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(LA Times)   Better signs in parks can increase physical exercise by up to 12%. Especially signs that say "Beware of mountain lions and wandering black bears"   (latimes.com) divider line 31
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2013-10-20 08:13:06 AM
Nice one subby.
 
2013-10-20 08:13:26 AM
Don't run from a mountain lion unless you want to look delicious
 
2013-10-20 08:14:34 AM
I remember some comedy showed a white guy, running, while apparently being followed by a black man. I thought that was funny, somehow.
 
2013-10-20 08:20:31 AM
Let us move.
 
2013-10-20 08:35:52 AM
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2013-10-20 08:39:22 AM
I wouldn't count on that. subby.  Signs about bears and lions are why I stay in the car and drive faster.
 
2013-10-20 08:44:22 AM

cherryl taggart: I wouldn't count on that. subby.  Signs about bears and lions are why I stay in the car and drive faster.


You have a fat sound.
 
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2013-10-20 08:46:36 AM
I'm not a racist, but I would exercise harder if the sign said grizzly bear.
 
2013-10-20 08:55:03 AM
I'm not a racist. I'm a bigot.
 
2013-10-20 08:59:07 AM
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2013-10-20 09:03:57 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.fark.net image 720x560]


I marked it as funny and all. But WTF is that "......" A double ellipses? God damn it.
 
2013-10-20 09:39:57 AM

oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.fark.net image 720x560]

I marked it as funny and all. But WTF is that "......" A double ellipses? God damn it.


It's a pause to represent the exasperated befuddlement felt by dept. of parks administrators while trying to think of something that would entice people to spend time in their boring city parks.
 
2013-10-20 09:40:38 AM
ps., should have been "wander around".
 
2013-10-20 09:41:47 AM

oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.fark.net image 720x560]

I marked it as funny and all. But WTF is that "......" A double ellipses? God damn it.


That bothered you more than using "wonder" instead of wander?
 
2013-10-20 09:45:32 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ps., should have been "wander around".


We both have no business here. I'm going back to bed.

A duck eating trash by a yellow rock is still very funny though. Kudos
 
2013-10-20 09:47:14 AM

jdjoker: oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.fark.net image 720x560]

I marked it as funny and all. But WTF is that "......" A double ellipses? God damn it.

That bothered you more than using "wonder" instead of wander?


Yes. In fact, I didn't even notice it.
 
2013-10-20 09:47:15 AM

oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ps., should have been "wander around".

We both have no business here. I'm going back to bed.


I would do the same but I've already had 2/3 of a pot of coffee so I'm committed.
 
2013-10-20 09:49:52 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ps., should have been "wander around".

We both have no business here. I'm going back to bed.

I would do the same but I've already had 2/3 of a pot of coffee so I'm committed.


Coffee makes me have really cool dreams.
 
2013-10-20 10:07:38 AM
signs that say "Beware of mountain lions and wandering black bears"

sign sponsored by Charmin.

Because when you encounter a bear, somehow toilet paper comes to mind.

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2013-10-20 10:22:36 AM

jdjoker: oregon fubaralas: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [img.fark.net image 720x560]

I marked it as funny and all. But WTF is that "......" A double ellipses? God damn it.

That bothered you more than using "wonder" instead of wander?


On Fark, grammar nazis outnumber spelling nazis by about 3 to 1.
 
2013-10-20 10:42:46 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's a pause to represent the exasperated befuddlement felt by dept. of parks administrators while trying to think of something that would entice people to spend time in their boring city parks.


What a boring Los Angeles city park looks like.
 
2013-10-20 10:47:39 AM

Archie Goodwin: On Fark, grammar nazis outnumber spelling nazis by about 3 to 1.


It is merely the order of things.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-20 10:53:19 AM
Grizzly bear shiat has bells in it and smells like pepper.
 
2013-10-20 10:58:46 AM

Krieghund: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It's a pause to represent the exasperated befuddlement felt by dept. of parks administrators while trying to think of something that would entice people to spend time in their boring city parks.

What a boring Los Angeles city park looks like.


PFFFFFTTTT......

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I have chunks of better city parks in my stool.
 
2013-10-20 11:38:32 AM
NO ONE reads signs in parks. The uptick in exercise must be from other "marketing and outreach".
 
2013-10-20 12:07:58 PM
National parks: kind of like zoos but with less fences.
 
2013-10-20 12:34:32 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Archie Goodwin: On Fark, grammar nazis outnumber spelling nazis by about 3 to 1.

It is merely the order of things.


Hey, about that sign. The correct spelling is... oh, never mind.
 
2013-10-20 12:57:16 PM

jdjoker: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Archie Goodwin: On Fark, grammar nazis outnumber spelling nazis by about 3 to 1.

It is merely the order of things.

Hey, about that sign. The correct spelling is... oh, never mind.


;)
 
2013-10-20 12:57:51 PM

MechaPyx: National parks: kind of like zoos but with less fences.


I'm sorry, the world you're looking for is "fewer" fences.
 
2013-10-20 01:07:20 PM
 
2013-10-20 01:16:06 PM

gilatrout: Don't run from a mountain lion unless you want to look delicious


I dont have to outrun the mountain lion, I have to outrun YOU.
 
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