pakistani government is by far the most likely scenario for terrorists getting nuclear bombs.
 
2013-10-20 12:37:10 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: AnotherOldFart: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/US-quietly-releasing-1-6b n -in-Pakistan-assistance/articleshow/24396974.cms

Why do we keep funding Pakistan? We certainly could use it here.

Among other reasons, because a collapsed Pakistani government is by far the most likely scenario for terrorists getting nuclear bombs.


And the Pakistani military know that we know this, which is why they've been able to play us like a cheap violin for decades.
 
2013-10-20 12:56:28 PM
The other four recommended Dentyne betel for their victims who chew

Subby's clearly never been to Pakistan.

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2013-10-20 01:06:18 PM
Imagine the balls on that pollster who collected the data.
 
2013-10-20 01:07:35 PM

Prophet of Loss: I dunno about Pakistan, but the last time I felt "terrorized" is last week when the GOP was going to BURN IT ALL DOWN!! if their demands were not met.


Haha! You live in fear of political games. What a "I better be ascared because msnbc told me to be" super lib you must be.

So tell us, how many things have you tried to abolish this week, you know, for the children.
 
2013-10-20 01:13:32 PM

jaybeezey: Prophet of Loss: I dunno about Pakistan, but the last time I felt "terrorized" is last week when the GOP was going to BURN IT ALL DOWN!! if their demands were not met.

Haha! You live in fear of political games. What a "I better be ascared because msnbc told me to be" super lib you must be.

So tell us, how many things have you tried to abolish this week, you know, for the children.


The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp.
 
2013-10-20 01:15:00 PM

DrPainMD: 8 out of 10 American terrorists surveyed said they plan on quitting after their enlistment is up and going to college on the GI Bill.


At least they have a plan for their lives. Not everyone can commit to 20-25 years of terrorism, then retire with a nice pension.
 
2013-10-20 01:17:20 PM

Prophet of Loss: The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp


would he be one of the government civilians who was put on furlough and then brought back with back pay?
 
2013-10-20 01:19:25 PM
Is it just me or has what used to be considered guerilla/ asymmetrical warfare, now just lumped under terrorism because hey, that's the word we use now?
 
2013-10-20 01:22:07 PM

johnny_vegas: Prophet of Loss: The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp

would he be one of the government civilians who was put on furlough and then brought back with back pay?


The shutdown affected more than public employees, and it wasn't known when the government would reopen. How quickly people forget...hasn't even been a week yet.
 
2013-10-20 01:33:28 PM
Oh and JSC sits in a red district, but they elect democrats when they get farked like this, BTW.....
 
2013-10-20 01:39:04 PM

DrPainMD: 8 out of 10 American terrorists surveyed said they plan on quitting after their enlistment is up and going to college on the GI Bill.


Why would politicians need the GI Bill?
 
2013-10-20 01:44:31 PM

LoneWolf343: johnny_vegas: Prophet of Loss: The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp

would he be one of the government civilians who was put on furlough and then brought back with back pay?

The shutdown affected more than public employees, and it wasn't known when the government would reopen. How quickly people forget...hasn't even been a week yet.


thank you Cliff
 
2013-10-20 02:27:55 PM
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Nothing in the article about donkey bombs?
 
2013-10-20 02:38:59 PM
Am I the only one who caught that it's supposed to be Trident and not Dentyne?
 
2013-10-20 02:40:52 PM

johnny_vegas: Prophet of Loss: The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp

would he be one of the government civilians who was put on furlough and then brought back with back pay?


The back pay should help him pay his back bills.
 
2013-10-20 03:47:16 PM
What the government considers a "terrorist group" or a "terrorist act" is not what you may think...

http://jurist.law.pitt.edu/forumy/2006/03/adels-anniversar y-guantanamo -tale.php
 
2013-10-20 04:47:17 PM

czetie: johnny_vegas: Prophet of Loss: The problem is that its no game you jackhole. My brother was in fear of his job. It effect real people, but don't let that get in the way of your derp

would he be one of the government civilians who was put on furlough and then brought back with back pay?

The back pay should help him pay his back bills.


exactly or gain back whatever was lost because he couldn't make payments, etc
 
2013-10-20 08:48:23 PM
Lulz, that'll teach you to go to a wedding reception grandma.
 
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